Posted by Alf Nif
...is weak
To deny a favour...
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Posted by blackspot
... is laziness.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with ...
Posted by mrao
getting your baggage checked in on time.
He who laughs last....
Posted by blackspot
... is slow or too drunk to understand the joke.
Belief is an idea that ...
Posted by goldenface
Posted by Alf Nif
...
...
Posted by goldenface
....................you believe in ideas.
He that thinks too much will................
Posted by Qoastro
...come to the conclution that he have thought to much and that he will now no longer think anymore.
A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that...
Posted by goldenface
...............you want to smack him in his ugly sweaty face.
See no Evil...................
Posted by Qoastro
...just see small orange squirrels running around.
If you can't see a thing...
Posted by Alf Nif
...open your eyes!
Tip a friend about...
Posted by blackspot
... not buying Nokias and he will treat you like a God!
Desires are mighty stimulants to ...
Posted by mrao
a huge bill.
A bird in hand is..
Posted by blackspot
... a sign of something.
A good example has more followers than ...
Posted by Qoastro
...an exploding toad
When all is dark...
Posted by mrao
carry a flashlight..
When all is bright...
Posted by k4m!k4ze
...Its hard to sleep
One small step for man....
Posted by goldenface
. . . . . . . . . can lead to Sh%t on your shoe
You can lead a horse to water. . . . . . . . .
Posted by k4m!k4ze
.....but you cant lead the water to the horse
What goes up...
Posted by Qoastro
...will probably come down after a while do to Newtons first law.
The faster you go...
Posted by blackspot
... the more fuel you burn.
Commitment is that turning point in your life when ...
Posted by gelfen
you realise you would have only got 20 years for murder.
we apologise for...
Posted by blackspot
... being too beautiful and too intelligent.
In the land of hope, there is never ...
Posted by mrao
..every day is like sunday.
To be or not to be...
Posted by blackspot
... an idiot, that is the predicament.
An optimist never fails, he simply took the ...
Posted by Qoastro
...way that wasn't the perfect way.
The harder you try...
Posted by blackspot
... the more hopeless it gets.
The longer you live ...
Posted by Qoastro
...the older you get.
Just go and...
Posted by blackspot
... don't ever come back.
Humility is ...
Posted by Qoastro
...a funny word to say backwards.
Btw did you hear about the...
Posted by goldenface
......................new 5 legged chicken?
It was great to cook but.................
Posted by blackspot
... surprisingly tastes just like chicken!
Ambition is like putting a ladder against ...
Posted by goldenface
............................the moon.
The quick brown fox.....................
Posted by Qoastro
...is called Gnyffne.
If you read a book upsidedown...
Posted by gelfen
you get the story backwards.
let there be.....
Posted by *Jojo*
. . . light as the President of General Electric says then!
The Golden Rule says that . . . .
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1. "The Human REACH Should Exceed It's GRASP, What Is HEAVEN For . . . . . . .
"
2. Boxer's Motto: "It is better to GIVE than to RECEIVE! "
3. A USELESS LIFE is a SURE sign of an EARLY DEATH ! - Lazy Juan
[ This Message was edited by: JN on 2005-05-05 02:57 ]
Posted by Oogamous
....Silver sucks.
A priest with porn is....
Posted by blackspot
... like a broom with mud.
If you don't know that you don't know, you are ...
Posted by Alf Nif
...in the believe that you know
everything that has a beginning has an...
Posted by batesie
........has a birthday
The trouble with resisting temptation....
Posted by blackspot
... inconceivable desire to know how it happened.
A gentleman is someone who ...
Posted by Celerenmon
looks at beautiful girls. Bill Gates is...
Posted by mrao
contemplating french windows now.
Necessity is the mother...
Posted by *Jojo*
. . . of all wars!
I am what I . . . . .
Posted by blackspot
... two children, Crime and Greed.
If I could turn back time, I would ...
Posted by *Jojo*
. . .. go to the Rolex Watch Service Center.
Love one another as . . . .
Posted by mrao
you would your neighbours wife.
Honesty is...
Posted by k4m!k4ze
definitely not recommended when your boss catches you with his secretary
A man without a head......
Posted by blackspot
... such a lonely word, everyone is so untrue.
A pretentious idiot is worse than ...
Posted by *Jojo*
.. . . . . a Free Eleven Shoes!
Love is lovelier when . . . . .