Posted by methylated_spirit
Its good to be us.
Posted by RichLok
Dear Mince and Meth,
I am writing to you to ask for help in regards to my country electing a moron for a president. I know that the other candidate was not that well qualified too but anyone could have been a better president than him. Please help me on how can I bear with having this 'person' as a president for the next for years and still live in this country since I cannot afford to relocate at this time. Thanx!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Well, simple answer. Mob mentality...you cant escape it, or gight the mob. So dont bother. Either let the idiotsdestroy themselves without saying a word (impossible) or move somewhere that has the same values as you, be it a state that did not vote for Bush, or another Country. Middle East dont like Bush, but i would advise against that as Bush is bombing the crap outta them. There will be problems wherever you go, but New Zealand seems to be a very nice place, so nice my sister moved there, she says its very nice, and, you never hear of NZ wanting to invade anyone who doesnt share their views on life, it doesnt stir trouble. Hmmm i've just convinced myself where im gonna go, how about you? Of course theres Canada, but being American i know you'll scoff at the very suggestion. Nice place, but NZ wins my vote.
Posted by kimcheeboi
I can lick my eyebrows :-D. Nah, just my nose :-)
Posted by RichLok
Actually, I'm not one of THOSE Americans. I respect Canada like I would respect any other country. My state voted for Kerry but like it's going to matter now. Like I stated in some other thread, wouldn't mind Japan but God is it so expensive to live there. Hmm..
Posted by *Jojo*
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@meth's - Yeah . . . After I've renewed my contract here at Esato (bet with @axxxr) . . . maybe YES! As in the recent past I have taken you guys ALL for GRANTED as I depise my actions back there - I'm sorry! I really thought that my PRETTY FACE can just take any girl I really wanted, specially taken ones, but I was really wrong here . . . Maybe I will take more time talking to you guys here than going to the mall and se HER - in "FUTILITY"
! Thanks again DYNAMIC DODOS + @kimcheeboi!
@scorpion king kong 1982 - Well, I've just DONE all your suggestions in the past, specially the masterb*a*e thing, that's why I am already losing some of my 'crown' hair here . . . But, not anymore as I tend to become more 'naive/inutile' when I am losing my oysters mate! Better stock more of them as will be needed here in the Discussion Forum! Many thanks too dude! I like you're being so CANDID!
Posted by kimcheeboi
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
lol no problem jojo. Ive had my heart broken recently so Im in the "I hate women" stage at the moment hence my candidness
In all honesty I wouldnt follow my own advice, its shit lol.
I'm fooking useless when it comes to women, Im resigned to ordering one of them real life dolls off the net
Posted by kimcheeboi
My friends older sister wants me to go to her homecoming -- what do you make of the situation?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Sounds like an opportunity to get your willy wet if you ask me.
Posted by kimcheeboi
Too bad she's 4 years older than me :xx
Posted by methylated_spirit
So?
Posted by kimcheeboi
;-)
Posted by methylated_spirit
She clearly wants to knock boots if shes inviting you to parties...I can almost read Ayush's pms to you...
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Posted by kimcheeboi
I can imagine all the pm's too... :roll:
Posted by blackspot
go for it @kimcheeman! as mince would say "go with the flow"
Posted by *Jojo*
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'bout those life-size dolls mate . . . are they selling brand new ones
Or mostly have been used by Black Americans? As I want to experience v*rg*n ones even in dolls, as I cannot get one in human ladies nowadays !
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
http://www.realdoll.com/
check it out mate, they make em just for you, to your spec!
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Posted by methylated_spirit
jojo, dont proceed down that route, just lower your standards and get the real thing
Posted by kimcheeboi
@JN - if I can do it, you can too! don't resort to dolls here; it doesnt count as losing your virginity!
Posted by methylated_spirit
No they are sophisticated masturbation.
Posted by kimcheeboi
yeah thats some 7000 dollars to basturbate!
i'd rather pay the down on a new car and impress a lady with it!
Posted by methylated_spirit
I just use my winning personality, im a cheapskate.
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
7000 is cheap for a woman. think of all the shit u spend for the real ones, cost more over the years than any doll
There was a feature in maxim this month where they took one them dolls round london, took it for dinner and shit like that lol.
Just so ya know I dont need a doll personally, I got women queueing up for some of my loving
Posted by kimcheeboi
but jn could sure use one!
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
for real brother
its sad ya know that doll in the pic I posted actually looks nicer than some of the girls I been out with lol
Posted by methylated_spirit
Yeah, me too
Posted by kimcheeboi
Lol! Stop making me feel bad!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Harrumph. Okay, fireworks quandry. Im bushed after a hard day at work, do i got to the fireworks with 4 screaming brats and one very fit bitch, or do i stay at home and put my feet up cos shes staying at my house until Tuesday anyway.
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
Who exactly are the aforementioned people??
Posted by methylated_spirit
a family my mum knows, they staying with us for a week. ma and pa, fit older daughter, 2 screaming brat boys. The other 2 screaming brats are my nephew and wee cousin.
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Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
fudge thats a right choice! Any signs you might be in? You could always sneek off halfway through?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Well we sat up until half 2 this morning eating pizza and watching the music channels...i reckon thats a sign.
Posted by kimcheeboi
always good!
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
yeah a sign she likes pizza and watching music channels
just joshin mate. you could always see if she fancied going out somewhere just with you or stayin at home with ya instead of going out?
Posted by kimcheeboi
naw meths was too drunk on wine!
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
Posted by kimcheeboi
@all- i've got quite a dilemma here!
For some friggin reason i'm only been capable of getting older girls!
I mean its cool and all but it gets pretty damn annoying espeically when youre lookin for the young'ins, ya know?
Now HOW THE HELL DO I CORRECT THIS PROBELM?!?!!?
Posted by plasmadog
kim.. dress up like one of em n*sync guys!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Well...sat up again all night, got me some ACTIONES, hombres!
Posted by kimcheeboi
answer my question, dammit!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Okay, my impatient korean/american hybrid. Or are you all korean as your renouncing your u.s. citizenship? Anyway:
You seem like a nice person, too nice. Older chicks want you, to "mother" you, you "could get a meal at anyones door" as they say in these parts. Not a lot wrong with that, if you like home cooked meals and saggy vaginas. To attract younger girls (not too young i hope) you just need to act cool an tok like dis cos its street, nah meen?
Posted by kimcheeboi
i is woking on toking lik dis but its really make my look lik an ass-warrior, man
Posted by methylated_spirit
nah, u need to do it street, know what am sayin?
Posted by kimcheeboi
tokin lik dis aint gona do jak shite fo me, foo!
Posted by methylated_spirit
No, not like BA Baracus, you need to be down widdit.
Posted by kimcheeboi
hey everybody i'm becoming P.I.M.P.!
Posted by *Jojo*
@meth's - How come looks like this thread is becoming more of your SHOW
Where's @mince's contribution - lately . . .?
Here's one, what to give a complete total nice lady this Christmas? Please, answer me 'DECENTLY' here OK? Many thanks!
Posted by govigov
i got a problem with a certain mr.kim... he is writing every where that i am an incest boy......
Posted by kimcheeboi
govigov, you are!