Posted by methylated_spirit
You know the Cool Wall on Top Gear? Well, i thought i would do something similar here, with esato members! Pick a member, and give an argument as to why they are cool. I will be the judge, i will decide their place on the cool wall, according to yor argument. My word is final. Remember, its just a bit of fun, peeps!
Posted by Sammy_boy
That's me in the 'Very Uncool' section then!
Posted by masseur
it goes without saying that all the moderators are cool
Posted by methylated_spirit
Posted by mince-inside
Can I nominate myself for being too cool to post? <500
Posted by methylated_spirit
mince, you are sub-zero, your long abscence has made you a cult figure around here!
Posted by methylated_spirit
I would like to nominate scotsboyuk for the cool wall...however, he is the epitome of uncool, with his long-winded pontifications and ruminations, his pseudo-1930's "blackadder goes forth" way of putting things, the pointless "is esato this or that or the other" threads, his general snooze factor, means he is roasting hot.
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Posted by scotsboyuk
@meths
Thank you for the nomination, and I concur with your assessment. I have absolutely no wish whatsoever to be labelled as 'cool'.
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Posted by methylated_spirit
hehe, now you see how its done, give it a go! nominate a member for the cool wall! @scotsboyuk: Dont worry then, you wont be!
Posted by scotsboyuk
I nominate pachy. He is cool because he simply is, nothing more, nothing less.
Posted by Ayush
Jadeparfait for his cool dialect :-D
Posted by scotsboyuk
I also nominate masseur, because if the hard work he does and the effort he puts in cannot be described as 'cool' then I don't know what can.
Posted by scotsboyuk
This is a jolly good wheeze actually. I also nominate cyanx7. He is almost like the patron saint of the Rubbish Forum!
@meths
When do you decide?
Posted by dave_uk
I'd like to nominate meths, the man himself, for much hilarity and his one-man crusade for the good of mankind (well newbies, actually).
This man is surely the King Of Cool....
Keep the dream alive!
Posted by scotsboyuk
I nominate jojo, for being jojo.
Posted by axxxr
My nomination will of course go for Masseur for being the king of cool!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Reasons, peeps, you need to give better reasons as to why you think they ar cool! dave_uk's reasoning was spot on!
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Posted by scotsboyuk
@meths
I've already given my reasons.
Posted by jontyf
Me me me me me!
Nah, I would of said Mixin but has has gone...
Ermmmm Kimchee maybe, cas hes v. funny
Vanquish aswell...yeah vanquish
Cas he is... I dunno, he just cool
Posted by methylated_spirit
kimcheeboi makes it onto the cool wall, as does vanquish. pachy and cyanx7 also make it. masseur is sub-zero, because he is mr. esato, and round here you dont get much cooler than that.
Posted by scotsboyuk
@meths
Huzzah!
Posted by Burgaz
Vlamm gotta make it onto the cool wall somewhere... She's the Theme Queen!!
Posted by parsnip
Laffen the esato guy
Posted by methylated_spirit
Yeah, vlammetje is definately on the cool wall!
Hey ive had a thought...surely nobody here is cool, as we are all phone geeks?
Posted by Burgaz
Nah.. We're cool... In our own little way!!!
Posted by scotsboyuk
@meths
Well since I was the first to be declared 'uncool' and now everyone else is, does that makes me cool?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Almost, but you ruined it by asking if it made you cool, so you are uncool again
Posted by scotsboyuk
@meths
That suits me just fine, 'coolness' isn't something I seek.
Does that make me cool?
Posted by methylated_spirit
It would if you hadnt mentioned it...its a funny old game, being cool.
Posted by scotsboyuk
Indeed, it's a good job I don't seek to be cool.
Does that make me 'cool'?
I'm going to stop this now as the joke has now worn out like a pair of cheap plimsoles.
Posted by Burgaz
Plimsoles.....? Now that's why you ain't cool!!
Posted by scotsboyuk
@Burgaz
Or are they so 'uncool' that they are in fact 'cool'?
I should perhaps point out at this stage, if it isn't already apparent, that I have absolutely no idea what 'cool' is.
Posted by Burgaz
Bugga... You just confused me all to shite...
Posted by methylated_spirit
Cool is just something you are, you cant "learn" it. You aint.
Posted by juleyah
Aight. I'd nominate myself because I'm studying 7 languages
We all have our own definitions of "cool"... so no-one will be cool in everybodys eyes...
Posted by scotsboyuk
@juleyah
'Cool' isn't a word I would usually use to describe someone; I prefer the term 'top notch'. For instance pachy is top notch.
Posted by methylated_spirit
What languages, juleyah? I'll be the judge
Posted by juleyah
Swedish (well, native), English, French, German, Spanish, Latin & Russian.
And in the future I want to study Japanese and Arabic... and something else
Whaddya think?
Posted by scotsboyuk
@juleyah
beatus bonus
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Posted by methylated_spirit
Yes, Spanish and Russian are very cool languages, you are on the cool wall!
Posted by juleyah
yaaaay! *happy dance*
Posted by Sammy_boy
I reckon I'm uncool - I have never been cool in my life, and don't intend on changing the habit of a lifetime!
For example, it took me months to find out that 'lol' stood for 'laugh out loud', I have never owned a pair a deliberately badly fitting jeans or trousers that hang in a ridiculous style round the crotch, I don't skateboard (although I had one as a kid in the late '80s last time they were 'cool'), never had a trendy haircut (unless by coincidence), I don't drink much..
I could go on, but I'd really start to bore you with my uncoolness
Posted by methylated_spirit
Yeh, best leave it there
Posted by Burgaz
So who's keeping track of who's cool and who's not?
Posted by p900 lover
can i nominate myself, i think that my love for the best smartphone the p900 proves how cool i am.
so what is it?
Posted by Burgaz
I think self nominations should automatically be throw at the uncool section of the wall...
Posted by plasmadog
me nominates bobafett... because he's started the /// trend, and everyone here uses ///, instead of the usual /// rather than ///, and he's makng no /// sense, of what /// is but its /// cool!
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Posted by knight4led
I nominate MikLSP, he is so cool that there was an entire thread about how cool his name was. Then, since people couldn't get enough, they started a thread trying to figure out which user was his girlfriend.
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i think sammy and i could be twins separated at birth
Posted by kimcheeboi
i nominate scotsboy for being cool!
