Posted by mrao
is like a bird without feathers
If Esato did'nt exist.....
Posted by blackspot
... longevity of life will be compromised.
If people were meant to fly ...
Posted by mrao
youre gonna have traffic jams in the air
If there were no garbage threads....
Posted by blackspot
... the longevity of life will be compromised even more.
Esato's garbage thread is ...
Posted by methylated_spirit
AWESOME!
Jngle Bells is a song sung by...
Posted by DJcreamz
kylie while using the stainless steel spike fest dildotron 200
Meths wasnt around much yesterday because...
Posted by blackspot
... people who can't pronounce the "i" properly.
Banobo monkeys would surely enjoy the ...
Posted by DJcreamz
TOO LATE!
kylie while using the stainless steel spike fest dildotron 200
Meths wasnt around much yesterday because...
Posted by rajasekharan_v
.....cuse yesterday was not his day;)
We go early to bed cause...
Posted by DJcreamz
stainless steel spike fest dildotron 200 is not alowd to be on past the 8 o'clock cerfew.
Batesie enjoys...
Posted by rajasekharan_v
.....being where ever possible
Fiction is a part of life .....
Posted by amd1129
Bad being wherever possible:-D
Posted by max_wedge
Fact is your worst nightmare!
For every time there is a season...
Posted by amd1129
For everytime there is a season of winter;-)
Posted by mrao
@amd...pls read the rules of the game before posting
theres another season around the corner.
The spike fest dildotron 500 is....
Posted by vanquish
...the secret to life?
Posted by max_wedge
I give up mrao
If you can't beat 'em join 'em...
...42
Posted by Bjerkebanen
42 he shouted again! And before he kneew it a gou out of nowere jammed a pencil up his arse and started wrighting 42 inside his arse! Wile whispering gently into his ear: Hey sweetie you feel that? Its nothing funny about saying that 42 is the meaning of life! Does this feel like the meaning of life? Having a pencil wrighting 42 inside your arse? Ey? EY!? Then the man with the pencil up his arse replayes: Neeh i dont care! So what i got a pencil up my arse! I squeese much juicer things out whenever i go to the loo for a sheit! So bring on the heavy goods you cheeky monkey!! The mysteriouse pencil man looked a tad aloof before he.......
Posted by max_wedge
...went and had dinner at the restaurant at the end of the universe.
The sound of one hand clapping is...
Posted by mrao
audible only to he who downs 12 tequila shots, 8 vodkas, 4 whiskys and 12 pints of beer.
Sex without protection...
Posted by rajasekharan_v
. . . Is a sure Sign of loosing money in different ways
The heart of an animal . . .
Posted by mrao
craves for uncontrolled fornication.
Advancement in technology
Posted by Bjerkebanen
is geting peeps closer togheter. witch is good coz then you can...
Posted by Bjerkebanen
Open up your heart and really let it poor out! Put your emotion out for display and hope! Hope that some one is going to stop up and say: Hey mate buddy pal! I sense that you need a hugh! And then when you get the hugh bang!!......
Posted by rajasekharan_v
...there is a room for smile.
Forgiveness is an art ......
Posted by mrao
of making matters worse
The force of the thrust is directly proportional to....
Posted by rajasekharan_v
...how faster she screms in agony.
you may not be expecting....
Posted by blackspot
... an early one but it just happens.
Where there's smoke ...
Posted by Bjerkebanen
there is Legionnaires' Disease! yes smoke and Legionnaires' Disease goes hand in hand in fact A 48-year-old man was admitted to Hospital Telemark in Skien on Wednesday suffering from Legionnaires' Disease. His illness is not linked to the infection outbreak in Østfold Country.
Hospital Telemark said Friday that another source is responsible for the man's illness, after charging the patient's recent movements.
The man had not been abroad except for Strömstad, just across the Swedish border, and had not been in the Fredrikstad-Sarpsborg area in Østfold, southeast Norway, where a large outbreak of Legionnaires' took place.
Clinic head Per Urdahl at Hospital Telemark said that physicians in the man's local municipality, and those locations he had recently visited, had been notified.
The man is from Nome in Telemark County and had also been camping in Åsgårdstrand in Vestfold County.
"The man is seriously ill but his condition on Friday is stable. His vital functions are satisfactory and the patient is responding well to treatment," Urdahl said.
Urdahl said that it is normal for the hospital to have one or two cases of Legionnaires' Disease per year, and that this was not necessarily an indication of a new outbreak witch means that we can all............
Posted by blackspot
... continue to smoke and not worry about Legionnaire's Disease.
If you look up, all you will see is ...
Posted by mrao
big black nimus and cumulonimbus clouds.
The density of moisture in the atmosphere...
Posted by rajasekharan_v
. . . Is the humidity
In that case humanity means . . .
Posted by Bjerkebanen
weat unddies! Witch can make an awfull.....
Posted by rajasekharan_v
....smelling powders..
The hardest thing to resisit is....
Posted by blackspot
... is being assimilated by the borg.
When you learn to look down ...
Posted by rajasekharan_v
...you will forget to look up
The path of easy is....
Posted by blackspot
... is a path that is probably boring.
Resisting temptation is like ...
Posted by SsTiTcH
No Fun... Never trust a ....
Posted by chili
.... beggar that calls you "fadda, I'm a Cat'lic."
The Esato Luddite-Amish
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by Chili Palmer
Shadows played on her pale English face
Like gossamer wind in tree-shaded days
Flickering candle-light that swayed like a swan
The idea of fluorescent's an abhorrent one
***
She kept in her pocket a P910i
Concealed in large folds lest it catch the eye
She kept in the forest her charger and batt
Spent there two hours beneath a large hat
God is her God but Esato's her Church
Using GPRS, she logs on as....
Posted by rajasekharan_v
...which went on for a whole long day and finally came to a halt
The brightest side of the day is.....
Posted by Glenny
the one with sun shining
my mouse told me that esure now do...
Posted by rajasekharan_v
....have something to do with something..
But it did not tell....
Posted by SsTiTcH
How to reformat the system... The walrus said...
Posted by rajasekharan_v
....that you just need to type format
But the system......
Posted by blackspot
... is as unstable as an egg on a pin.
When your screen suddenly turns blue ...
Posted by rajasekharan_v
....you turn the power switch off...
But when turning on it if turns blue again.....
Posted by blackspot
... reformat your hard disk and install linux.
A computer that doesn't give you a blue screen ...
Posted by mrao
is the one you should keep in your house.
Bill gates said..Let there be windows...and
Posted by blackspot
... the blue screen problem started.
Bill Gates is someone whom everybody ...
Posted by mrao
would like to kick out of their "windows".
Linux however....