Posted by FutureDesign
With the kings girl...... Toilet fresheners are....
Posted by JK
...... very usefull to people who are full of shit...
Posted by nickorooster
Not all they cracked up to be.
A wise man once said...
Posted by JK
.....why is it that its illegal to walk across the highway in South Africa, but if some1 bumps you walkin across the highway they get charge with culpable homicide!!!!
Posted by peeta
to kill a man in rage is to...
Posted by gelfen
kill an angry man....but to kill a woman in rage is to
Posted by mrao
give birth to an angry daughter..
Posted by Im_The_Scatman
...A weight off my shoulders
One egg is to speak, two eggs is to....
Posted by FutureDesign
Have sex and give birth to a chicken.... The dog once said.....
Posted by blackspot
... "GRRRRR, bowowowowowow!"
Don't count the chicks before ...
Posted by gelfen
they've finished cooking....only time will
Posted by blackspot
... passes by without going away.
Tell me who your friends are and ...
Posted by gelfen
i will steel them all before murdering them in cold blood and making it look like YOU did it in a fit of jealous rage
still waters....
Posted by blackspot
... is a healthy environment for raising mosquitos and other microscopic organisms.
It is better to be late than ...
Posted by gelfen
on time for your own funeral......we will fight them
Posted by JK
with wet marie biscuits!!!...
Posted by xxjonneexx
milk milk lemonade, 'round the corner fudge is made, stick your finger in the crack....
Posted by Im_The_Scatman
...And play
A cruise of a lifetime is....
Posted by nickorooster
A lifetime on a cruise.
Two for the Pink...
Posted by FutureDesign
Panther..... Catch me if you.....
Posted by Qoastro
...want to learn the theory of relativity.
When an old man walk....
Posted by FutureDesign
Drive over him with a car... But when a hot chick walks......
Posted by Qoastro
Stop the car and take a photo with your (SE) cameraphone
Always look on the...
Posted by FutureDesign
Bright side of breaking up with your girlfriend. The next poster is not a....
Posted by blackspot
... chicken, but the previous one probably is!
Success is not measured by not failing but by ...
Posted by niranjan007
...rising. What goes up...
Posted by blackspot
... must have been pretty excited.
Change is inevitable except ...
Posted by gelfen
when you pay with small denomination coins.
which came first.....
Posted by niranjan007
...The Chicken or the egg. With enemies like that, ...:-D
Posted by FutureDesign
Better screw their gfs behind their backs... My cat is realy a ...
Posted by blackspot
... well groomed skunk, wanna kiss?
In every action there is always ...
Posted by gelfen
a degree of malice.
if you love something....
Posted by blackspot
... grab it with both hands and never let it go!
Grace comes to him who ...
Posted by gelfen
offers her lollies.
man shall not live by....
Posted by Alf Nif
...bread alone
Esato - Only Take a ....
Posted by blackspot
... sonic enhancer!
It is impossible to wake someone who is ...
Posted by Alf Nif
... frozen amongst the chickens
The king is dead, ...
Posted by blackspot
... let's bury him.
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose but ...
Posted by Alf Nif
you have to ask before you pick your mother's pocket
Blackspot's best place is on...
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galaxyBunny galaxKanin[ This Message was edited by: seiunUsagi on 2005-04-04 09:38 ]
Posted by mrao
the three word story thread..
Posted by blackspot
... the far reaches of the Universe where SeiunUsagi can't reach him.
When the going gets tough ...
Posted by NicholG
We should get running.
Last night she said...
Posted by Alf Nif
... we all starts whining
nothing is better than a real...
Posted by blackspot
... chicken, fried.
Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and ...
Posted by Alf Nif
...don't scream!
Better a bird in the hand than...
Posted by FutureDesign
A dog. A chicken on marajuana is like....
Posted by Alf Nif
...jerk beef (correct my spelling if I'm wrong)
Come to McDonald's...
Posted by FutureDesign
And burn the place. But a baby on marajuana is a...
Posted by Alf Nif
...hasch brownie maker
L'oreal, because...
Posted by JK
IM worth it!!
if the world ends today...