Posted by methylated_spirit
Awright troops! Hows i goin? Haw mince, ya d!ck, Big Shanksy says hes gonnae slash you cos he says you cried him a shitebag, whit ye gonnae dae?
Haw scotsboy ya poof! Ah heard ye couldny get yer hole in a barrelfull o fannies, ya fanny!
Posted by kimcheeboi
ROTFLMAO!
Posted by methylated_spirit
here you ya toley, am tanked up on buckie an ready fur a square go, ya plank! al huve you the noo ya d!ck!
Posted by mince-inside
Divvint start wi ya weejie shite man coz a havint got a scooby wot ya on aboot. But if ya starting a warn ya... al rip ya heed off an shite doon ya neck
Posted by methylated_spirit
aye you ya newcastle prick my big brovver wull f**kin smash ye, ya w@nk!
Posted by mince-inside
Reet so its the sweaty socks (geordie slang for Jocks) v's the geordies me an wor kidda will kick seven colours of shite oot ya noses
Posted by methylated_spirit
Aye, well ahll jist get ma sqwad the geether an we'll come doon a toaber yez! Ahll plunge you, ya bas!
Posted by Superluminova
ok then!!!!!!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Haw, superliminova, thats no very ned speak, is it, ya poofy bam
Posted by switchbitch
HO FANNYBAWS! Gie's a gonk ya dobbers! Im pure fae grant'n an that, am pure healthy barry wi a gowf club so gie's yer heid an ah'll burs it like a bulloon.
Goat ony jellies man? Ye pure need thum roond here these days by the way.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Aw man, im up in court later, so i only had 5 valium this moarninm tae keep me calm, never boathered wae the kit cos ahl need ma witsaboot me, ken whit a meen?
Posted by mince-inside
Great let doon by lack of gagies - where's wankwish and blablasoopacar when you need um - howay the lads
Posted by RichLok
WTF??? Maybe I should start a Mexican gangsta thread... Orale homes!!!
Posted by axxxr
ohh kyaee da noo jimmy!!
Posted by Steve_Mack
Well pissed off I missed this thread ya couple a fannies!
Posted by mince-inside
reet if therez ner more gordies i'm fookin off - I cud have yaz al if a wan tid. Gotta welcome Mr Souness at St James' like man
Posted by Flyinghaggis
Oh dear the ned's have a weekend pass look you've no tucked your socks intae yer shellsuit bottoms heh
Posted by methylated_spirit
Haw man, hows it gawin? Jist watched Still Game oan dvd its a pish laff!
Posted by scotsboyuk
I did consider trying my hand at the 'patter' so to speak, but I'm not too sure of how to spell many of the colloquial terms. I'm actually not too sure what many of you are saying, some of the posts are easier than others to understand. I have taken it upon myself to buy a dictionary of Glaswegian colloquial terms and I will post something appropriate after I have had a 'swatch' through it! (I have read a little of it as you can see).
Posted by methylated_spirit
Wotever ya mad bam, you soon like a pure pr!ck by the way, Shanksey sayz yer a mad red commie ur sumfin, but wee Shibber says yer jist a poofy jags fan
Posted by scotsboyuk
@methylated_spirit
I beg your pardon?
Posted by BOSSHOGG
Slipped up there meth. Wotever? Most definitely should be "whitever"
Posted by methylated_spirit
aye, that bam put me aff wae aw his poncy shite
Posted by scotsboyuk
Ah huv lernt a bit o' the patter but it's no half hard tae dae, ah find it diffucult to keep oan typ'n this whi.
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Posted by methylated_spirit
aye well, if ye huvny goat the patter then ye canny dae tha swagger
Posted by methylated_spirit
Haw, whit ye dingyin me fur ya bunch o toleys?
(rough translation: bump)