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Posted by Lynx69
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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down ... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one".
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent b*st*rd," she screamed at him,"how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly
"I'LL EXPLAIN THE TOY........."YOU EXPLAIN THE KIDS"

Sorry for it being told soo badly.
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[ This Message was edited by: Lynx69 on 2004-09-23 22:17 ]

Posted by kimcheeboi
... Old joke

Posted by mince-inside
... young poster

Posted by Lynx69

Damn!

@kim Your 17, you shouldnt have read it

[EDIT] Sorry but i got this in an email a long time ago and i was reading back on ma emails and saw it so i had to post it

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Posted by Memyself&i
good joke,

Posted by boto43
very interesting joke,really

sure this is not my problem - mean these kids

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Posted by MTNT68i
hehehe hehehe

Posted by masseur
just a friendly reminder that the jokes thread is here

thanks!