Posted by methylated_spirit
Govigov u wan na ride ur cousin u sick bitch cock sooker im horsed u ass holess
Posted by Lynx69
omg u n ur cousin got it on...you make me sick..dats just nasty...dats f**kin dutty.
Posted by *Jojo*
OK guys . . . let's go easy with @govigov here, maybe he's just joking 'bout that issue mates . . .
@govigov - Please expound further dude . . .
@meth's - Answer please . . . what gift
Posted by govigov
man... you guys.. dont insult me anymore ok???? pls kim.. spare me... i beg you....
Posted by kimcheeboi
please don't talk about having sex with your cousin, ok?
Posted by govigov
ok... phew!! thanks.....
Posted by *Jojo*
@govigov - Can you post some image of you and your lady cousin here mate? To see if you are really look-alike
!
Posted by Lynx69
Yeah, JNs right I didnt think i would ever say them words
only jokin
Posted by *Jojo*
because I am quite wonderin' if the girl (cousin
) @govigov is mentioning here is TRULY his . . . girl 
!
Posted by blackspot
Hi guys. If you're finished with @govigov's problem, I'd like some tips on how to graceously get rid of overstaying relatives? Thanks.
Posted by kimcheeboi
bring a girl over for the night (make sure shes freaky!) and i'm sure the sounds would scare them off
Posted by blackspot
I don't want to get rid of everyone else, just the overstaying relatives.
Posted by methylated_spirit
graciously? Why? If ou dont like them, why be nice? They might come back. Throw potatoes at them while screaming The Cheeky Girl's seminal classic "Touch my bum" and they will leave. I garuntee it.
Posted by kimcheeboi
meths you must love your relatives
Posted by blackspot
I might just visit their place and need a place to stay for free so they will come in handy.
Besides I don't hate them, I just don't like them staying in for more than 2 weeks now.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Well im afraid theres not much to do, they were invited for a set time, just grin and bear it.
Posted by *Jojo*
@blackspot - Yes! I agree . . . here mate! That has been a perennial problem for us Filipinos, as part of our tradition I guess? That relatives tend to overstay when vacationing in our turf . . . I do remember an instance where I have to SLEEP inside the toilet (toilet seat - my throne) . . .as I was force to vacate my private sanctum (room), just to make way for their comfort! One good and tested advise here is to turn of the MAIN power switch in the circuit breaker for 3 days, saying that you FAILED to pay the power/electric charges . . . and use some ALL SAINT's Day candles in the dining area . . . that might just make them decide to evacuate . . . otherwise!
[ This Message was edited by: JN on 2004-11-08 12:25 ]
Posted by methylated_spirit
I've got a family staying with me just now, they leave tomorrow but to be honest i wish they could stay longer, they are really nice.
Posted by plasmadog
meths.. do u use decorative soap in the bathroom when the folks come visiting?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Whats soap?
Posted by blackspot
@JN, I don't know if you're joking about moving in to the bathroom just to accomodate your relatives, but it really made me
Good suggestion too, I'll consider that, thanks.
Posted by *Jojo*
It really happened ONCE, as my Dad manage to sleep in the car, as it is already FULL - with my siblings. No choice, good thing that my toilet is half the size of my room - so I manage to sleep on the bowl's carpet . . . and I manage to transfer a TV/DVD player from our guest room! The advise I am giving you here did not materialise with that of my friend's problemo - as their RICH house guest, decided to RENT (for a week) a Kubota generator which produces 10K watts of electricity!
Posted by methylated_spirit
I have a solution: Why dont you and go and stay at their house, while they are at yours? Splendid.
Next!
Posted by methylated_spirit
I went off roading for the first time, and had an awesome time. Now im torn between that and my first love, (old) minis. I cant afford to run a mini, a 4x4, and a house, so what do i do? I can just about afford 2 of the three, but not all 3. Help!
Posted by kimcheeboi
you don't need a 4x4, you can drive a big truck around and go off-roading with that
I love minis myself so I think we'll have to stick with the minis if push comes to shove
Posted by blackspot
get rid of the house
Posted by kimcheeboi
after careful deliberation, i've come to the conclusion that you should dump the 4x4 and the mini, and buy a house and save for your kids' college eduactions
Posted by methylated_spirit
Dont be so fcuking stupid, kim
Im torn between minis and 4x4's! But, my mother has a mitsubishi pajero all kitted out for off roading, she says i can use that. Minis it is!
Posted by kimcheeboi
oooo how dare you insult me like that, you twunt
I need some advice here: the hoidays are coming around--should i find a girl right now and enjoy the holidays with her, or should i wait till january 1st so i can save some money?
Posted by methylated_spirit
I would wait, spend some money on yourself. Sure, you wont be getting your "hole" but you will be able to treat yourself to something nice.
Posted by kimcheeboi
how do i get the 'whole' then, without spending the money?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Go for older girls, they seem to like you anyway. Spend the money on beer and cherrybombs, and go have some fun!
Posted by kimcheeboi
oooo beer and cherry bombs! Can i mix the two?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Your farts would be incredible.
Posted by kimcheeboi
another question for meths: how do i prevent exploding hershey squirts?
Posted by methylated_spirit
I dont know what a hershey is...expound on the matter.
Posted by kimcheeboi
chocolate syrup
Posted by methylated_spirit
And why is it exploding? Dont overheat it, for starters. Secondly, stop using it as an anal lubricant. Thirdly, chocolate is bad for you, eat an apple next time you fancy a snack.
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[ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2004-11-11 11:59 ]
Posted by *Jojo*
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Posted by methylated_spirit
The certificate is a real work of art jojo
Posted by kimcheeboi
I have another problem here-some ugly girl in class likes me! What do i do?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Do her anyway, ugly girls need rides too.
Posted by kimcheeboi
too late!
I need advice on how to get rid of her now!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Break it to her gently, you were only after a bit of fun, you're not looking for a permanent relationship, its not her, its you, blah blah blah
Or tell her she's a whore and you were only seeing how far she would go.
Posted by kimcheeboi
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