Posted by govigov
900 posts. i am helpless i need to round these numbers. may be you can help me.
Posted by kimcheeboi
post count don't matter
Posted by govigov
that was post num900. this is 902. remember the malaysian thread??
Posted by kimcheeboi
govigov-go away.
go jack another thread if you want to spam the forum.
Posted by methylated_spirit
govigov, do you need advice on this issue? If so, please compose a proper question, without mentioning your cousin.
Posted by govigov
i am not like that. i make it my principle to talk about
when when i am spamming.
Posted by kimcheeboi
i think his cousin's married! answer the question from the anonymous user!
Posted by govigov
i really dont understand that fella.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Hmmm what an unusual pm, i have no idea who it may be from...however its not my place to guess, so i will respect their wish to remain anonymous.
Jojo, age, like the effects of HRT on mice, doesnt matter much. You say its the "best you can do", does that matter? Do you feel the need to be with someone your own age? If so, why? As Socrates once said, "you can only piss with the cock you've got" so why try? She's what you've got, enjoy her. Bask in her glory, cherish her wisdom. Love her for what she is, dont worry about what she could be.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Anyone else needing a refreshing drink from my fountain of advice?
Posted by kimcheeboi
I'm sure @JN needs plenty of advice!
Posted by Burgaz
I'm drrunk help me!
Posted by kimcheeboi
careful there -- she might look like Frankie Howard but she really looks like Elle MacPherson! (or the other way around, if thats the way you swing)
Posted by Burgaz
Help me i'm now hung over...
Posted by methylated_spirit
Apple juice. Easy on the stomach, and full of apple-y goodness. You could try irn-bru, but thats only recommended for seasoned campaigners. Makes you feel like your gonna puke for about ten minures, but cleans you out perfectly.
Posted by Burgaz
Bit late now duder... I'm in work complete with hang over... Only here til half 12 tho got to go to a funeral 2 morro... Any idea's on how to cope with all the grieving rellies?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Tough one...i hate funerals. Just mumble something and nod sympathetically when they're talking, and try not to laugh at the song they play...i was at a cremation and "When Smoke Gets In Your Eyes" started playing. The guy had a wicked sense of humour, but it was even funnier because the older people there didnt really get the joke.
Posted by Burgaz
Well it's one of the missus rellies so i'm not too emotional about it my self but he was some sort of war hero so... It's gonna be old was stories and stuff.
Posted by kimcheeboi
might as well invite scotsboyuk
Posted by methylated_spirit
Ah well, sorted! Just listen, and nod and smile a bit, should be okay. Go "Really?!?" with a look of (slight) disbelief to show your paying attention every now and then.
Posted by Burgaz
Kim dude! Nice one! On the ball as always!
Posted by kimcheeboi
yip its 2 o clock and i just woke up...
feelin' in a witty mood, what should i do?
Posted by Burgaz
Dunno.... I still feel shit!
Iron Bru is hard to get hold of in these parts...
Posted by methylated_spirit
It would be... try lookinmg for Irn-Bru...
Posted by kimcheeboi
ever had ting?
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
3 days with no posts in here, whats going on?!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Ive solved everyones current problems. Yes, im that good.
If you have any new woes and quandries, inm here to help.
Posted by *Jojo*
@meth's - Here's a more DELICATE one mate . . . How do you KILL a GAY who SPEAKS so much, mostly NONSENSE things and CRITICIZES endlessly . . .
The problem here is WE oftenly MEET online 
I want to do it without LEAVING a TRACE at that! Can my webcam do it as my WEAPON, or should I use Weapons of Mass Destruction to ELIMINATE her TRIBE in just ONE go Thanks!
Posted by methylated_spirit
er... give me a minute...
Posted by methylated_spirit
Sorry for the delay, im at work
You cant kill someone with a webcam. However, you CAN view them and record what you see without their knowledge, through their webcam. This can be used as blackmail, to ensure they dont annoy you or antagonise you. Also good for extorting cash.
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Posted by *Jojo*
@meth's - So I just cannot get RID of that *&^%^ gay after all huh? Extort MONEY? For What?
Posted by kimcheeboi
so you can hire a hitman!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Or buy a gun and kill the GAY yourself!
Posted by *Jojo*
That will be BLOODY
I guess I'll just send some VIRUS to her email address, so I'll not be able to chat with her anymore . . . somewhere 
!
Posted by kimcheeboi
I have an idea; its called smallpox!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Send them Tampax through the post!
Posted by kimcheeboi
Staph spp. and TSS sounds like a plan!
Posted by methylated_spirit
oops i meant Anthrax
Posted by kimcheeboi
or you can grow botulism in a can, then make them green bean casserole for dinner!
Oops, what a tragic accident!
Posted by methylated_spirit
What with the target being a GAY, maybe tampax would kill them quicker
Posted by kimcheeboi
What do GAYS have to do with Tampax?
maybe if they have food poisioning?
Posted by *Jojo*
@kimcheeboi & @meth's -SMALLPOX in a TAMPAX, yup it's appropriate - actually my FIEND is a GIRL (sometimes a GAY at that) . . . Thanks. But I guess I'll just go with Jungle Bolo Knife, almost similar with that of -Rambo's!
Posted by kimcheeboi
no i suggest a Bowie knife, if you are to use a knife
do you know how to throw knives, my any chance? Much more like using a GUN, without the powder signatures!
Posted by methylated_spirit
As eminem once said "put anthrax on that tampax and slap you 'til you cant stand"
Posted by methylated_spirit
Okay peeps, the doctor will see you now!
Posted by kimcheeboi
Another anonymous PM here:
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Can you proffer me some advises on how to get numbers here . . .! 
Posted by methylated_spirit
Well mystery man, all the info you need is located here, in lonely hearts!
http://www.esato.com/board/viewtopic.php?topic=70555
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Posted by Burgaz
I have never been as bored with a phone as i am with my k700... Should i get a V3 on upgrade...?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Yes, its a good phone, but make sure you are not getting bumped with a poor deal, try to get as good a price as possible.
Posted by Burgaz
49.99 apparently... Doesn't sound too bad to me...