Posted by mrao
"Never wear wet underwear to work. It slows you down".
Darths motto is....
Posted by Cornholio_666
safety first kids, lightsabres hurt.
darth vader went to supermans house...
Posted by aps
to bring him to the dark side and call him darth super
the colour of super darths underwear was..
Posted by Cornholio_666
flouresent pink with yellow stripes.
overnight darth super became a gay icon who...
Posted by mrao
could spot other fellow gays with his super vision.
Darth sidius was feeling undermined soon, and...
Posted by Cornholio_666
challenged darth super to a fight.
they both fought hard...
Posted by blackspot
... with pink and purple light sabres, hair pulling and lots of pinching.
Darth Super won by ...
Posted by aps
hanging sidius with his underwear string...
and then he lived....
Posted by blackspot
... happily alone in Degoba, eating frog soup and bark porridge under a fake identity, Yoda.
If Jedi Knights were real ...
Posted by mrao
There would be light sabres flashing all over the place
But then there would be the Sith .....
Posted by JK
will be dead.
Star wars quotes...
Posted by mrao
"Do or do not, there is no try"
When he got the concept, George Lucas must have been.....
Posted by JK
lost at sea.
imagine jordan on top...................................
Posted by ihavenoshoes
smoking a hell of a lot of.................
Posted by mrao
bright green weed
The higher you jump....
Posted by aps
more money a doctor makes...
If u married a doctor...
Posted by blackspot
... you'll earn a lot by causing accidents.
Food poisoning is ...
Posted by Sir-SonyEricsson-man
... not good for your boddy.
SOny Ericsson is the...
Posted by mrao
best thing that ever happened to mobile phones
If only they would make a slimmer smartphone.....
Posted by blackspot
... then mrao would be a very happy person!
Knowledge is better than ...
Posted by mrao
just the impression of having it
The advancement in technology is.....
Posted by aps
what made superman superlight underwears
Posted by blackspot
(@aps, you should start a quote or sentence)
Instead of complaining about the thorns ...
Posted by JK
appreciate the roses!
life has a funny way of...
Posted by mrao
throwing up nasty surprises at times when you think everything is oh- so smoooth.
The advent of cellular phone technology has led to.....
Posted by mrao
throwing up nasty surprises at times when you think everything is oh- so smoooth.
The advent of cellular phone technology has led to.....
Posted by teamster1975
... mass cases of text induced RSI
If robins were reliant ...
Posted by mrao
Batmen would chill out at home.
Crime on the streets is.....
Posted by blackspot
... caused by crime-fighters who got bored.
The best crime-fighter is ...
Posted by mrao
the uniformed copper on the beat.
The popularity of the GTA series can be attributed to.....
Posted by amnesia
jumpin Byoobs and magic shrooms.
I like butter I like rice, I like..
Posted by mrao
whiskey, beer and all thats nice.
This forum is an excellent example of.....
Posted by amnesia
stupid people sharing one roof.
Love is....
Posted by mrao
...a scarce commodity on this planet.
Do unto others.....
Posted by blackspot
... what stupid people share in one roof!
Drinking coffee without sugar is like ...
Posted by mrao
having non-alcoholic whiskey
Lust on the other hand is.....
Posted by JK
is the opposite of first!!!!!!
one two pick up your shoe, three four...
Posted by blackspot
... close the store.
Drunk drivers should be ...
Posted by mrao
allowed to race on the F1 circuit.
Schumi then....
Posted by amnesia
shimmy.
Screw you guys I'm ...
Posted by teamster1975
going to bed.
Land of nod ...
Posted by Bjerkebanen
and a wicked dirty time with Tod. On the dirty foot in bed with Tod gives me a feeling of ..........
Posted by blackspot
... being swallowed by a perpetual swirling pit of stench.
If Schumaker was a taxi driver ...
Posted by JK
Id buy a ticket!!
If I was an f1 driver...
Posted by blackspot
... then the end of the world will be close at hand.
If Shumaker was a basketball player ...
Posted by chili
.... then maybe he wouldn't mind being benched, cuz he's used to sitting while being fully clothed during a game.
If Schumacher were asked to drive a hearse....
Posted by JK
It must contain Sharron and Bush together making it the best part in history ever!!!
F1 sucks now because...
Posted by cmgangrel
damon hill is no longer racing
I think this thread.....
Posted by jaypjaypjay
dead bye
Posted by mrao
(Jayp doesnt seem to have read the rules, so ill continue from where cmgangrel stopped)
....is one of the most entertaining ones of its kind
And this forum.....