Posted by gelfen
the beer goggles.
a friend in need.....
Posted by FutureDesign
A friend in need. But an girl in need is. ...
Posted by gelfen
bate.
give a man a fish....
Posted by JK
and he'll eat it.
in life there are...
Posted by FutureDesign
Many chicks you want to screw. But when your dead u want to......
Posted by blackspot
... flirt with angels.
He who cries the loudest ...
Posted by Alf Nif
...wants his mom
when you where little you went to school, now...
Posted by blackspot
... you're still little and you still go to school.
You're only as old as ...
Posted by JK
Our shoe size.
knowledge is...
Posted by gelfen
something which eludes me.
to be or....
Posted by JK
to become.
if you are a virgin, you should...
Posted by blackspot
... wear a veil.
He who knows not that he knows not is ...
Posted by NicholG
really really dumb.
A screwdriver has.......
Posted by blackspot
... vodka and orange juice.
Do not judge the book ...
Posted by JK
or the book will judge you.
if all the oceans were made of chocolate...
Posted by Alf Nif
...I would dress myself with wipped cream and take a bath.
The greatest thing you will even learn is to be loved and...
Posted by batesie
....love others.
What we see depends mainly....
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Alcohol's the answer, but i forgot the question...
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Posted by DJcreamz
on how drunk we are.
to learn form a mistake you must fiirst...
Posted by blackspot
... on what our brain perceives of the reflected light information that passes through our eyes.
I will greet this day with ...
Posted by Alf Nif
... playing with my belly button.
I see London, I see France, I see Blackspot's...
Posted by FutureDesign
House. My god you hat a very..... (use your imagination)
Posted by JK
nice house.
syphyllis hurts like...
Posted by Alf Nif
...if you've eaten pillows
Winamp, it really whips...
Posted by blackspot
... the cream out of seiunUsagi.
I tawt I taw a ...
Posted by gelfen
bird with speach impediment.
i did! i did tee a....
Posted by blackspot
... eeebidi eeebidi eeebidi wabbit!
Do not underestimate the power of ...
Posted by gelfen
the force young Skywalker.
Come with me and....
Posted by blackspot
... we will rule the galaxy together with all the other Siths, kooooh, kshhhh (heavy breathing).
Help me Obiwan, you're my ...
Posted by ether42
.....only pope
we are the knights who say........
Posted by batesie
...Lets slay the nokia dragon. I killed 2 birds with . . .
Posted by ether42
.........while stoned
she turned me into a.......................
Posted by blackspot
... Darth Sidius look-alike.
Know your enemies and yourself and ...
Posted by gelfen
your unsightly genital growth.
be alert....
Posted by FutureDesign
Young one. Darth vader smoke too much......
Posted by ether42
...........now he got a voice box
we need no.............
Posted by FutureDesign
If obi wan screwed padme and anakin got jealous. Sadly i am a....
Posted by blackspot
... sick ferrengi.
Space, the final frontier, these are ...
Posted by gelfen
the voyages of the Starship Enterprise - it's continuing mission: to boldly split infinitives where no infinitive has been split before.
there can be...
Posted by blackspot
... only one thousand, seven hundred fifty-seven.
At closed quarters, an archer is ...
Posted by FutureDesign
Is dead. Transformer robots in.......
Posted by JK
oh shit star trek!!!!....
star trek sucks!!!!
Posted by FutureDesign
Oh um... Harry potter the boy who.....
Posted by Alf Nif
...shouldn't play with sticks and go to a psychologist
Frosties, it's...
Posted by blackspot
... the snowman's best friend.
To infinity and ...
Posted by FutureDesign
Below. Rudolph the red....
Posted by Alf Nif
...nosed alcoholic
The phaaaaantom of the operaa is ...
Posted by blackspot
... an ugly mutilated zorro wannabe.
Opportunity comes only once, when it does you have to ...
Posted by Alf Nif
pretend you don't see it.
Under the sea, under the sea...
Posted by NicholG
we can all live in hapiness under the sea
The computer says......
Posted by Alf Nif
...blip blip blop blop ERROR!!!!
And the fax machine says...