Posted by methylated_spirit
Has anyone seen him lately? Its been all quiet on the jojo front for the last couple of days! Has he been kidnapped by the CIA because of his worryingly huge knowledge of guns and explosives? Have the smiley police finally caught him? Has he been detained somewhere, being questioned about his frightening curiosity about beastiality?
Wheres jojo? Is he in the kitchen? Is he in the bathroom? naa-na-naht-na, sheena easton, punk rock and sheena easton, jojo's f**ked off!
(sorry about the last bit, but for 10 bonus points, name that band)
Posted by masseur
he last posted about 26 hours ago... do you miss him that much already?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Yeah, what a guy! He brings sunshine into my life. He's the apple of my eye, the cream in my coffee, he's the cats meeow, the dogs doodahs, he's Mr. Esato!
(and he keeps the mince'n'meths advice thread ticking over with his sublime questions)
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Posted by switchbitch
He's the puss in my anal cold sore.
Posted by mixin
K700i death syndrome?
who knows.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Maybe he's...the *b* word...oh no, scratch that, i aint opening that can of worms again
Posted by Sammy_boy
Maybe he had a night off?
Another question - where's Axxxr gone? He hasn't posted any news since the 10th September, and not anywhere in the forums since about then too! Apologies if this is threadjacking btw, if it is, I'll start a 'where's axxxr?' thread next to this one!
Posted by methylated_spirit
And energetic, and a_p_a_n_d_e_y! The 4 of them, gone... is there an Esato cull going on?
Posted by mince-inside
@sammy what about your other flat mate the energy man energetic
Posted by Sammy_boy
I think Axxxr and Energetic must have run off to Skegness for some 'quality time' together. Does this mean I have to do the news?
Posted by methylated_spirit
I dedicate this thread to lost loved ones on Esato, i propose a minutes silence, and may we remember them as friends and, possibly, lovers, depending on who you are. You know who im talking about.
Posted by mince-inside
The two of the camping it up at a Butlins.
Post some news and @energetic will appear 3 hrs later with the same cut'n'paste
Posted by switchbitch
Well its goodbye from him, and goodbye from him.
Posted by methylated_spirit
who is at butlins? axxr and energetic? Or, as i like to think of them, Paul and Barry Chuckle? I can see them now...moving news items around, deciding who will post them. "to me, to you, to me, to you..."
Posted by plasmadog
yeah...
cut and paste in energetic's honda s2000?
wow... axxxr must have something to report on that!
Posted by *Jojo*
Thanks for 'missing' me that much mate
Well, I am just having some 'sleeping disorders' lately (at last the bug hit me) ! I am contemplating what time to log-on (7p-12a or 12-8a / local time) . . . I miss you all guys - honest! But sometimes you have to rest as well! That's why I really admire all the hardwork moderators are devoting much of their precious time here at esato, specially that of @masseur and @tranquil - the most visible . . . ever ! I also miss the presence of @flying finn quite for sometime now . . . Mixin's is quite right there, the K700i syndrome hit me, looks like I am about to sell that fone and buy a 2nd hand one (Siemens SX-1) perhaps . . . Just remember guys, that I will be with you if not thru my posts here at esato, then maybe in . . . spirit !
Posted by mixin
K700death syndrome
it's supposed to kill you
Posted by *Jojo*
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As if we are included in the 9/11 'aftermath' mate
!
Posted by plasmadog
jojo,
stay away from ur k700 mate, if u know what happ to mixin's dog?
but away for 26 hours? and no withdrawl symptopms too eh?
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@plasmadog - I am no - 'dog' ! Only does one when in bed . . . you know what I mean here mate . . .
Posted by kimcheeboi
its the CIA... they're trying to kill you, JN! Watch out for the k700 radiation!
Posted by *Jojo*
@kimcheeboi - That won't hurt me . . as I am purely protected by Masseur's Anti-Virus/Radiation Mechanism . . .
Posted by methylated_spirit
JOJO! Welcome back, me old matey boy! I see you escaped the clutches of the CIA to return, i KNEW a k700 couldnt kill someone! Its only good for dogs, so dont let the missus use it mate
Posted by *Jojo*
@mentholated_spirit - Now, that's the -S P I R I T- , and I learned it all from you dude! Thanks for the advises you've given me in your thread, but I won't be doing/applying them - to be safe
!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Posted by *Jojo*
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. . . Look who's buried 6 feet under now, mate !
Posted by methylated_spirit
You tell him, jojo!
Posted by kimcheeboi
buried alive?
Posted by *Jojo*
Oh yeah . . . but folks like him will surely find way on how to get back here using different 'aliases' - as always!
Posted by Vlammetje
'folks like him'... 'as always'...
we sure have a lot of prejudice going on here
or perhaps there is something you know and we don't?
It sure is easy to diss someone who isn't here.... isn't it? Takes a brave man
Posted by *Jojo*
Vlammetje - Surely the seniors here just knows this . . . Oh yeah, he just can't defend himself now, but who knows if he has already penetrated the system - again
So goes with the rest who have been 'terminated' !
Posted by Burgaz
[ This Message was edited by: Burgaz on 2004-10-18 14:27 ]
Posted by *Jojo*
@burgaz - When I am talkin' with the 'seniors' of Esato, I always wear my reading glasses which has a 5 inch thickness glass frame mate, just to be sure, also, by using it, I surely won't blink even for a second
!
Posted by Vlammetje
is it common practice for every single banned member to start up 'several accounts' for a grand return jojo? And how would you know of this?
Are we all just a little bit paranoid now?
Fact remains: it does not take a lot of balls to diss somebody who is no longer around...... or did you hope to lure out your friend on this alleged alias account by insulting him?
this is so silly i don't know why i'm bothering
Posted by *Jojo*
Vlammetje - The nose . . . knows !
Posted by kimcheeboi
i smell a conspiracy!
time to visit MS Paint
Posted by *Jojo*
As there will always be 2 sides of a coin . . . heads and arse!
Posted by kimcheeboi
where are you, jojo?
i havent seen you for 3 days!
Posted by methylated_spirit
he was on lonely hearts yesterday...
Posted by kimcheeboi
maybe his mum decided he was on esato for too long
Posted by methylated_spirit
Or his chihuahua needed attention...
Posted by *Jojo*
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Ola amigos! @kimcheeboi - Me not being online for my morning session (7-10 am/local time) for 3 days now mate, time where we almost meet daily then! Yup! as @meth's said, my puppy needs some little 'a-10-tzun' . . . Just mending a broken heart here mates, will take 'bout some weeks before finally having a full-recovery. Thanks!
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@meth's - 'Bout that 'perfume' I was telling you yesterday, yes, I manage to have it replaced for a - "dog food" this morning in the mall, nope
, a man's cologne at that! She just missed 'bout 17 hours before I finally plan to give it to her mate, tsk . . tsk . . tsk . . ! It really could have been an early Merry Christmas for her if she has just used her head 
! Well, I guess she just loves her fiancee more than our blooming friendship here. Thanks again!
Now . . . it's a FULL blast back to business endeavor here at Esato . . . chaaaaaaarge!
Posted by methylated_spirit
fiancee? Thought she was just dating someone! Never mind, eh? FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@meth's - That's what I thought too pal
That's why it really entered my mind that her liberty is up for grabs - for the lucky ones, until she told me last night not to call her as her 'fiancee' is asking who is it that is frequently calling her . . . she let's the situation like that for 3 looong weeks! That's why I knew then that I had the chance to have her . . . and am just sure that I do, if not, she'll not be entertaining my presence in her shop and via fone!
Posted by methylated_spirit
You poor bugger.
Posted by *Jojo*
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@meth's - What's a 'bugger'? What I only know of are : 'booger' and a 'bagger' . . . please enlighten me more here pal !
Posted by kimcheeboi
its a bagger who picks his boogers.
Posted by methylated_spirit
No its not, its just an expression, like "you poor guy"