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Posted by Miss UK
Hey all.

I know alot of you are Music fans like myself so I decided to start a topic on the worst ever cheesiest tracks..

do you have any that you'd wanna forget?
please make your selections and state why you think this track should be the worst voted!

some of my worst:

Aqua - Barbie Girl
Ann Lee - 2 Times
ATC - Around the world
Eiffel 69 - Blue (Da Dee Daa Daa Di)
Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song
Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song
Los Del Rio - Macarena
Can anybody add anymore.......................


This is just a few I think thats absolute cheese, why?
so they are


you've got mine so it's your turn chaps



Posted by RichLok
50 cent - In Da Club

I'm sorry everyone but this is just BS to me..

Posted by BobaFett
The nokia tune. Sounds like the loudspeaker signal in a train station.

Posted by Miss UK
Yeah i'll back you up on that Richlok

I forgot Vengaboy's & Whigfield
can't believe I actually bought these !

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Posted by RichLok
Ying-Yang twinz/Lil John (or whoever them crunk, ugly looking mofos are) -- Salt Shaker..

WAAACK

Posted by axxxr
I can only think of this one.

Fast Food Rockers : Fast Food Song


Can I take your order please?

Let's eat to the beat

A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut

You like it you love it
You know you really want it
The voices I hear
Whenever you're around

I want it I need it
Nothing else can beat it
Hot and spicy
Whenever I'm in town (mm mm)

Enticing exciting
Aroma so inviting
And when it hits
Me, I wanna take you home

Trust me you must see
Just what you're doing to me
Driving me crazy
Hungry to the bone

I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat

A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut

Would you like that to go?

Any sauces?

You're so sweet and you're neat
You knock me off my two feet
You're chunky and hunky
I'm coming back for more (Hot Dog)

Your taste all embraces
I gotta sing your praises
Just savour the flavours
Waiting at your door

I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat

A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut

Does anyone fancy a shake?
Shake
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Shake it to the left -
Shake it to the right -
Let's shake
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat

A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut




Posted by BobaFett
@axxxr u hate those but u know the text? ;-) or a copy-paste action?

Posted by kimcheeboi
There's actually more meaning than most people think in that Aqua song...

It's a satire of the materialism of modern society

Posted by Miss UK
Err this was complete ARSE!


TOYBOX - Best friend

Who ha who ha
Nanananananana.....Nanananana...
have you ever been in love?
he's my best friend, best of all best friends,
do you have a best friend too? It tickles in my tummy
he's so yummy yummy, hey, you should get a best friend too.
who ha who ha
hello baby, can i see a smile?
i'm going to a party and it's gonna be wild, (ok)
Can i come i am sitting alone?
NO, friends are never alone, (that's right)
Maybe some pretty girls are in your world,
excuse me I could also girl,
lately everyone is making fun
Nananananana....
he's my best friend best of all best friends,
do you have a best friend to,
it tickles in my tummy, he's so yummy yummy,
hey, you should get a best friend too. (a best friend)
who ha who ha
(ah, hahahaha)
who ha who ha ( nananananana...)
who ha who ha
Hola baby, let's go to the beach
yea, girls in binki are waiting for me
but i was hoping for a summer romance
so why can't you take a chance? (ok)
maybe some pretty girls are in your world,
excuse me i could also be your girl,
lately everyone is making fun
Nananananana.....
he's my best friend, best of all best friends,
do you have a best friend too?
it tickles in my tummy he's so yummy yummy,
hey you should get a best friend too. (a best friend)
Who ha, who ha,who ha who ha( who ha, nanananana..)
maybe some pretty girls are in your world,
excuse(yea) me i could also be your girl,
lately everyone is making fun....
let's get this party on, hit me with lazer gun
eww woah woah ( c'mom boys)
who ha who ha who ha
eww woah woah
you should get a best friend too,
he's my friend best of all best friends,
do you have a best friend too?
it tickles in my tummy he's so yummy yummy,
hey you should get a best friend too ( a best friend).
who ha who ha
who ha who ha ( he's sooooo sweet, nananananana...)
Ahhh...choo


another AQUA crappy act

Posted by axxxr
Quote:

On 2004-11-20 01:36:47, bobafett wrote:
@axxxr u hate those but u know the text? or a copy-paste action?





Your damm right i hate them! ...The song is so irritating,yet the lyrics are stuck in my head!...But still don't know it word for word!..Copy & paste job through and through!

Posted by Miss UK
it's annoying, but catchy AXX

what bout that track Sex on the beach
a few yrs back

Posted by *Jojo*
If National Anthems are include here, sometimes I JUST hate OURS! As people nowadays are not DOING and BELIEVING the REAL meaning of every line being written on it . . .

I hate some of the Hardcore/Hard Metal Rock groups songs, specially when played - in REVERSE mode, as some devlish voice - comes OUT !

Posted by Miss UK
Yep I agree JN.

Marilyn Manson gives me the CrReEpS

Posted by kimcheeboi
I like metallica

Posted by Miss UK
Devil's musik that

Posted by *Jojo*
@miss uk - Please go get some SLEEP now my friend . . .. as you are again way PAST your BEDTIME schedule here . . . !

Posted by axxxr
The only heavy metal band i ever liked was Whitesnake... Guns & Roses is ok aswell.

Posted by Miss UK
Noooo not:-o
hey checkout some HARDCORE you'll thank me in the morning

JN. im going to sleep inabit chix

Posted by Jake Blues
@missuk
i LOVE sex on the beach (and the song too )

agadoo by black lace
shaddapa you face by joe dolce
the birdie song by the tweets

until i just pulled the cd and listened to it i thought this was crap but i just remembered how good it was: cotton eye joe by rednex!
i still remember them on totp dancing round a camp fire on stage!

edit: anyone remember the band scooch? the covered the cheesiest song of all time: maybe tomorrow, the theme tune to the littlest hobo and made 100 times more cheesier!
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Posted by Dj Boyi
No no,no no no no,no no no no,no no,theres no limit! Duh! :-l

Posted by methylated_spirit
Anything by Scooter. Cheese, but quality cheese.

"Yes sir i can boogie" by Baccarat. Many a drunken session standing on the pool table belting that one out!


Posted by fatreg
i cant think of many a manmy cheesy tunes ill name two for a start: UGLY by Daphne and Celeste and the other one they did!!

Do you really like it? by cant remember

ooh oh what about mmmmbop?? thats was pure cheese

im the one and only? chesney Hawkes,

man the cheese is flowing!

come on guys!

get with iut!

fatreg

Posted by Jake Blues
daphne and celeste arent cheese.
daphne and celeste are pure **** ******* ******* ******

how about the cartoons?
"oh ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang, oo ee oo aa ting tang walla walla bang bang"

Posted by methylated_spirit
U.G.L.Y. you aint got no alibi, you fatreg!

Posted by fatreg
Oi methylated_spirit!!

dont make me hurt you!

why do people jump to the conclusion im fat and called reg?? cuz im neither!!!

im called Colin and i aint fat..

sorry to pi$$ on all your fireworks! but hey ho!

fatreg

Posted by methylated_spirit
Ive seen your picture, you sure look like a reg! Oh yes, definately a reg!


Posted by fatreg
LOL?

what defines reg's then??

I do quite like the nakmje reg, but im not really gonna change my name jsut for that reason!

fatreg or maybe that should be mediocre coiln

Posted by Gigs
Nothing at all in this thread compares with Natasha Beddingfields (sp?) These Three Words (i love you)

That song irritates the living ***s out of me.

Posted by kimcheeboi
what about "the call" by the backstreet boys?

and "just got paid" by 'nsync?



Posted by Miss UK
Some of Scooters traxx int that bad its just da fact he has the chipmunks on emm ;-) mema moped? Scooter tribute band courtesy of chris moyles class :-D @ nature. Ive got that track sex on the beach cant believe it got to no.1 :-l;-) err anuv cheesy act most defo Steps :-x that track 5678 pure shite!!! @ fatreg. Daphne n celeste jeez bloody pants so was bewitched aswell mema them? @ kim. BB were shite, i regret buying there cd infact im trying to get rid of it on ebay lol

Posted by Davo_169
that song were the chick sings, "youre so vein, i bet you think this song is about you"
obviousely the song is about him because why would it say
YOURE so vein, i bet YOU think this song is about YOU.
it makes no sense

MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA BURN LITTLE RED 30+ POSTS FOLDER. HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

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Posted by Jake Blues
yea davo i agree, also that pure up your ass cheesefest "id like to teach the world to sing" i think it was the new seekers. give me a break.

Posted by fatreg
@ miss uk. yeah i remember b*witched and i must confess that i have the album. you cant best a bit of 'i fight like me dad' in an irish girls accent. but yeah its cheesey as fook. fatreg

Posted by kimcheeboi
i have the hilary duff cd

Posted by Jake Blues
@kim
and that is something you are admitting???!!!

@missuk 5678 wasnt THAT bad...

Posted by methylated_spirit
a rootin' tootin' romeo is drivin' me crazy...5678 wasnt BAD? it was fecking awful!

But not as bad as

Tragedy! When your pants fall down and your bums all brown its tragedy!

Posted by kimcheeboi
nature i downloaded it cause i was bored

anyhoo what about wham!? They're a great band to annoy the hell out of people, specially if you sing "wake me up before you go-go"

Posted by Jake Blues
@meths
no, no,no
it goes like this:
my boot scootin baby is driving me crazy/ my rodeo romeo/ my cowboy guy from head to toe/ my obsession from a western/ my dancefloor date/ (something) (something) /5,6,7,8!

there, now you lifes better isnt it?


Posted by kimcheeboi
grrrrr...

dont make me start with the

Bjork!!





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Posted by fetzi
fasten your seatbelts, announcing real cheese:

MODERN TALKING

Posted by Jake Blues
yea, modern talking
i actually quite like sexy sexy lover, its the only one of them i heard though.
speaking of modern it was about 1982 a group called modern romance released ay ay ay moosey i was 4 or 5 and LOVED that tune (still do actually)
edit: @kim im sorry, did you say something? i didnt quite hear you. dont bother saying it again, i got selective hearing today.

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Posted by methylated_spirit
Wham are absolutely brilliant!

Club Tropicana
Wake me up before you go-go
Freedom

Oh baby Wham are brilliant

Posted by Jake Blues
karma, karma, karma chameleon

culture club ruled!

Posted by fetzi
anybody remember Baltimora - Tarzan Boy? Uh, that was fun..
Must have been at the same time like the unbeaten, the outstanding, the real-one-and-only: Axel F. (I guess the archetype of any sound demo on atari and C64 or even the first real ringtone..)

Posted by kimcheeboi

heheheheh who likes bjork?



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Posted by methylated_spirit
Kenny Loggins - Footloose

Posted by fetzi
@methylated_spirit: cheese or layer cake?


Posted by methylated_spirit
oh, cheese. Absolutrly brilliant.

You gotta cut loose, footloose, kick off those sunday shoes!

Posted by mkush
Sorry but i can't call 50's in da club.cheese ? Anyway a tune that pisses me off everytime bloke av work plays it,that 'equardor' track, cant remember who it by. But is cheese upon all cheese.

Posted by methylated_spirit
Sash, Ecuador. Sah was quite good at the time...


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