Posted by JK
bitch, depending on how you treat her!!!
girls make guys wanna...
Posted by rajasekharan_v
....try with a lot too
Its easy to......
Posted by blackspot
... say "hi" than say "gutten tag".
Zebras strips are ...
Posted by Bjerkebanen
a reminder of the multi culurall soscaiaty we all live in theese days. When i see all the stripes and colors of the world i get filled with joy that is almost equal to an orgasm that runs down your spine and erects in a rapid eye motion that makes people think you lost it and they lock you in to the looney bin were your only form of comunication is throo esato and you find yourself eveolving around the world witch has now becomed esato! And esato for me is now nothing less than a gigantick massive..............,
Posted by blackspot
... aneurism waiting to explode.
Falling in love is like ...
Posted by methylated_spirit
constipation and diorrhea at the same time.
Cooking spiders in boiling vinegar...
Posted by DJcreamz
helps reduce spots and other forms of skin vandalisation.
Talking like snoop dizzle will get you...
Posted by mrao
locked up in the looney bin for sure.
A gentleman always....
Posted by blackspot
... knows when to show that poker face.
Everything counts in ...
Posted by rajasekharan_v
.....you being the top of world
If you had something to see......
Posted by blackspot
... you must have eyes to see it with.
Moderation is the key to ...
Posted by mrao
to avoid getting into trouble with the moderators
A good boss is one...
Posted by DJcreamz
who sucks.
i like my mcdonalds like my.....
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Posted by methylated_spirit
anal warts.
Hogfat is a great substitiute for...
Posted by DJcreamz
anul sex
easting hogfat can reduce...
Posted by methylated_spirit
the need to touch oneself.
Snoop dogg says thing like foshizzle my nizzle and...
Posted by DJcreamz
can i possibly have a small custard cream
we like out hot dogs long, and out buns...
Posted by rajasekharan_v
...short
Its very good to fake......
Posted by mrao
intelligence, but you get caught eventually
Some fail to plan....
Posted by mobikid
like people posting in this thread...
.....to compare sony ericsoon to nokia
Posted by Bjerkebanen
is like comparing peeing to diareeah!
However diareeah has its sides for exsample this one time............
Posted by rajasekharan_v
.....is the last time you will be with
It is too good to......
Posted by mrao
to say yes when you wanna say no.
Great minds...
Posted by rajasekharan_v
....think better than slower ones
Keep in good posture else....
Posted by mrao
you'll have trouble having sex.
A healthy body is a sure indication of ..
Posted by rajasekharan_v
......you living a long life
Frustration is the sigh of.....
Posted by blackspot
... relief from constipation.
Eating bacon-and-egg sandwich in the morning ...
Posted by rajasekharan_v
...you can skip the lunch
If you skip the lunch....
Posted by Alf Nif
...you have to eaten a bacon-and-egg sandwich.
Ready or not, here...
Posted by rajasekharan_v
....everyone posts really good.
If i am right here......
Posted by raghunath88
mobile from heaven....likewise..6600 is a..?
Posted by mrao
disgrace to good lookin mobile phones.
Sex is.....
Posted by rajasekharan_v
....tooo good for life at times
But at times.....
Posted by blackspot
... even the best things are not good enough.
When you cross an elephant with a turtle ...
Posted by rajasekharan_v
....you are sure that you are lying
When you think something is possible.....
Posted by blackspot
... you suddenly lose interest and don't actually do it.
Every single cell in our body is ...
Posted by rajasekharan_v
.....is dull when you dont do it....
Each time a new idea pops up in the mind....
Posted by blackspot
... it slowly dies out and you end up not doing it.
The human brain is ...
Posted by rajasekharan_v
....much more complex than a rats one
But still it is possible to......
Posted by blackspot
... do the things you did not imagine in the first place.
It is also possible for a rat's brain to ...
Posted by rajasekharan_v
...to be a bit more complex than a Mosquitos
But it is Advisable to .....
Posted by blackspot
... keep away from small-brained, malaria-carrying mosquitoes.
The human heart is ...
Posted by rajasekharan_v
..... too stony at times
And the Chimpanzees heart is.....
Posted by blackspot
... similar to a baboon's heart.
If you cross a baboon and a chimpanzee ...
Posted by rajasekharan_v
....you must carry a sheep too
If you are in the middle of all three.....
Posted by blackspot
... you probably smell like an orangutan in heat.
The easiest way to a man's heart is ...
Posted by chili
... through his stomach, with a scalpel, then reach in underneath the rib cage without breaking any of the ribs. Cut the artery, tie it up or cauterize it quickly, then siphon off the fresh oozing blood to be boiled later in a mixture of herbs, and served with Cantonese-style ground pork dumplings. The heart itself is to be sliced open and marinated in good quality soy sauce with lime, garlic and a generous amount of ground black pepper. To be grilled 24 hours thereafter on charcoal wood fire after a brief dip in white wine, served very rare, with the traditional favorite fava beans and a claret in alternate of the usual chianti, which arguably goes better with salesmen's livers.
Bon appetit,
Hannibal Lecter
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Come, Felicity....
Posted by DJcreamz
touch my pee pee
this thread is
Posted by methylated_spirit
good for killing time at work. I'm a hired killer, you see. I dont have any contracts at the moment. If you want someone "cleaned" send me a pm.
Vanquish talks out of his...
Posted by DJcreamz
hole....
maths once had an affiar with creamz but it ended.....
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