Posted by Qoastro
...leave or I'll send the dogs on you.
We know the treasure lies....
Posted by Alf Nif
...burried deep beneath Qoastro's bed
Aaargh men, let's...
Posted by goldenface
......retreat before those killer shrimp attack us.
Don't count your chickens before.....
Posted by Vlammetje
... the fox came by
Let's get together...
Posted by goldenface
.......and hide in the heather.
A watched kettle never ........
Posted by batesie
........freezes
Preconceived notions are locks on the door to......
Posted by goldenface
..............the drinks cabinet.
An apple a day..................
Posted by JK
keeps the doctor away, but if the doctors cute f*ck the fruit!!
sex cures...
Posted by Alf Nif
...celibacy.
An apple a day keeps the virus away while...
Posted by goldenface
.............it keeps the oranges away.
April showers bring May...................
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Posted by Qoastro
...wet.
When the snow falls so gently...
Posted by Alf Nif
...you'll get an orgasm
ABC....
Posted by Shinoru
...GFED now i sing MY ABC.
Whats in the air??? Is it a plane?? No its a...
Posted by Alf Nif
...Nokia that has been blown out of a cannon.
Do you choose bachelorette no 1, bachelorette no 2 or...?
Posted by goldenface
. . . . Z800.
You take the high road and I'll take the . . . . .
Posted by gelfen
freeway.
do unto others....
Posted by blackspot
... what hasn't been done before.
A wise man avoids ...
Posted by gelfen
urinating in public.
with age comes...
Posted by blackspot
... osteoporosis.
The best way to win is to ...
Posted by gelfen
fix the race.
the best defence...
Posted by k4m!k4ze
..... is to blame the other guy
What goes up.....
Posted by blackspot
... is an air-head!
The nearer you are ...
Posted by gelfen
the worse you smell.
they may take our lives, but they'll never take...
Posted by blackspot
... our smelly socks.
To see is to ...
Posted by goldenface
......slide down the stairs on your bum.
Find a penny, pick it up, then all day you'll have......
[ This Message was edited by: goldenface on 2005-04-19 08:42 ]
Posted by gelfen
a dirty penny in your pocket.
smile, and the world....
Posted by blackspot
... will start to gossip about you.
Live today as if ...
Posted by goldenface
...........as if yesterday was your last day.
Dont put off till tomorrow what you can get done.........
Posted by batesie
...........next week
Its better to know some of the questions, than....
Posted by blackspot
... to know all and not have the chance to answer.
The grass is greener on ...
Posted by batesie
..........bob marleys garden.
The years teach much, where as the days....
Posted by goldenface
.......teach you how to suck eggs.
It is better to have loved and lost, than to never have........
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Posted by batesie
....owned a nokia.
there is more to life than...
Posted by goldenface
.............................Kinder Eggs.
Hell hath no fury like a ..............
Posted by Qoastro
...japanese turist who has forgotten his digital camera at home.
The bigger they are...
Posted by blackspot
... the more they eat.
Beauty is only ...
Posted by gelfen
an illusion portrayed by fashion magazines.
there's a sucker born...
Posted by blackspot
... for every lollipop that has ever been made.
Necessity is the mother of ...
Posted by gelfen
theft.
whomsoever you see in distress....
Posted by blackspot
... is probably just another sucker.
Invention is 99% perspiration and ...
Posted by gelfen
1% plagiarism
habit has made you...
Posted by Alf Nif
...boring
give me an w800 and...
Posted by goldenface
.............I will do nice things for you.
People with odd socks should.............
Posted by blackspot
... buy a new pair.
Live long and ...
Posted by goldenface
....................................propagate.
Don't touch what you can't..............
Posted by Qoastro
...Micheal Jackson tells you to touch.
To many cooks....
Posted by gelfen
make for a crowded kitchen.
let there be...
Posted by blackspot
... a brand new CRV in my garage!
Money is the root of ...
Posted by gelfen
being able to buy stuff.
the road to hell...
Posted by goldenface
............... ....is called the M6.
Ask no questions, tell no.........