Posted by scotsboyuk
@mince
Is it me? That's quite a good impression, but there doesn't seem to be enough waffle, you only have two paragraphs! That isn't nearly enough to bore people with; I doubt whether it would send a drunk narcopleptic sloth who works in apillow factory to sleep. More waffle I say!
P.S. I am NOT a fan of David Starkey! He tends to come across as a rather arrogant and patronising know-it-all, how can you even imagine that I would be a fan of his?
Posted by mince-inside
*yawn* @scots - Apologies re David Starky he's the only historian that sprung to mind, I wonder why.......
Posted by scotsboyuk
Guesses welcome ...
After eighty two replies by methylated_spirit:
[Insert quick reply to minor, fictitious problem], [insert a satirical observation just funny enough to cause one's upper lip to tremble], [insert general nonsense fact], [insert mildly amusing joke; not so funny that one would throw one's head back and laugh like a musketeer in a dentist's chair, but funny enough to cause a throaty giggle and a slight increase in saliva around the corners of the mouth]. Use broad Scots dialect throughout post in obvious attempt at attracting attention of foreign members, whilst simultaneously increasing one's 'street cred' and remaining 'real' in face of pomposity from other members.
Remember to include letter 'V' with single smilie after without any explanation as to what it constitutes, but with insinuation that other members of one's 'posse' know what it means.
Posted by Sammy_boy
Here's an easy one to guess:
could.you.please.visit.my.website.and.tell.me.what.you.think.?why.can't.I.get.my.space.button.to.work.?
(Apologies to the person who I'm referring to - I am only joking of course!)
Posted by Lynx69
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Sadiqbaig
Posted by scotsboyuk
@Sammy_boy
You grow to love the dots.
Posted by scotsboyuk
Who is this?
I have a pink phone.
Posted by Sammy_boy
@lynx - spot on!
You win an air guitar
Posted by scotsboyuk
@Sammy_boy
Is that one of those Ģ25,000 air guitars?
Posted by Sammy_boy
It is indeed - am I generous or what!! I have two, I might start a playtime for the other expensive air guitar.
Posted by mince-inside
*yawn* Not bad @scotty if only you had the correct dialect
Hint:Geordie
I appear to have touched a nerve associating you with a gay historian - why not 'come out' on Lonely Hearts I'm sure someone would be interested.
Posted by scotsboyuk
Who is this?
@somebodymakingapointIdon'tagreewithorwhohaspostedandma
deaminormistakewithsomehistoricalorpoliticalfact
Actually with regard to the point you made concerning ... there now follows a lengthy diatribe ... you may find the following thread of interest insert link to a thread concerning a similar subject ... pip pip, tally ho ... more waffle and pontification ... insert long winded explanation of the fall of the Western Roman Empire and British constitutional affairs ... jolly good! Huzzah!
The above format should be used in the subsequent fifty three posts made in reply to what started out as a simple question concerning how to adjust the volume on one's mobile, but was 'guided' into a discussion on the validity of Clausewitzian theory to the history of modern warfare, with various members posting once and realising that to be drawn into such a conversation would almost certainly entail them spending a large part of their day fighting off sleep.
@mince
David Starkey is gay? Seriously? I never knew that, I just thought he was a snappy dresser.
Oh you, shut that door!
As for the dialect, colloquialisms all sounds very similar to me, so thae dae (did I get that last part right?).
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Posted by methylated_spirit
Crumbs, on wap all that just reads as "waffle waffle pontificate waffle"
Posted by kimcheeboi
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demmy, is i remember correctly
meths i couldnt read that either, it actually was in italics though!
waffle waffle waffle pontificate waffle
Posted by kimcheeboi
mornin' peeps, want some waffles?
Posted by riflogic
Ok who is this?
This has already been discused in another topic. Please continue there.
Any guesses. Pretty easy!
Posted by methylated_spirit
masseur!
Posted by scotsboyuk
They are getting easier; here is one that might be a little more of a challenge;
**** you, I asked for advice on something and no mother ******* **** could ******* help me with my ******* Z600 problem. I posted my question and I get ******* **** in return. Can anybody tell me about the ******* signal strength? Your all ******* ********! **** off you ******* *****!
Posted by methylated_spirit
hmmm...richy240
Posted by scotsboyuk
@meths
No, I think this might be a bit of a challenge this one.
Posted by mince-inside
@scotty is it fastdryingglue or deathstarUK
Posted by *Jojo*
Here's my contribution:
Guess
!
1. His replies (usually done in pms) ends with - "Cheers!"
2. Who usually says this: "Don't post . . . let me handle the situation here !" - Answer will be kept in full suspense due to very strict confidentiality clause, just guess who is it mates!
3. He posts this smiley more often -
!
4. He usually starts his post (replies to mine) with this - "Hmmmmm..."
More to follow, my stomach is aching, have to sit first to the throne here pals -
!
Posted by methylated_spirit
1. masseur
2. tranquil?
3. scotsboyuk or yourself, jojo
4. The genius that is methylated_spirit?
Posted by *Jojo*
@meth's - You only got 1 out of 4 here mate . . .
Here are the answers:
1. @masseur
2. Name witheld
3. @ayush
4. @scotsboyuk
!
Posted by methylated_spirit
After making a "number 2" of your own, you could at least tell us who "number 2" on the list is!
Posted by *Jojo*
@meth's - What if I tell you that it's - @laffen or @ver*an*a or a mod or @terminated member
? After having seen this, the concerned member will just pm you here mate !
Posted by k4m!k4ze
hey guys, i dont know if this is already posted but guess who -
"i'm no gentleman but i wouldnt take pictures of ladies without their permission !"
Posted by *Jojo*
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A: @ayush
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Posted by k4m!k4ze
nope
not ayush !
hint : check out the T610 pics thread. Its posted quite a few times by that person !
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Posted by plasmadog
oh..
that was sammyboy?
Posted by k4m!k4ze
nope wrong again !
another hint - he has posted in this thread on the first page !
Posted by 50Cent
its Kimcheeboi!
Posted by k4m!k4ze
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ha ha
your right !
And he didnt quit posting that even after some members told him to keep quiet !
@kimcheeboi - sorry man couldnt resist !
Posted by kimcheeboi
nice one!
Posted by scotsboyuk
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One no will suffice for 'both' of those suggestions I think.
Anyone else care to guess?
Posted by Ing. FijoK
Who is this???
cheers!
easy question
Posted by scotsboyuk
@Ing. FijoK
Is it someone who has been done before?
Posted by Ing. FijoK
I donīt read all in this thread so I donīt know
Posted by kimcheeboi
@scotsboy- is it @avgas?
Posted by scotsboyuk
@kim
No, this one seems to be proving more difficult that I imagined. I thought someone would have gotten it by now. Do you want clues?
Posted by methylated_spirit
just a little one...
Posted by scotsboyuk
@meths
Well this isn't so much a 'wee clue' as the 'only clue' that I can give you that you are likely to get; the person is female.
Posted by methylated_spirit
er...give me the impersonation again, i cant see it. Like David Blunkett:
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812 green bottles hanging on the wall...
V =
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Posted by scotsboyuk
@meths
Here we are ...
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Posted by methylated_spirit
female...? Dana!
Posted by mixin
Only person i can think of is dana
Posted by scotsboyuk
@meths and MixiN
Well done, no prize is currently speeding its way to either of you.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Woohoo!!!
Okay whos this...
"Well, sure, i've got 5 of them, pm me and i wont get back to you as soon as possible!"
Posted by plasmadog
someone who's got a lot of gmail invites....
tranquil?
or vanquish?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Nope! Someone who has basically gotten away with spamming for ages, never appears unless its to sell something!