Posted by coolapostle
Impeached Governor Joshua Dariye ON THE RUN!
Impeached by 6 people!
Comments please...
MY COMMENTS: I am so pissed that I will give these our "Democracy" SIX MORE MONTHS to shape up or I will start advocating for the return of the Military! Please spare me that worst-democratic-govt-is-better-than-the-best-military-govt crap. Na lie! Na lie!!!
Posted by 2tek
@px, what do you mean by the real world, have been in fake one since. anyways thanks.
Posted by pxthomas
@coola...I won't be surprise to see the military take over the reign of power now.
@2tek... My brother there will never be a fake for any of us. My university days were very sweet. There were no worries. Now i have dependants. I am sure it is for most us because of the extended family we have in africa.
Posted by coolapostle
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Good... can I count you as one of my supporters?
I got this from a pal:
The eleventh commandment : "Never take the same plane with your family members in Nigeria"
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Posted by Areafada
nice to see u guy around again 2tek and laykay.
@all congrate, well, to me sha, i just got my hands on my all new N93 nokia fone, i ave since abandoned my Nokia 9500 to my younger brother. it reminds me of the movie "Toy story".When the boy got a new toy on his birthday. does anybody have ideas on what i can't do with the fone.
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Posted by coolapostle
...I will bet you can't impeach the Governor of your state with it.
Posted by abubakar
Angel said
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am struggling 2 catch up on post n some pple are quoting n unquoting. |
If we dont quote unquote, who will understand the gist? Espeially when the reply is days after the quoted post? Anyhow, i try to skim the quotes to a minimum!!!
How are you feeling these days? Hope you are doing fine.
@coola: Military rule did fare better than our demo-crazy. The problem is that when military goes bad, you cant impeach. You can plot a coup.... but you know hwere that leads if you fail!!!! If you impeach and fail, it is better.
With regards to MISTER Dariye, how many people do you want to get him impeached???
Can you please tell me what you have actually done in the past year or so to either
a) prepare for an incoming wife?
b) attract an incoming wife? or
c) hunt for an incoming wife?
You have been waitling over the issue for sooooooo long i know you want one but it seems you are doing something wrong. Talk to Abu.... The Luv Dr!!!!
@Amby: Stop am if na joke!!! Donald Duke 4 Prez? I dont think so.
@2tek: When you start paying your bills and that of others from your sweat then you will know what PXTH is talking about.
@area: HABA!! You got a new phone without guaging what it can do for you? why did you get it? for POSING?
Posted by Demmy
@Areafada, first tell us what u can do with the fone and we will tell u what u can't.
@2tek and Laykay, CONGRATS BRODAS! wellcome to the rael world.
@coola me think your 11th commandment is valid. One more thing, why dont you pick up a wife in PNF?
Posted by Areafada
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well i can't do that. What i was just trying to portray is that the fone is cool and very nice.
Posted by pxthomas
@coola...I am trying to arrange one very hot delta lady that is if your don't mind. Her last boyfriend was a niger-delta militant youth leader
Posted by ambyzown
@Abu: I'm very serious o
@2Tek: Congrats, and welcome back. Howz Shagam? Celtel gprs still working there? or have you migrated?
@Area: If you let me have the phone for a week, I could tell you what to do with it
Posted by coolapostle
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Thanks for your concern bro...
@Abu We go chat on that matter.
Posted by 2tek
was never a celtel person was just using it cos of the freebie, i use mtn and glo.
anyway thanks y'all for the "warm" welcome into da "real world", catch you guys out there.
Posted by mariwun
hello fellow nigerians ive been following this thread for a while now and i thot its time i started contributing to it.
Posted by abubakar
@mariwun: welcome to PNF. Please feel free to drop in your questions, comments or views on just about anything.
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@coola why dont you pick up a wife in PNF? |
Im not saying PNF does not have any quality ladies (cos we do) but we don’t have any QUANTITY!!!!! IE NO CHOICE!!!!
@amby: Seriously, you have to convince me. Please put up some convincing pointers!!! I actually have no southern candidate in mind yet so if you can convince me about Duke then maybe i'll lean. Any other "Dukists" can chip in too!!!
Posted by ambyzown
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About time too
Welcome to PNF
Posted by coolapostle
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I always worry when ppl say they have been reading our stuff in the background.
Welcome Mari... hope say u no be EFCC London office staff... not that I have anything to hide sha
@All Hope y'all had a nice weekend... I did...
Posted by mariwun
lol..actually im not but i work in a shop that sells phones on the internet and you wont believe the amount of times we'r contacted by nigerians sending fake emails confirming payments and askin the phones to be sent to nigeria..maybee il post thier names and adresses here self
Posted by Areafada
@mariwun, welcome on board PNF
Posted by coolapostle
@Mari ... we call them Yahoo Boyz. If only we could channel all that letter-writing creativiy... we may have another Nobel Prize for Literature from 9-ja.
Has anyone used the Friends and Family (FAF) of Reltel or any of the PTO's? I just saw one today... 65 buck /day and free calls to the other number ALL DAY. Has anyone used it? I want to know if there is any catch.
It seems to beat mid-night calls no?
Posted by pxthomas
Welcome on board mariwun
@coola...how about that wife stuff?
Posted by mamba
@coola, do u own a reltel phone an what's the tariff like?
What other VAS do they have cos I'm thinking of switching to reltel with their recent promo. and pls explain the mechanics of this ur =N=65 all day stuff.
I've used the MTN FAF which offers as low as =N=15 per minute at peak time on extraconnect for 3 numbers.
Posted by Demmy
@lall thankx for keeping the forum alive and pls let's find our FRIEND Coola a wifey
@mariwon, welcome aboard PNF
@Angel r u married?
@all pls let's scout for Tilly
Posted by artwales
There seem to be a loll in the posts being made on this forum,strange considering that CELTEL gprs is still free. So much has been done by virtually all the GSM networks in making prepaid lines attractive, anything in stock for we postpaids, glo especially.
Posted by coolapostle
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I know Tilly just had her convocation last Saturday
Posted by ambyzown
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That would be interesting, but I figure those names and addresses would be fictitious.
@Artwales: All postpaid subscribers are included in the various promotions being run by gsm companies in Nigeria, you only need to use upto a certain amount monthly to qualify for the draws. MTN for instance is offering 2 Toyota Camry saloon cars to be won by its post paid subscribers
@coola: what are your specs in this quest for a life partner?
Posted by mamba
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Yea, tell us the specs maybe we could help out. There are 2 candidates I have, but lets know ur specs first.
Posted by Demmy
@all, I think you guys are right bout coola.
@coola pls let's have your spec.
@angel still waiting for your response
Posted by Kimoscar
I just discovered PNF site and very happy about it.I'm expecting big welcome from u all and a big bang from me.
Posted by mamba
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Welcome bro.. You can start by introducing urself and telling us wht network u use.
Cheers and enjoy ur stay here..
Posted by ambyzown
welcome to PNF my dear broda, I hope say u no be flash member o
Posted by coolapostle
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Welcome dude.... hope u enjoy ur stay. Where do u live? What phone u got?
@All Well.... my specs? Tough one. I have been asking married Guys whether some things really MATTER in the final analysis.
CULTURAL BACKGROUND: All my interviewees have so far said it matters a lot. They advised that I should stay within my geo-poolitical zone. So, I hope Mamba's Candidate(s) are from the north. I have asked three married dudes and they all said the same thing.
SPIRITUAL DEPTH: All these jim-jim sisters... do they make better wives? It seems they don't make any significant impact... but I have not asked enough married Guys about it.
So... my specs really is:
>> she should be someone who loves me (not my money... like one yeye Corper I know)
>> she should at least have interest in spiritual things
>> she should know how to cook Tuwo da miyan Kuka and Kunun Geda (sorry, no translation)
>> she should be ready to be married within the next 12 months (My Mom's deadline
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>> she should have at least an OND or equivalent and be ready to read up to Masters level
Am I asking too much?
Posted by coolapostle
eh... the response of the married Guys here carry more weight that the other Proffessional Searchers like ....
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Posted by mamba
@coola, the two chicks I know do not completely fit into the criteria you just listed.
Why are you limiting yourself to northern girls by the way?
Posted by pxthomas
@coola... You don't need miss perfect nor the advise of other married men before tying the nuptial knot. We have different DNAs so my marital life is not going to be the same as yours.
All you need is spiritual guidance
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Posted by coolapostle
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I don't want to encroach on your territorial babes.
@PX So you say asking married Guys who have gone this route is not a smart idea? The dudes I asked seemed very happy to advise me sha.
Posted by Ifedisky
@coola:Don't look too far off.That nice girl that's always been "just"a friend might be the one.The rule is,MARRY UR FRIEND
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Posted by pxthomas
God has prepared a wife for coola. I can see the lady waiting. The only problem is that he is not ready.
Posted by pxthomas
@All ... Is there unlimited gprs package on mtn network?
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LOVE LIFE... IT'S THE BEST WE'VE GOT
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Posted by coolapostle
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See me see trouble o! I am as ready as yesterday.... maybe you mean I should get to a point where I give up and adopt a simple spec like: "Any God-fearing woman who is ready and willing...".
I still feel in my heart that my wife will satisfy me and more.
@All Can any of you explain this? One Guy on Celtel has configured his Voicemail message so that when you call, you hear a motivational message and it does not bill you. You then get a txt.
You can try the number yourself and see... it won't bill you, promise. The Guy's number is: 0802-2138-727. You will hear a message and then it will cut off. No dial tone, just the message.
Since my Celtel SIM is currently gathering dust, the technique could safely tell my callers which number to get me. But how did he do it? Try it.
Posted by Ifedisky
By jove!A girl staying downstairs did take this cute celtel trick a step further.She'll encourage you to call her but she won't pick the call until it goes into voice mail.Them she accesses your message and goes o the option "call back"if she does call you back she won't be billed!
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Posted by pxthomas
@coola...Bros i thought you were not ready. now that the fact is clear i wish all the best.
@ifedi...please let us know how this Celtel stuff is done.
Posted by Ifedisky
@p:The main job is getting ur sim activated for voice mail.Call 111 for instructions.Think it takes too long,sometimes to be activated.That done,let somebody call you.Allow the call proceed to voice mail.Retrieve normally.There'll be an option inquiry to call back.Call the number and you'll never be billed!The alarming thing is that it suffices for all the networks;even international calls!The catch is getting the voice mail working. I've sent and recieved acknowledgement for a friend's since one week but up till now nothing's been done.But if you have voice mail already,cruise on!
Posted by abubakar
Hey guys! everytime I write a large posting for the past few week, before i can post it, my link goes down and i lose the gist!! So painful!
@Coola!!! Please take advise from the single men of PNF!! (even the pre-20 members!!!) Just know how to weigh it against conflicting advise from the old married babas!!!! Ifed said you should marry your friend which is good (like i did) but be ready to struggle!!! it takes time to be friends with a girl and takes more time to turn that platonic relationship into a romantic one. TRUST ME!!!
with regards to all this Celtel hocuspocus, is it like back in 2002 when we were using the the voicemail to send direct msgs free to each other? They noticed it after a few months and stopped voice mails all together for a while. But we enjoyed it while it lasted.
@all: whats happening to the posts here? we shall soon call an emergency meeting on how the thread is dying!!!
Posted by mariwun
@everybody
why is nobody advising coola to marry for love...?
Posted by coolapostle
Yeah... why?
Thank you my brother
Posted by pxthomas
@MARI... i think you got the whole thing wrong. Never you marry for anything except love. Love does not err. Love covereth all. Remember God first loved us
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Posted by easydee
hi y'all. @ ifed- i heard of that celtel voicemailstufflike early this year. i tried it and was billed. the same usual amount. i think the best time to try it is when you dont have any credit on your phone. so as to be on the safe side. also i think celtels voicemail malfunctions at times. here you are complaining of not having a voicemail. when am constantly getting a text msg from celtel telling me that my voicemail has been activated. even when i did not request to be activated. sick huh
@all; my elder sis is having her trad marriage in december. the first to be married in my family and evnthough am an ibo i never knew it costs alot for you to do a trad marriage. i saw the list of things they told the guy to buy. and all i could do was ask God to strengthen him.
Posted by ambyzown
@Easydee: na wa o, for u to feel sorry for a guy who wants to marry ur sister, I can just begin to imagine the contents of that list.
@Coola: do you still think you are ready? Stay away from Ibo babes
I'm really begining to appreciate the versatility of my opera mini 1.2 (russian hack) its way better than opera mini 3
Posted by pxthomas
@easydee...I think you can intervene to help that young man.
@Amby...Is it not possible for Opera Software Asa to develop opera mini version that include all the features of the Russian hack?
@ALL...Which of our PNF member travelled to AWKA some months back. coola na you?
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