Posted by methylated_spirit
Well Davo, hows it going? What juicy schizophrenic delights can we expect to see from you two? Or is it you one?
Posted by Davo_169
im great
no your not
ssshhh for now im talking.....you can talk later....anyway now thats out of the way ive been alrite i guess, too much bloody homework yes......anyway as i was sayin, skool sucks bollucks.
i like soup
well that was an intelligent comment wasnt it
ummmmm......no
imbicile
Posted by methylated_spirit
So who is the dominant one, is it Davo times new roman or Davo italics?
Posted by batesie
guess
itchy & scratchy cannot be beaten!
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[ This Message was edited by: batesie on 2005-02-21 09:35 ]
Posted by Davo_169
i am
no your not buddy, i am the dominent personality in this body
stop finishing my sentences
as i was saying, think of him as being that little voice that says things that you might not.
i like soup
ignore that
Posted by blackspot
Reminds me of Gollum and smeagol.
Posted by Davo_169
MAN THiS SUCKS, his dad is disconnecting the net for like a week so he go on a different service provider, not broadband i might add
*sigh* for once i agree with you, this does suck big time. my dad sucks
i agree
i know......you said it first
OH REALLY..... WELL THEN ARENT I THE FOOL (sarcastically)
yes
takes one to know one
imbicile
i like trees
*sigh*
Posted by k4m!k4ze
This thread is GREAT ! Keep it coming davo !
Posted by batesie
davo have you got broadand then?
DAVO 2, do you like tree flavour soup?
Posted by Davo_169
were like the original odd couple
ahhhhhh.....no no...no were not really
cagney and lacey?
last i checked, we had penis's
starsky and hutch??
new or old?
hmmmm.......NEW WRONG AGAIN JACK*SS!!
i dont know anything
hey..dont finish my sentences HAH!! LETS SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT BUDDY
fine, ive turned a new leaf, no more sentence finishing, in fact ill be a whole different person...HAH...jack*ss
good good
i like sandwiches
*sigh* imbicile
nah no broadband for me
or me
no sh*t sherlock
never tried tree flavoured soup
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Posted by Ayush
MPD
Posted by Davo_169
I AM CERTAINLY NOT IMPOTENT...THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!
oh great, now you can pro-create
Posted by Davo_169
so davo
yes
what do you think of these other esato team ups aye, you reckon theyve got a run for there money here
i dunno........ remember, one of them created us
and.......
......shutup you
knock knock
whos there
i dunno, you answer the f*cken door....its your house...im just a figment of your imagination
hey have you heard that underwear on the outside song
yeah man, thats not even a song. its more of a standup comedy routine
yeah..i concur
now this is a true freind, he takes the liberty of typing in the bold and italics bb code for everithing i say......................WHAT A MORON!! HA HA
*sigh*
Posted by batesie
keep em coming you 2
Posted by Davo_169
did you see my sister try and take the battery out of her car today?
yeah that was a laugh and a half
she didnt even know what it looked like
what about your freind who though that automatic cars didnt have an accellerator pedal
yeah......what a putz
and remeber that one time, we got really drunk and had a threesome with that horYEAH THATS ENOUGH OK!!!
sorry..
its nine o clock at night
oh no, its time for you to go to bed
nuh uh
ya hah
nuh uh
ya hah
nuh uh
ya hah
ok.....will you tuck me in
hahahahahaahaha no
i like floorboards
yeah well, you like a lot of things dont you
Posted by nickorooster
Good stuff you aussie skitzo!
PM to the Bold Guy: Tell him to burn things!!!
Posted by Davo_169
mwa ha ha ha ha haaa *cough cough*
see, if you werent constantly burning and enhaling things you wouldnt have that nasty cough now would you?
if i had a body, id slap you.....then look at porn
i need to pee
*sigh*
Posted by Davo_169
my face is falling off
no its not ya lying sack of poo
well....it looks like it is
your just sunburnt and you cant handle a little bit of skin peeling
AT LEAST I DONT EAT IT WHEN IT FALLS OFF!!!
*shock* you promised you wouldnt tell
thats right, have a cry little man
hey, were did you go man
helllooooo!!!
oh great ive hurt his feelings
Posted by Jake Blues
my head hurts now...
Posted by methylated_spirit
What have i done? I've created a monster! Did I say I created a monster? I meant...I've found the key to unlock an esato legend! Davo, Davo, WELCOME TO THE ESATO LEGENDS CLUB!
Posted by *Jojo*
. . . .
Posted by nickorooster
Wow... Meths has some internal conflicts himself...
Peeling from suburn? Me too... But That was due to snowboarding in Frace
.
Nick
Posted by OluYom
@davo: I think you need to see a shrink...
You do sound sort of ill
@Meths: If this is another one of the problems you have "solved" on Esato, you must indeed be a wizard, literally speaking
Posted by methylated_spirit
High praise indeed!!
Davo, what do you do if davo wants to watch Teen Wolf but you want to watch Back To The Future part 2?
Posted by Davo_169
ahhh the age old questions people have been asking themselves since the pyramids.
pfft, back to the future for sure
yeah, we have the same taste in movies. ill tell you a secret....he cried at the end of titanic..HAHAHAHA.. what a putz
SHUTUP, ok just SHUTUP
not one of di caprios best performance i might add, i didnt really believe he was a 3rd class chump on the titanic who falls in love with that 1st class lady AND THEN DIES!!
yeah, truly his best performance was in "Whats eating gilbert grape" along side jonny. i could really believe he was mentally retarded
some might say he didnt act at all for that movie
well he was quite young wasnt he
indeed................im such a nerd
yes......you are
SHUTUP.....anyway as i was saying, last night i read the whole 284 of john marsden's book "tomorrow when the war began"
HAHAHAHA NERDY NERDY NERD NERD!!!
oh really....well who was the one with tears in their eyes when corrie got shot aye..huh...huh....HUH!!
well i ah ummm...i was just cought up in the moment ok, leave it at that..GEEZ
anyways we got the new internet connection about 25 minutes ago, crankin the speeds at 48kbps...ITS EXTREME MAN....anyway we wont get DC'd after 4 hours on this plan, so i can finally finish dwnloading the paris hilton.....ahhh.....NOT SEX TAPE!!
you slappin perve
it was your idea sh*thead
oh yeah......MY BAD
hhmmmm
i like cacti
*sigh*
Posted by Davo_169
beans beans the musical fruit the mor you eat the more you...
dont start
start what??
you know exactly what i mean
ummmmm ok buddy...ya freak
no you are
no you are
no you eat d*ck cheese
no you smell like grandma feet on a 40 dgree day
your a d*ck
your a d*ck
your a d*ck
.........your a d*ck
i dont smell like grandma feet
on a 40 degree day
SHUTUP HIPPY
hey...just because i like trees doesnt mean im a hippy you stoopid man ho*r
this really does suck
i like soup
imbicile
Posted by Davo_169
looks like its just you and me tonight mate
yeah........we suck
yeah....
do you know what doesnt suck
what?
soup
*sigh*
Posted by Davo_169
good one jack*ss you scared everyone away with your face
no you smell
HEY....its obsession for men
jack*ss
no one wants to chat to me
US!!
oh yeah.....i forgot you were there....NOT
why are you so mean to me, all i wanna do, is have some fun
let me gues..."until the sun comes up over santa monica boulevard"
NO WRONG JACK*SS....i just "had a feelin, im not the only one"
this suck im going to bed
goodnight
your coming too numnuts
but i want post some more
and how do you propose to do that when your in bed
ill do it......WITH MY MIND
imbicile (luckily he hasnt cought on that i have esato wap)
WHAT??!!
ohh ahh umm nothing, ya big dummy
i like soup
*sigh*
goodnight everyone
Posted by k4m!k4ze
stop bullying davo, davo
Let him post some more if he wants to
Posted by methylated_spirit
Personally i reckon DiCaprio's best performance was in The Basketball Diaries.
Posted by r00na
Good to see a fellow mad aussie not afraid to admit he has his own bed at the psych ward! -dave next time you go for treatment, search for me on bluetooth. I know its hard when they strap you down though :(
Posted by methylated_spirit
How is Davo going to find you amongst all those miles and miles of bush and desert and billabongs, even if he goes 2 seperate ways? He doesnt even have a Yute!
Posted by Davo_169
a yute???
haha isnt that a type of stringed instrument
yeah i think what he meant was a utility vehicle or "UTE" so to speak
smart*ss
ill do a quick btooth search now
nothing, you must be in the east wing
im in da west side, so dont be dissin da wesside
ur a tool
yes im not
you have to believe in the heart of the cards yu gi
but im scared
you must believe
SHUTUP......man
.....
Posted by Davo_169
if i bend over will you slap my bum with a dead fish
your sick man, you need serious help
i wasnt asking you numnuts
oh ok then.....carry on
thank you
what was i saying again....ummm sh*t i forgot
if i bend over will you slap my bum with a dead fish
your f*ckin disgusting
but but you said it first
pfft would i say something like that
ahhh yes, yes you would...and you did say it....I SAW YOU SAY IT, dont look at me like that you sick fetish pr*ck....I HATE YOU
fine
fine
fine
fine
fine
fine
fine
fine
you smell hippy
hahahaha
if i wanted a gay comeback i would have jizzed into a fan you pr*ck
screw you buddy
.....
Posted by elmo
this is bull shit total bull shit you need real friends.
Posted by Davo_169
hey elmo man, its all in good fun
WHY DONT YOU HAVE A THREESOME WITH BERT AND ERNIE JACK*SS
calm down davo please, i never thought id be the mature and responsible one for a change but just calm down
OHH MAN I GOT ME GUNS (knuckles) ALL WARMED UP FOR NOTHING....
imbicile
Posted by batesie
Hey Doc, i think we need to double Davo's Meds again.
Pass the Straight Jacket while youre there....
Posted by batesie
To Davo (10 days late though)
roses are red,
violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic
and so am I.
Posted by Davo_169
sniffle....its beautiful
uh huh......??
your not sensitive and supportive are you
not in the slighest buddy
Posted by batesie
own up! who invited elmo then?
Posted by Davo_169
not me
or me
Posted by methylated_spirit
Do you two play on the same doubles team in badminton? I was playing tonight, i lost.
Posted by r00na
I was gonna type some stoopid sh!t but cracked up when i saw the latest posts on this one LMAO
Anyway, when i recoup i will return and join in.... might also reveal that i have a ute
ps. Davo hang in, i seen a hot little nurse go past me before and she had a big bucket of happy pills with your name on it..... apparently your behaviour has been freaking the other inmates out on the west ward, well thats just what i heard when they took me down to cut off the alfoil suit i made myself as a result of hearing about your fish slapping exploits.
-Matt
Posted by Davo_169
yeah those west ward guys are d*cks
yeah
we just downloaded kazaa today
it sucks big time
i think what he was trying to say is that IT SUCKS BIG FAT *SS TIME B*TCH
its slowed our computer down to pre 1996 speeds
yeah d*ckhead except for the fact our computer was running at 1997 speeds before we got it.
shutup
it was really stinkin hot today
my *ss cheeks were sweating
you dont have *ss cheeks numnuts
oh yeah....THEN WHAT THE HELL WAS WET
i ahh...ummmm...never mind
i like french toast
well thats a new one
Posted by r00na
LMAO!
-Matt
Posted by Davo_169
quack quack quack
retard
Posted by methylated_spirit
I suppose every time you have sex, its technically a threesome?
Posted by Yazan24
Someone needs to get out more.
Loser/s.
Posted by Davo_169
people need to lighten up abit,
yeah dont make this another elmo incident
Posted by Yazan24
Elmo was right.