Posted by blackspot
... is like Superman disguised as Clark Kent.
The size of a Nokia N90 is ...
Posted by mrao
as big as the hype that was created around it
The value it offers, however ....
Posted by blackspot
... isn't really significant compared to it's predecessors.
Talking about size, the N90 ...
Posted by mrao
is an enormous brick.
The P910i in comparison....
Posted by blackspot
... is a medium-sized brick. (sorry
)
PDA-Phones today are ...
Posted by max_wedge
poser value only
(ducks flame)
In the future pda's will....
Posted by blackspot
... become obsolete.
When that happens, SE will be making ...
Posted by mrao
ahem.... designer furniture
Nokia has built its empire, brick-by-brick
...
Posted by blackspot
... coupled with mass hypnosis.
One of the three little pigs also has his house made of bricks, therefore ...
Posted by mrao
...some Nokia patrons are not too dissimilar from the 3 lil pigs
Staying awake for 20 hours at a stretch....
Posted by blackspot
... makes you realize that 24 hours in a day is not enough.
If there is life in Jupiter ...
Posted by JK
Then their F1 races take place on Jupiters rings!!
If there was life on Pluto...
Posted by Siosal
Mickey mouse would have fleas....
"You can't get quicker than......"
Posted by mrao
Masseur, when it comes to posting informative links"
The essence of Esato lies in...
Posted by blackspot
... the same bed where all the other essences lie.
Esato is as lively as it is because ...
Posted by mrao
of a particular section labelled "Garbage" which adds zing to the monotony
If
were to start manufacturing garments.....
Posted by JT
.....They would be the best garments in the World.
The meaning of life is......
Posted by mrao
....is pretty complex to define in a single sentence.
Life and death......
Posted by blackspot
... is even more complex than life itself.
Death is the beginning of ...
Posted by mrao
....a really dark period in life.
The theory of relativity......
Posted by blackspot
... makes the study of physics even more interesting.
Fire is ...
Posted by Mad_Bob
...wet and smells of cheese.
I should be so...
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Posted by JK
shamed to come from a chimney pot!!
Life without cars equal...
Posted by mrao
pubs without beer & whiskey
Beer is the best thing that ever happened.....
Posted by JK
to ugly guys that cant get laid!
Easy woman are...
Posted by mrao
usually the worst looking
The best laid plans....
Posted by JK
Seldom work out.
Beautiful easy woman are...
Posted by mrao
....are usually not so beautiful & easy, when you wake up in the morning.
The best pick up lines.....
Posted by blackspot
... doesn't work when you're drunk.
A guy who doesn't drink is ...
Posted by mrao
...never gonna find out wht he's missing out on.
Two stiff drinks a day......
Posted by blackspot
... keeps insomnia away.
A bottle of cold beer is ...
Posted by mrao
best way to wind up after a long day at work
A few shots of vodka along with the bottle of cold beer....
Posted by blackspot
... is Dr. Mrao's cure to all forms of depression.
Mixing Bacardi 151 with Absinthe ...
Posted by mrao
sounds like an equally potent cure concocted by Dr. Blackspot
But good ol dark rum and coke , with a dash of lime....
Posted by blackspot
... is good to have regardless of the weather.
Drinking Cognac in an old-fashioned glass is ...
Posted by mrao
as satisfying as drinking it in a snifter.
Champagne and caviar...
Posted by blackspot
... is something I haven't tried before.
Using Bacardi 8yo in your MaiTai ...
Posted by batesie
...isnt as good as drinking it on the rocks
The darkest hour only has.....
Posted by mrao
few or no bars open.
Vodka and sprite.....
Posted by Kryptik
A K750i without the Constipated Rabbit Syndrome Squeaking Sound... He who laughs last-
Posted by blackspot
... doesn't really have a clue.
Out of the frying pan ...
Posted by Kryptik
...leads to cholesterol problems. Two's company, three's ...
Posted by blackspot
... a company and a half.
The greatest sin is ...
Posted by Kryptik
is exactly what i need to commit now! Why are my bloody colleagues so....
Posted by mrao
dedicated to their jobs?
Success is measured by....
Posted by Kryptik
underachieving colleagues ;-) A bird in the hand...
Posted by mrao
calls for beer and barbecue
Two birds in hand....
Posted by Kryptik
will shit on your wrist :-) "I, William Clinton, categorically state that i did not ....
Posted by mrao
abstain from the pleasures of the flesh
Monica was one of the ....
Posted by Kryptik
...alleged Westal Wirgins of Washington. Politics is a ....