Posted by methylated_spirit
He sure is relaxed, anyway
Posted by methylated_spirit
Any more troubles and woes for us to cleanse from your souls?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Oh come on, nobody's perfect!
Posted by govigov
i got a problem.... now my old cousin wants me to format her computer tmrw... i am thinking
what is install a key logger in her system... and then find her password then send a detailed confession thru her mailbox to her fiancee, the bloody bastard tellin him the details of her old affairs and her sexual experiences...(which of course i make up in my mind + help with kimchee) what do you say?
Posted by kimcheeboi
incest affair stories i cannot help you with, pal.
Posted by plasmadog
govigov... ur evil man!!!
but... i think it's better to let bygones be bygones..!!
Posted by methylated_spirit
govigov, whats the point? Really, in the long run. I think its you someone should talk to, not your cousins fiancee! You fancy your cousin, who is getting married, and now you want to stalk her via computer? I think you need to take a long hard look at yourself.
Posted by kimcheeboi
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Relax!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Relax, it goes in easier
Posted by *Jojo*
@govigov - If your 'cousin' . . . looks like: Heather Graham, Phoebe Cates, Salma Hayek, Bobbi Eden, Carmen Luvana, Deidre Holland and Wonder Woman
. . . then by all means 'hack her computer' mate . . . I'm with you here, as it's just worth the trip being with your cousin!
Posted by blackspot
@govigov, c'mon, don't you know any other women? don't get me wrong, but, why do you insist on this unhealthy relationship? in-breeding causes a large percentage of abnormal babies being born, that should scare you!
Posted by *Jojo*
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Eheeeeem here . . . How 'bout falling in love with your sister's sibling mate
So what's the status @blackspot, stilll cannot remove in your mind the older one 
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Posted by blackspot
@JN, I'd be one of my sister's sibling.
Thanks for asking. We're still cool with my GF's sister. I tried to slowly put some distance as most of you suggested, but tried to make it not too obvious, which is really difficult. Well, it's better to be safe than sorry, right?
Posted by plasmadog
blackspot... way to go man!!!
Posted by blackspot
Thanks. It's a very slow process though, but I think I'll get over it.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Ok i've got a problem. I have been playing GTA: San Andreas for 27 hours solid, and i am totally addicted. What a great game. But im stuck! I've spent the last 2 hours trying one mission and i cant do it! I went and made some tea, and when i came back, i noticed what i'd done...my living room is awash with takeaway and pizza boxes, crushed cans, and some unusual staining. Im hoping its from a can, i hope i wasnt that engrossed in the game. Now, the trouble is, i should get some sleep, but im going to a 21st birthday party tonight. Now, its a close friend, and i am tired, BUT i want to do neither...i just want to get passed this damn mission! Its just like Championship Manager all over again...i wasted thousands of hours (and still do) on that game, and im heading the same way with GTA: SA. What do i do?
Posted by scotsboyuk
@meths
Perhaps a little scotch advice is needed once again. The solution to your problem is in fact rather simple; take a television and your PS2 with you to the party. That way you can play your game and celebrate your friend's birthday.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Well, we are going out in the entertainment capital known as "Ayr" before we go to the party, i could just make fat Alan carry it all night for me. Good idea!
Posted by *Jojo*
@meth's - Better skip that 21st Birthday, if it's a boy, but if it's a BABE, go be there in a jiffy mate! To focus more on that game you are mastering, better stay away from Esato for a while
, so as to have some peace of mind too pal Once mastered, then log-on on this site as I am very sure that you have piles of posts (asking for your advise) to respond too - cramming time again!
Posted by govigov
@meth get drunk and try the mission again....
Posted by plasmadog
or smoke a joint.... for best results.
kim's on vacation again? where's he?
Posted by kimcheeboi
I'm 400 miles from home, flying back tonight
Posted by 50Cent
where u be?
Posted by kimcheeboi
Northern cali
Posted by methylated_spirit
Went to bed at 5 this morning after night out, back up at 7.30am playing this great game, just switched it off, havent moved all day... damn, work tomorrow!
Posted by *Jojo*
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@meth's - You've been playing this game for hours and - YOU HAVEN'T MOVED ALL DAY
! What game are you playing - "Statue Dance 2004" . . .
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
meths ive been exactly the same but with Burnout 3, fooking awesome game!
Gotta bastard work now though, gets in the way of the serious stuff in life dont it
Posted by plasmadog
i'm not joking.. but this one time i played solitare for like 6 hrs straight!!!
some games are way too addictive....
meths.. how'd the party go dude??
Posted by 50Cent
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i assume GTA san andreas.
I cant put the thing down!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Its absolutely jammin'
I hate Zero's missions, they are so crap and badly thought out! And the flight school, which im doing just now, sucks big time, the planes are absolute bitches to control.
Posted by kimcheeboi
mince, meths--how are we to cure ourselves of this addiction?! :cryl;
Posted by blackspot
here's a definite cure for any kind of addiction:
Posted by methylated_spirit
Indeed blackspot, it has cured my of my posting pics of rankie Howerd addiction. And my sex drive.
Posted by kimcheeboi
@mince and meths-
after this Bush victory, i don't want to live in the USA anymore!
Where should I move to? I want somewhere where the sex is plen tiful, the booze is cheap, and where there's no republicans!
(wait, that would be the mythological heaven!)
Posted by methylated_spirit
Scotland! Fits the bill ideally, Glasgow is a true multicultural city, and Edinburgh is beautiful. Both have a seedy underbelly, but being not local, you wont encounter or hear any of it so you should be jammin'
Posted by kimcheeboi
but i'll encounter you and mince!
i think i'll pass... next!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Im buyingh my own house soon, you can rent a room!
Posted by kimcheeboi
next summer: kimcheeboi's gonna go to the uk and norway!
Posted by 50Cent
UK
Posted by kimcheeboi
yes yes thank you thank you!
@mince and meths-
sorry to be so political but i just gotta!
i need one word or phrase to describe bush, what's the best one you can think of?
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
Incompetent
Posted by kimcheeboi
excellent!
no, i didnt mean 'incompetent' but excellent as in 'bush is excellent!'
Posted by methylated_spirit
Corrosively stupid?
Dangerously feeble-minded?
Spastic?
Infuriatingly dense?
Powercrazed loon?
Evil bigot?
Retarded?
Yokel given too much responsibility by an uncaring, ill educated mob?
Out of his depth?
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Posted by *Jojo*
How 'bout a plain and simple . . . BUSINESSMAN!
@meth's - How to get rid of LONLINESS & DEPRESSION
Explanation in a more profound perspective - OK? Thanks!
Posted by methylated_spirit
What to do, jojo, is have a good time with all your pals here in Esato!
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
jojo just hand around with your mates more! Ignore all women as they are the route of all evil (unless THEY come to YOU for meaningless, and great, sex obviously). Spend money like theres no tomorrow and buy all the shit you ever wanted. listen to good music, masterbate often and eat whatever the hell u want.
This is how I live my life. super smashing great!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Hey...are we twins?
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
quite possobly mate! are u immensly good looking, have loads of money, drive a sports car, can satisfy any woman in bed for hours on end and are completely modest and down to earth about it all?
If so my friend then yes we are twins
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Posted by methylated_spirit
Whoo yeah...and im hung like a Clydesdale Horse!
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
well that goes without sayin really dont it mate, guys of our calibre obviously have immense members