Posted by blackspot
... sharpened piece of ice.
The more words you speak ...
Posted by *Jojo*
. . . the more they will BEHAVE!
Some just WATCH as things happen because . . .
Posted by Glenny
they just do, dont question it
warning: your computer will now
Posted by mrao
turn into a typewriter.
And your mouse..
Posted by *Jojo*
. . . will make the Elephants run for their lives!
Imbeciles are those peeps that can be found in . . .
Posted by Qoastro
...phoneshops longing for a NOKIA!!!!
When times up...
Posted by Glenny
ask mother for more time
if she says no then
Posted by mrao
ask father.
if he says no too....
Posted by *Jojo*
. .. then ask mother!
If you can't BEAT them and wants some drastic moves . . .
Posted by SsTiTcH
Hire jackie chan or jet li... WhEn In doubt...
Posted by k4m!k4ze
....act stupid
Fee fi fo fum i smell.....
Posted by blackspot
... the perfume of a naked nun. (rhymes huh
)
War is not about who's right but ...
Posted by k4m!k4ze
..... but about who has the badder meaner ass-kicking weapons
Never in history have so many......
Posted by blackspot
... ass-kicking weapons kick the makers ass.
Out of the frying pan ...
Posted by k4m!k4ze
..... onto my plate
He who laughs last....
Posted by JK
has a information comprehending diagnosis.
death is not the opposite of life, birth is, then the opposite of life is...
Posted by blackspot
... efil, get it? mwahahaha!
A miracle happens whenever ...
Posted by rajasekharan_v
. . . Luck is on your side
That which cannot be seen . . .
Posted by Alf Nif
...is in front of you when you've closed your eyes
Get away from her you...
Posted by blackspot
... can not be gazed upon.
Some people can only see what they ...
Posted by JK
think is a blackspot!
again.. life is not the opposite of death, birth is, so lifes the opposite of..???
Posted by mrao
wife.
A good life is one....
Posted by Glenny
that isnt bad
a bad phone is
Posted by *Jojo*
. . . is the one being owned by someone who has a bad-breath!
Come one come all so that . . .
Posted by rajasekharan_v
. . . I dont have to invite each
A life is a life . . .
Posted by Glenny
that isnt a death
i just dropped my
(this game is cool, this aint the quote
)
Posted by k4m!k4ze
... pants
An idle mind is the.....
Posted by JK
OPPOSITE OF LIFE!!!
the moon is...
Posted by Glenny
a scrumtious ball of cheese
cheese is
Posted by blackspot
... a scrumptuous moon.
If you compare yourself with others you may ...
Posted by Glenny
find your blood pressure is quite high
where did all the
Posted by blackspot
... elephants poo?
Enjoy your achievements as well as ...
Posted by rajasekharan_v
.....failures
It takes a while to........
Posted by blackspot
... type "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious".
Keep interested in your own career, it is a ...
Posted by rajasekharan_v
....its a menace at times
To love someone is.....
Posted by blackspot
... a sign of something dangerous.
Exercise caution in your business affairs for ...
Posted by rajasekharan_v
......faster promotion
There is something to point out......
Posted by mrao
when things are goin wrong.
But when everythngs hunky-dory....
Posted by rajasekharan_v
....you become a waist
When you are there....
Posted by blackspot
... call dory and thank her.
Exercise caution in your business affairs for ...
Posted by rajasekharan_v
.....the other person will through you out
Its easy to point......
Posted by mrao
if you have a laser pointer
Silence is.....
Posted by max99
like a tree falling in a forest with no one around
music is....
Posted by rajasekharan_v
...so pleasing to hear
A wonederful art is......
Posted by mrao
one that commands the highest auction bid.
Technology is......
Posted by rajasekharan_v
.....something that has to be marvelled at
It is nice to have.....
Posted by mrao
no work to do and still get paid for it
But its not as nice...
Posted by rajasekharan_v
...as sitting home idle and getting paid
There is a time...
Posted by blackspot
... for play and time for more play.
The nearer you are ...
Posted by rajasekharan_v
....the happier you become
Life is a.....