Posted by Leks
I just had to take the 700th post
Posted by kimcheeboi
the kimchee psychologist says you need attention
(j/k)
Posted by methylated_spirit
Damn thats good advice, mince. blackspot, mince right! do that!
Posted by RichLok
Send the sister over here.. I'll take care of her and solve your problems
Posted by methylated_spirit
Join the queue, mate......
Posted by RichLok
(Takes a number).. Ok!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Hope you like sloppy seconds...
Any more problems for the woe wizard??? (me)
Posted by RichLok
3 Rubbers on and I'll fine. j/k.. I take sloppy seconds from NO ONE!!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Dont like stirring another mans porridge, eh?
Posted by RichLok
umm nope...
Posted by methylated_spirit
its an expression....
Posted by RichLok
I know... too graphic..
Posted by methylated_spirit
Its like a bulldog eating mayonaisse....
Posted by RichLok
Posted by blackspot
Your suggestions surprisingly has brought me to a different level of thinking. Sadly though, it's not that easy to avoid my GF's sister aside from the fact that it will only bring suspicion, I mean they're living in the same house. Also, sorry, I can't give you email addresses, etc, that's too diabolical IMO.
Taking into consideration what you all said, I need to find a way to keep our relationships without violating my GF's trust. Draw a line where there should be, and as @mince indicated, our relationship with her sister might come handy if and/or when i split up in good faith with my GF.
Here's one that happened this morning when I went by my GF's house. Her sister was in the living room when I entered listening to their stereo playing Hoobastank's "The Reason" in a really good mood, lip syncing "a reason to start over new, and the reason is you!" while pointing at me. How would you guys react to that?
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resistance is futile.
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Posted by *Jojo*
@blackspot - Looks like the older sister is deeply in love with you now mate
. . . Looks like more problem to tackle here as the day passes by !
Posted by kimcheeboi
@meths_
Posted by govigov
@all
you must not have forgotten my case.... of falling for my cousin... i am just informing that her marriage is about to be fixed this sundat BOOHOOHOO *wail*
Posted by kimcheeboi
well you could always try stirring his porridge, as meths so wisely put it
Posted by methylated_spirit
Sink the link!
Posted by Sir-SonyEricsson-man
i'm not meant to be for girls
Posted by methylated_spirit
@govigov: my advice for you is, stop being such a dirty pervert.
Next problem please...
Posted by kimcheeboi
straight out!
Posted by methylated_spirit
OK guys, im addicted to posting pics of frankie howerd now, what do i do?
Posted by Lynx69
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Announce you undying love of frankie howard to the world
Posted by methylated_spirit
I dont fancy him or anything, and hes dead anyway. Shagged someone (female) that looks a bit like him...
Posted by kimcheeboi
i guess its like the birth of a new fetish for you
Posted by methylated_spirit
oo-er missus! shut yer face!
Posted by kimcheeboi
i need some advises here - mates . . .!
meths is falling for frankie howard look-alikes! what shall we doooo?
Posted by Burgaz
I wanna see a photo of the bird(woman) that looks like frankie howard!!
Posted by Sir-SonyEricsson-man
Posted by kimcheeboi
hes been posting her pic all over the place!
mince, help!
Posted by blackspot
Eat your heart out!
Posted by kimcheeboi
i am afraid for methylated_wino!
Posted by methylated_spirit
No thats not her, she was fat
Posted by methylated_spirit
Superb!!!
Posted by govigov
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how can you shag a female?? i am very much interested...
Posted by mince-inside
Lower you standards - something will crop up
Posted by methylated_spirit
Well, what happens is, when you get sexually aroused, you get a thing called an erection. You stick this into a lady's genitalia (with permission) then spend a minute or 2 groaning and grabbing her boobies. Then you fall asleep.
Posted by methylated_spirit
I've just had a pm for help from a member, i won't mention his (or her) name, to preserve their dignity, i will call them (in light of recent conversations) Frankie.
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The pm:
What ho, old boy, im in a bit of a tizzy, couldnt take a gander at the situation, could you? Well, the trouble seems to be this. Whenever i start taking an interest in a subject, posts from the other members seem to drop orf in a rather worrying manner. Its chipper for the first while, but when i start to enthuse on the subject, well, everyone starts typing some rather unusual gibberish, as i recall it goes something like this:
waffle waffle waffle waffle pontificate pontificate pontificate BORED!!!
Now, what with you knowing the lay of the land in the tricky political minefield that is the garbage thread, i was wondering if you couldnt be so generous as to perhaps shed some light on what these runes mean? Anyhoo, im off for tea and crumpets with Ginger and Fizz. Ciao for Now, Frankie.
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Well Frankie, thats a good question. Waffle is not, as our fine friends from across the pond call it, a tasty breakfast similar to pancakes, perhaps the nearest translation we have is "pish". And when they type the word "pontificate", it is a gentle, friendly jibe, in which they are inferring that you should "shut your hole" for a little while. Perhaps you are being over-enthusiastic in your approach, to be fair, you dont half hit a subject with gusto. Perhaps they welcome this, however, your exhuberance is starting to grate a little, after all too much of a good thing can become tiring. For exmaple, bouncy castles. Brilliant fun! But could you be bothered with the same bouncy castle, day after day after day? Of course not. Sometimes you need to get off and have a rest. Have a nice day, old boy. And give Mrs Miggins a cheery wave for me next time you pop into her pie shop!
Any more problems?
Posted by kimcheeboi
@blackspot-ROFLMAO!!!!
govigov-try not being yourself
Posted by Burgaz
She's a hotty!
[ This Message was edited by: Burgaz on 2004-10-26 04:51 ]
Posted by kimcheeboi
@the dynamic-dodos
what do you think about perverts with their cell phone cameras?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Well, kim, they are clearly grubby little losers. I dont blame the manufacturers, it is good technology that has applications innumerable, but as usual, their hard work has been abused by the masses.
Posted by kimcheeboi
and how was frankie howard?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Gentle.
Posted by scotsboyuk
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@Regular Advice Seekers
As regular readers of this thread will know I am not a regular contributor to it, however, as this problem is so difficult I have been asked to step.
@Frankie
I see two possibilities here;
1.) You need to increase the number of posts you make and fill them all with bland, mono-syllabic answers that are straight to the point and completely devoid of any form of humour whatsoever, be that sarcasm, irony, satire or anything else. In time you will grow to like posting like a robot, perhaps you may even decide to connect your head to your knees with wiring in a cheap reminisce of the Borg; perhaps you may even marry the toaster. However, you look at it, it's a bright future.
2.) You are in fact posting amazingly interesting posts stuffed to the brim with chuckles, gags, guffaws, chortles and even a few knee slaps. The fact that other members start posting gibberish is because they just can't stop vibrating with mirth at your witty insights. You obviously have a jib who's cut you can be proud of and I think I may be right in saying that you should post more often, perhaps even taking on some staff to help you spread those facial muscle relaxant posts of yours. Enjoy your crumpet and remember to shut that door on your way out.
Good luck Frankie, we know you can do it, we're all counting on you.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Its not always facial muscles that rel;ax when "Frankie" posts...
Posted by mince-inside
@scotsobyuk - don't call us, we'll call you
Posted by scotsboyuk
@mince
I already received the call, hence my invaluable advice.
@meths
Has Frankie gone to Hollywood yet?