Posted by ur quattro
Here is one to get you all thinking while at work (!); if you could do any job/career in the world, what would it be?
And pornstar is not allowed, as everyone wants to be one of them!!!!!!!!!!!
Mine is secret agent/spy. Im half way there as i work for the British Government!
Posted by Fingers
Test driver for Ferrari either F1 or road cars, or McLaren. Or new skis tester for K2, or mountain bike tester for Giant or specialized or any of them really, dreams are free!! No way porn star, too risky.
Oh or an international man of mystery.
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Posted by Bjerkebanen
I want to be a person that travels with airplane all over the world delivering Documents! A CORRUIER! But i dont know if that is possible i really enjoy traveling and want somthing like that! Anyone know how i can be somthing that include alot of traveling?
Posted by Fingers
Buy your own plane, I can see one out of my office window that's for sale, it's quite a big one and they only want £40 million for it. Or you could be a pilot
Posted by Bjerkebanen
no i dont wana fly the plane i wana ride it!!!
Posted by Fingers
More fun to fly, then you can go where you want, if you're a courrier you go where they tell you. I know there is a place that lets you get last minute flights and act as a courrier for them but I can't remember where I saw it sorry, but I know it can be done. You call them and say you can be ready within an hour and they call you when they have a package they need delivered, just can't remember who, really sorry. Pilot school is an idea though, it's not cheap
Posted by Bjerkebanen
NO ITS NOT CHEAP AT ALL!
Butt i love that corrier thing
Posted by Fingers
You're a preloader at a freight company aren't you? Somebody there must've heard about it, ask around, and maybe someone on the forum knows too, they might post it here, if I remember I'll post it too. I'll search the net tonight
Posted by Bjerkebanen
tnxs alot mate! Hmm asking at work? I tryed that they dont do stuff like that. Is so borring there Im the onlyone of the preloaders that are from Norway rest is pakistani and speak very bad english and no norwegian
Posted by Fingers
Sorry to hear that, must make it very boring
Posted by Psykotik
I didnt think that there was anyone out here that liked mountain biking! Id love to be a tester for santa cruz or intense bikes downhill team. The vpp bikes are ace!
Posted by Fingers
mmmmmmmmmmm yes very nice. I haven't been since I've been in the UK, but I used to go at least 4 times a week in NZ, the city I'm from is surrounded by hills and forests, and the city council maintain all the tracks, can't wait to get home really miss that. They're for bikes only and are clearly marked that way, you can be on the hills in less than 20 mins from almost anywhere in the city. They're not very high only about 400 metres but the is some good terrain as they're all volcanic
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Posted by chrisgray999
You could become an air stewardess u get to travel then...
Posted by ur quattro
Good to see an assortment of jobs coming up.
keep them coming
Posted by ur quattro
forgot to mention, those interested in air travel; Air Iberia's stewardess' are most attractive!!!!
Posted by Bjerkebanen
You need to know a second language after english to be a stuartrist. And norwegian dosent count
i only know English and Norwegian! I need to know French or Spanish to be a stewartrist
Posted by Psykotik
I cant bike at the moment, i jumped a ford fiesta and landed front wheel first! I snapped my forks, blew up my maguras, and snapped my bars! I also buggered my ankle up!
Posted by evoke
I would like to be the person who classifies films and gives them certificates!
I love to sit and watch films all day!
Reviewing films would be good to!
Also beer taster!
Ed
Posted by Psykotik
Janitor at a brothel,paid in sex! As long as you dont have to work the first week in hand!
Posted by Fingers
OUCH!! Ankle and wallet, fiesta's are a bit big for me, I just like going fast downhill.
You don't have to speak 2 languages to be a flight attendant, depends on where you're working, you could work on domestic flights in Australia, then you'll only need to say "would you like a beer?" Easy!!
Posted by loonee
a professional armpits sniffer maybe...anyone??? hehee
Posted by Bjerkebanen
ooo thats dissqusting armpit sniffer
I wana be a corruier!
Posted by kevin81
How about a photographer? Like that French aerial photografer Yann Arthus-Bertrand? You get to travel around the world, meet interesting people and see marvelous places. You can work and actly quite freely and imagine the adrenaline kick you'll get after snapping a perfect shot that you've been waiting three hours for in the jungle!
Posted by evoke
What about being a world famous DJ? Earn obscene amounts of money for having a obscenely good time with loads of people who all love and adore you all around the world!
Sounds good to me - better get practicing again!
Ed
Posted by Froddan
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I kind of like the ones on Swiss CrossAir
Posted by kevin81
Well, every airline has some extremely flight attendants. It depends on the flight really. KLM have some good-looking ones!
Posted by Froddan
But the ones with the nicest "uniforms" are Lauda Air, at least some years back they had tight blue-jeans, boots and a white t-shirt
Posted by kevin81
Lauda Air? Which country does that airline originate from? *curious*
Posted by Fingers
Austria, and it's owned by Nikki Lauda the x formula 1 driver. Singapore airline girls are nice, but they're untouchable, some girls on other airlines shag like rabbits, when you've been in the aircraft industry on the front lines, you see some nice sites.
Posted by Froddan
Yep, "scarface" Niki Lauda's property
I'm working close to the crews, so I've seen it all.
BA's stewardesses are quite something
Posted by rj
@* how about a babymaker for PRETTY GIRLS only?
PS: not a sperm donor LOL!
Posted by captainsm
I never liked the BA ones. Nor the Lufthansa.
Thai, Quantas and Al Italia.. now we're cooking !
Posted by rj
@* how about a babymaker for PRETTY GIRLS only?
PS: not a sperm donor LOL!
Posted by rj
.....sorry my computer is LAGGIN. i apologize for the multiple posts. peace.
Posted by Fingers
I dunno, I met quite a friendly BA flight attendant not so long ago (in a bar), she was very nice
Posted by Gnorf
either at Vans skatepark so i can blade all day, or the one in charge of all the top-secret sonyericsson projects
Posted by ur quattro
As well as being a secret agent, I'd love to be a rock star and do mega tours around the world (Iron Maiden's 'World Slavery Tour' anyone?) I know many of you will see this as being 'passe' but to me it would be fantastic. Who else can get away with long hair, spandex and demanding bowls of M&M's with the brown ones removed. Oh yes, and the groupies!!!
Yes I know im 15-20 years out of date, but the whole DJ/Dance thing does not do anything for me. Got nothing against it though.
Looking to join the 'Steve Harris school of Bass playing' soon, ie, play bass like a lead guitar and run round like a maniac!!! FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Wings_Talons
I am happy with the job I have - a stock broker and analyst
Its exhilirating to watch billions of dollars go through the stock market day in and day out. I woudn't mind being a commodity trader either.
Of course even being a spy would be pretty neat - James Bond in the making
Posted by pbert
hmmm.... i'd like to be a gynecologist for pretty chicks... hehehehe checkin out those lucious cunts....
Posted by Fingers
If you had your own practice you could call it Cunning Stunts Performed by Stunning C#nts
Posted by evoke
pbert> hmmm.. why not be a bit more crude in your next post? No wonder we don't have many female users.
Ed
Posted by racingboy
cellphone tester and get money for it to do it
greetzzz
Posted by BLueblooD*
Try to be a Ladies Pubic Hair Stylist.
I accept Visa, Mastercard, Amex, Dinners, and also Sex in return
Please call 1-800-my-pubic
Posted by Andy.
World's best job ?
Easy - Photographer for Playboy.
Getting Paid 1000's a day for taking photo's of beutiful women.
Posted by wrecked_porsche
I wud like 2 be a Lamborghini or a Porshe test driver ! I have the skills 2 match and I love taking fast corners, especially in a car that hugs the road so thightly !It also won't hurt 2 become a phone tester for SE :D
Posted by gazobee
I think all of you guys have missed the point.
All of your fast cars and ladeez!!
QA Tester for Guinness!
Now that's the best job in the world!!!
Posted by wrecked_porsche
No ! I don't think so ! It's a subjective answer ! Imagine how the lead engineer who develops the M class BMWs feels ? Another great job would be a manager of a company who tests new gadgets for use. I have a friend who is a manager of an insurance company who tests new gadgets for his employees 2 use. After testing a T68i, he found it so nice he decided 2 buy 1 for himself. He is online all the time and Esato is his fav place ! Now wouldn't that be a dream job ? Hmmmm......................................
Posted by gazobee
Nope! Definately the Guinness!!!
Posted by wrecked_porsche
No way ! Boring ! Hmph !
Posted by wrecked_porsche
Best jobs involve fast cars ! U crazy ? Why pick a boring job ?