Posted by SsTiTcH
Angels fear to tread... Angels and ministers of grace...
Posted by peeta
bow down to the golden arches...your new lord who doth command...
Posted by *Jojo*
. . . is the director of the - Lord of the Rings!
Death is imminent to those who . . .
Posted by Alf Nif
...who seek it.
Quote: "Tip a friend about...
(don't forget the ending qoutation mark)
Posted by gelfen
go skydiving without a parachute.
ask not what your country can do for you, but...
Posted by mrao
but definitely ask when mobile operator services are gonna get cheaper.
An idle mind is.....
Posted by peeta
is but jam...an active mind is...
Posted by Qoastro
...being used.
Perhaps I should...
Posted by mrao
do some work for a change.
Technology is...
Posted by Qoastro
...beautiful.
I couldn't come up with anything to write because...
Posted by *Jojo*
. . . my PC's mouse nor my keyboard just ran out of - oil!
Good things comes in twos, but what I like is . . . .
Posted by Alf Nif
...when bad things comes in threes.
Fee Fy Fo Fom, I smell...
Posted by mrao
the aroma of freshly brewed coffee.
Sony Ericsson should..
Posted by Qoastro
...not make toilet-paper, people would become confused
The higher you go...
Posted by k4m!k4ze
...the more bones you break when you fall
A clever enemy is better than....
Posted by blackspot
... than an imbecile for a consultant.
If I were in your shoe ...
Posted by *Jojo*
. . . it should be a Ferragamo or it won't fit.
Sometimes when we touch . . . .
Posted by mrao
we should wear gloves.
Necessity is...
Posted by blackspot
... the mother of genetic engineering.
Don't be afraid of going slowly but be afraid of ...
Posted by mrao
falling asleep while goin slowly.
Osama bin laden said....
Posted by Alf Nif
...schalabala bala bascha Busch schala schala White House
Give me, give me, give me a...
Posted by batesie
a
Keep Smiling, it makes people wonder what youve been.....
Posted by goldenface
................hiding in your underpanties.
Speak when you are.........................
Posted by Alf Nif
...doing in the closet.
I would cry if I only had
Posted by goldenface
................. ......a mouth.
Slow and steady wins the.......
Posted by *Jojo*
. . . the tortoise against the Ferrari of Mike Schumy!
If everything else fails . . .
Posted by Pwallwin
Just jump on a snooker table with an elephant in your hand.
I like big butts........
Posted by mrao
and a bigger ashtray.
Honesty is..
Posted by *Jojo*
. . . . is such a lonely word, everyone is telling a lie that's why.
Hasta La Vista . . .
Posted by goldenface
...................not if I see you first.
Many hands make light................
Posted by chili
..... a little bit more bright.
The Esato Pettifogger
================
by Chili Palmer
Sparse white clouds laze-floating the sky
Sun was damn bright and sparrows soared high
Gaylord our man was flickin a fan
Hoping in the process to get a nice tan
Oh summers are lovely for an 18-y.o.
Gaylord was thinking and the ice tea was cold
***
He took mad delight in taking a post
Twisting its meaning to a naughty riposte
The hetero members didn't know wtf???
'cept the Midnight Prowler - man he's outta luck
And so we see Gaylord sniffin round the nice pics
If he ever calls me cute I'll....
Posted by *Jojo*
. .. . I'll give him a brand new
K750i!
Every now and then . . .
Posted by JK
sum1 dies
if u dont pay the ransom...
Posted by goldenface
...................the hamster gets it.
A rollng stone gathers no............
Posted by *Jojo*
. . . . NEW members, as all of the Band members are already OLD.
You make me believe . . .
Posted by mrao
what you dont believe in.
Responsibility is critical..
Posted by *Jojo*
. . . as like what have been said in the movie - JFK.
An apple a day keeps the . . . .
Posted by felix bakat
....keeps AIDS away!
Promises are.........
Posted by goldenface
.................meant to be kept. Wind is meant to be broken.
Tom, tom, the piper's son........................................
Posted by gelfen
was called tom tom too.
london bridge is...
Posted by blackspot
... a bridge and it is in London.
A man who can play the piano but doesn't is ...
Posted by goldenface
..................................a peenist.
Don't put all of your eggs in .......
Posted by mrao
a man who can play a piano but doesnt play it.
Success is
Posted by blackspot
... sweet without sweat.
Don't use a cannon to kill a ...
Posted by goldenface
...........man who can play the piano but doesn't play it.
Dr Foster went to Gloucester in.............................
Posted by chili
... a shawl, shovel and cane
he dug up graves
and stuffed himself silly
with rotting black fingers
and brain
Smother me mother.....
[ This Message was edited by: chili on 2005-05-19 12:59 ]
Posted by goldenface
............and pickle me father
from Manchester to Torbay.
Slide down a ladder to escape from an Adder
and warn everyone on the way.
As I was going to St Ives.........................
Posted by blackspot
... I met a peenist.
The only and everlasting source of profit is ...
Posted by k4m!k4ze
..... our dad's bank account
Alternate realities are....
Posted by blackspot
... realities to alternate individuals.
A guest is like rain, the longer it lingers ...