Posted by mrao
..coz he could'nt find one of the same species shorter than him
To buy or not to buy....
* Okie....back to quotes for a change
*
Posted by Leviath
was really not an option for yoda since paying for sex was
Posted by blackspot
... totally useless seeing that all other species looks ugly to him.
He who lives by the light saber ...
Posted by mrao
...has probably never heard of Heckler & Koch MP5s
Necessity is the mother of....
Posted by Leviath
ingenuity, but this is why a chain gun is faster than a light saber....
A wonder war lord in planet Gullab, called ABE was
Posted by blackspot
... in gullab wondering why he is a war lord.
Out of mordor and into the ...
Posted by Leviath
rabbit hole... came a weird looking , talking egg.... He said he was humpty but dumpty said it was a lie...
as they both sat on the wall,,,
Posted by Kryptik
unbeknown to them, a Ripper was lurking in the
shadows...
with a blood-curdling scream...
Posted by blackspot
... a metallic straw was plunged into them and their yolks were being sucked.
After a few seconds, they were left yolkless and ...
Posted by *Jojo*
. . . just have eaten the EGG yolks !
When in 'DOUBT', - kill ! This was Rambo's . . . .
Posted by blackspot
... uncle's father's cousin's son's best friend's motto when they hunt for grasshoppers.
Jedi's of the same light saber ...
Posted by Leviath
allways piss on separate toilettes... But since the Sith incontinence issues had been cured by a long clister of wookie cum things felt a little more soothing for the Princess Pepe....
This is just because of the other
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Posted by *Jojo*
. . . members envious fascination about me !
There comes a time when we hear a certain call that the world will . . .
Posted by Leviath
or will not end!
Wonce upon a time there was a blue, green, yellow bear in the forest of Mubala he was content in sniffing around the forest for exciting new things...
one day he came across these cherries large plump and jiucy, it scared the living daylights out of the bear to find they could talk...
in the meanwhile...
Posted by blackspot
... in the same forest of mumbala, there was a talking cherry who was content, happily doing her grooming when suddenly a bear came about and starting sniffing her. It scared the living daylights out of her when she saw that the bear was colored blue, green and yellow!
While in shock, she remembered a line from shakecherry's book "To bear or not to bear" and ...
Posted by *Jojo*
. . . and watch on TV the ever famous - Grizzly Bear !
Bear Brand is a famous evaporated/condensed milk (brand) in my place because . . .
Posted by mrao
its a place famous for evaporated/condensed Bear brand milk
Revenge is a dish, best tasted...
Posted by Leviath
or even served when it's been in the chiller for a bit and then microwaved....
The cherry was now scared, the bear was definatly discolored and
Posted by blackspot
... they stared at each other for 2 and a half days.
Finally the bear gave up, and said ...
Posted by *Jojo*
. . . I can't "BEAR" it anymore . . . . !
Strawberries has two colors, the red and the . . .
Posted by blackspot
... the one that looks like a cherry.
The bear has turned all white and moved to the south pole and ...
Posted by *Jojo*
. . . met with the Polar Bear - clan !
If you'll remove the oxygen in water you'll get a . . .
Posted by Leviath
UPW...
Ultra pure way of geting the cherrys, two tone strawberrys and Mubalian color changing bears to evolve into...
Posted by project86
the Ewoks on Tatooine.
*back to the Star Wars saga
*
these mutated bears posed a threat to the Republic because..
Posted by Leviath
they had massive dongs and that theatened the sith punishment death by sodomy....
This was when George f**kusas go in contact with these bears to remake the classic The return of the massive dongs....
This was great news to
Posted by Guy89
future's chicken..... everything comes from.....
Posted by Leviath
some factory in china? Taywan?
American components, russian components all made in....
Posted by Guy89
china:D are made by...
Posted by *Jojo*
. . . her parents !
The greatest escape of all happened in Alcatraz during . . .
Posted by Leviath
the Long Island Ice tea celebrations..... Or was it during the virgins sacrifice to the massive dong master from the West side?
There was a bird in Narnia that
Posted by Qoastro
...could not fly.
Where the shadows wish not to go...
Posted by Leviath
is to esato where the majority live in darkness...
the freaking end.....
Posted by Qoastro
...is near. Mouaaaaaahahaha.
The one with a big nose...
Posted by project86
created the endaged species of Nose Gremlins, found only under the table of George Bushes kitchen.
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool....
Posted by Guy89
with 3 legs and 3 eyes which will never see....
Posted by blackspot
... the kingdom of Cair Paravel ever again.
When Obiwan Kenobi met Peter the high King ...
Posted by blackspot
... they played chess for two weeks and then decided that they should play shougi instead.
Siths of the same light saber ...
Posted by mrao
share the same taste in underwear.
They choose pink with embroidery and...
Posted by blackspot
... no garters.
Instead of garters they prefer ...
Posted by Guy89
vanila-potatoe icecreams with.....
Posted by EastCoastStar
ketchup and milk
Two things are infinite: the universe and...
Posted by mrao
the ramblings of a nagging wife.
Death and taxes..
Posted by blackspot
... are more tolerable than the rumblings of a nagging wife.
If you mourn for the future ...
Posted by mrao
you will have a mournful present.
Dont worry, be happy, is what..
Posted by *Jojo*
. . . Masseur always say as a Mod here at Esato !
I'm dreaming of a White Christmas, with every Christmas card I . . . .
Posted by Senisho
...Donate to d poor. lol. With great power cums....
Posted by Kryptik
even greater muscles
She offered her honour, he honoured her offer, so all night long it was ...
Posted by indiannawaf
Honouring offers and offering honours!!!
A stitch in time..............
Posted by Senisho
...messes up ur life. Fail 2 prepare, prepare 2...
Posted by Senisho
...messes up ur life. Fail 2 prepare, prepare 2...