Posted by DJcreamz
im writting this in my left hand because a scalpel has just chooped of a chunk of my finger, i can see the muscel!!!!
my god it stings like hell!
Posted by twerg
I cut my thumb open on New Years Eve on a concrete cricket pitch, it bleed like hell! I feel your pain!
Posted by mince-inside
Left hand is good it 'feels' like someone else.
No sympathy until you post a pic
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Posted by batesie
any pics
Posted by tranquil
I nailed myself to the wall once, witth a nail gun!
4" nail through my finger.
(Pics posted a cople of years ago)
Posted by masseur
and here is that picture
Posted by nickorooster
OUCH!!
Posted by k4m!k4ze
I once cut my thumb neat through the middle (with the thumb facing upwards and a vertical cut), right through nail, flesh and all, damn it hurt !
Posted by Lynx69
Lol, i remember seeing that before
Where did all the blood go? 
it dissappeared?!
Posted by tranquil
Thanks Masseur
So DJcreamz
Don't be shy! Post a picture
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There was no blood until the doctor pulled the nail out.
@Ing. FijoK
Carpentring...
Couldn't play my guitars for about a year.
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Posted by *Jojo*
@tranquil - Well, that's a new 'fad' mate
All along I thought that they are only piercing ears, noses, lips, navels etc !
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Posted by tranquil
Well, now you've seen pierced fingers too.
Posted by whizkidd
@tranquil, how on earth did you manage to do that?!
Posted by *Jojo*
@tranquil - Yup, and it's the - BEST so far, specially with a nail having a size that looong pal !
Posted by Bammers
That looked painful! Seen the pic of the bloke with a tree through his chest?
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I guess that guy is still alive - today, is he :roll; !
Posted by Bammers
I think he is, survived the tree anyway! Saw pic the other day of a bloke who had driven into the back of a truck carrying something like fencing stakes and had one of those through his chest, all look nasty!Think that one was pinning him to his car seat!
Posted by govigov
I think djcreamz is having finger plastered. Hence his absence. Hope the disinfectant doesnt burn you. I really have disinfectant more than the bruise.
Posted by Bammers
Thats going to hurt when they pull that out his finger!
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Oh my god! Sick! You love sadistic pleasure?
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@govigov - OK !
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Posted by DJcreamz
well i learnt something today, they can super glue your skin back together, i was expecting some seriious stich work but got some super glue put underneath and stuck down!! pain free and easy was out of there in no time well chuffed just got this bloody stupid bandage on wont let me bend my finger!!
to be honest taking a pic didnt really cross my mind at the time i was trying to stop pints of blood going on my work
the aftermath:
no dirty left finger bending for me!
get well cards to the ussual address
Posted by Jake Blues
i was once at work working with a big knife when it slipped. it cut through the skin between the thumb and my first finger on my left. the skin just opened up. there was no blood and i could just about see the bone at the bottom of my thumb!!
i ended up going to hospital and getting 2 or 3 stitches in it.
i showed the guy takin me and he said "you could smuggle drugs in there"
talking about that tree earlier reminded me of karate kid 2.
daniel and miyagi are in japan and see the poster of that guy breaking a tree log with foot.
daniel: "can you do that"
miyagi: "dont know. never been attacked by tree" !!!!
Posted by tranquil
Good to see you are back out in the streets mate.
Take care and enjoy all the pitty you get. Many people are going to feel sooo sorry for you
Posted by clank
I didnt know so many of you here chop/slice/nail/cut your fingers, ever considered a different hobby guys??
Btw get well soon wishes for DJcreamz 
Posted by Lynx69
Good to see its all right now
But when they glue skin backtogether you are left with a scar which wont go away, probably will if you get plastic surgery done there or something.
I had a deep cut above my top lip glued back together when i was young and im left with a scar there
Posted by DJcreamz
hello everyone and thanks!!
i take back the previous comment on how painless glueing is, it hurts like hell right now im typing with one hand and seriously considering having the day of tommorow maybe ill phone claims direct and sue my self for gross neglagance
off to bed now peace out peps!
Posted by colonel angus
Lynx-harelip?
Posted by DJcreamz
UPDATE
today ive discoverd several things when having a taped up finger:
1. its almost impossible do ur hair, i came to work looking like a character from "shamless"
2. i was not expected to come to work today and i bloody did i cant belive it they where shocked id came in!
3. re-typing a 12 page leaflet on council tax is near impossible with one hand
Posted by tranquil
Try playing the guitar
Posted by DJcreamz
lol i wish i had a guitar to test it on, mmmmmmm winegums sooth the pain
Posted by Bammers
I'd have given up with the council tax! Try Housing Benefit!
Posted by DJcreamz
lol i actualy done one of them aswell, and business rates, and business tax the list goes on boring 3 fold leaflets oh the joy
my finger is getting sorer by the minute, im gonna open up the bandage tonite to check what this baby looks like
Posted by Bammers
@djcreamz
You work in the local authority then?
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Posted by DJcreamz
yes mate i do, a district council mate, do u ?
Posted by Bammers
Yep, they're great!! LOL! So far behind the times, we've just had our mobiles replaced, from C35s, the old Siemans! To, wait for it, the most basic Nokia you can get! Progress! You deal with council tax?
Posted by DJcreamz
nah i work in print and design i do all the artwork and such malarky, working for local government has its perks, easy money, easy hours and sports centre discount lol wo0t!!
Posted by Bammers
ah, print and design, the inportant ones! Saying that the ones where I am dont appear to proof read anything! You should see the errors in some of the stuff that gets sent out! Anyone with half a brain cell must think we're all stupid! Then they meet me and the rest of the team!LOL!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Can you get me a discount at The Galleon Centre in Kilmarnock it costs me 6 fooking quid every time i play badminton...
Posted by Bammers
Dont think so!! Try blaggin it! Tell them you work in the council but have left your card at home!
Posted by DJcreamz
well i cld send u my card but u wld have to get the bus to luton everytime which mite cost more than £6 return
Posted by Bammers
Hows the finger by the way?