Posted by *Jojo*
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@mince - I quite agree here with you mate! As I am getting bolder by the day - until my last piece goes off (my briefs) . . . Seriously, I am inviting her to a lunch next week, looks like it's just fine with her
Our sending of SMS is becoming more 'caring' (fashion) as the days goes by, as we've exchanged more this day, 'bout 15 apiece, from the time I wake her up, till this time, she goes to bed ! I even made a bluff saying that I won't be visiting her (in the shop) till by early next year, her reply was : "Well, Jojo it's all up to you" , and she finally said her good nights at me (sms), in my thinking looks loke she's a bit mad - not seeing me more often here 
. . . She's falling to my trap mate, I'll keep texting here for a week - straight, then put an instant 'halt' - we'll just see what will happen next here 
! I'll keep this thread updated, as to the verdict - win or lose!
@blackspot - In a way you got a point there pal ! It's just that I have this strange feeling that she 'feels' something extraordinary for me and our simple friendship here . . .
!
Posted by methylated_spirit
jojo, just phone her dude...sending loads of text messages could seem a tlittle strange...and maybe she was referring "its up to you" going into the shop, not its up to you to ask her out or anything...
Posted by dw
Nice a ask whatever thread
So heres my question..
What happened to switchbitch and this thread
I really hate it when fun threads are locked before I find them.
oh and do you know the name of this compound:
"A compound formed by the union of cyanogen with an element or radical"
Posted by methylated_spirit
switchbitch got banned for being a twunt, and i craftily seized control of his estate by posting a link to this thread before it got locked.
As for the question, do your own homework, we arent here to help you cheat
Posted by dw
oh oh another question (this was fun)
In what game do you hear a wommen say "cheats enabled"
when you type 'gabbagabbahey'
Posted by methylated_spirit
Good one, i will need to consult my archives, i will get back to you on that one.
Posted by dw
methylated_spirit actually only question I didn't know the answer for this far is about switchbitch the other ones is just to test you hehe
about the compounds name that one is easy it's: cyanide
Posted by methylated_spirit
I knew that but i thought you were trying to cheat doing your homework
Posted by dw
Nah no more homework for me, I been working the last 10 years.
So right now I'm at work being bored waiting for my GF to get here
and then going home for the weekend.
But posting questions here is a good thing right?
I mean it keeps the thread going, and ppl reading it might actually
learn something hehe
Posted by methylated_spirit
Yes, any problem under the sun is ably sorted out here by th multi-talented super advisors mince'n'meths!
However it should be pointed out, romance questions are not applicable here, for your your lovin' queries, you should visit my Lonely Hearts thread, located here:
http://www.esato.com/board/viewtopic.php?topic=70555
Have a nice day!
Posted by *Jojo*
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@meth's - Hi mate! . . . Looks like I already gave up on this one dude
. . . I visited her this afternoon in her shop, it was just unfortunate that she's quite busy accomodating her customer . . . afterwhich she approached me with a smile, and asked me "Where have you been?" and I answered back . . . "In a brothel where else" , nope just kidding - what I really answered was "I went in the other mall" . . . then there is just this some piece of paper (receipt) that I was due to get from her, she finds it in her file, I made notice that looks like she misplaced it, if I am a special guy in her heart, she should have kept that receipt either in her wallet or bag, where she can easily have access to, she's very much aware that I am to retrieve it on that time! I even asked her for an early lunch out (my treat), but did not reply at my SMS sent 4 hours prior so she won't be late, again, I asked her for an afternoon snack, but as I have seen her quite busy when I entered her shop, I conditioned myself that my plans will be futile as well 
. . . So when we started conversing, and reminded her of my treat (ing her like a dog ), she said in a sad face, "Maybe some other time Jojo, as I am very busy right now", so I agree, I just cannot force her physically out of the shop as the security guard is just beside us. So, I just told her : "OK, I'll just send you some pizzas here, just receive them once delivered ", she smiled from ear to ear, as if she haven't eaten for a year 
- (joke) ! So, I made a short trip to the Business Center where I have another crush on a girl (much prettier and much younger than me, 10 years my junior mate) . . . Though I haven't talked to her this time, just like a practice in the past! When I am about to buy the pizaas (2 boxes - Family size, with 8-10 slices I guess), I saw this 2 sms on my fone coming from the girl on the shop, and apologizing very much that she wasn't able to entertain me as she was so busy, and asking if I can forgive her on the situation, so I answered back and said: "That's nothing, as it is work related" , and advised her to not leave the premises, as the food is about to arrive in her place, and since the receipt has her name on it, she's the only one who can take it ! After, say 20 mins. she sent me an sms - again, thanking me so much and said: "Jo, that is really too much of you, Thank You and Take Care" referring to the pizzas here . . . Then, after having composed myself and decided to say that I was about to lie-low on my whining with my sms to her, I sent that message, saying that I will be going low at the moment for texting her, and I just find myself abusing the sms that I am sending her, but will still wake her up early in the morning as she won't be late for her work! She just have this 'photo-finish' attitude of waking up late, every morning resulting to arriving at her workplace - almost late! So, for now, I'll just leave the decision to herself, if she still have the guts of calling me, as I will surely not initiate the move anymore - me sick and tired already, resulting to a swollen thumb here (sms) . . . If it's for me then thanks, if not, then - why ! Good thing I made notice of it that I manage (immuned already that's why) to jump out of the sinking ship as early as possible before everything just goes out of hand here . .. just like before - three times !
@meth's & @mince - Did I just do the right move here, I'm just tired of always initiating the move to greet her, she only manage to do the first move when I sent her that 2 cartons of pizza
. . . We've just been like this for the past 'week'
Oh boy, just where are those 'ideal' ladies when you needed them most ?
Many thanks mates!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Posted by methylated_spirit
Yes its the right move, let her make the move for once!
Posted by *Jojo*
@meth's - OK, thanks . . . I'll send her an sms right now asking what ever happened to the pizzas I gave her this afternoon . . .
Just kidding mate . . . I've finally come to my senses here ! ! !
Posted by methylated_spirit
Well your doing better than Ayush in that department - he's still trying!!!!
Posted by Burgaz
My girlfriend is home in one hour from now... What do i do in the mean time?
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Posted by *Jojo*
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Yup! Is @ayush talkin' of a lady human being here mate? Maybe that guy is totally in love with a - female dog, afterall - a Siberian Husky at that?
Posted by methylated_spirit
@Burgaz - If she's been working she'll be in a bad mood and wont put out so i would recommend a hand shandy in preparation for the cold shoulder you will recieve later. Or, Playstation2 if she's in a good mood, saving your rumpy strength for later.
Posted by Burgaz
Umm... Sold me ps2(to fuel her drug habit)... So i guess i'll just go sit on the bog and play wit my GBA...
Posted by mince-inside
@Burgaz - 'flog on' and if you're are lucky with your lass tonight you'll have the staying power of a steam train
Posted by Burgaz
Right-oh! Thanks, again....
Posted by methylated_spirit
You could go for a walk...
Posted by Burgaz
Bit bloody late now... And it's feckin raining!
Posted by *Jojo*
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@burgaz - Good mate ! That's just what we call here . . . 'bed' weather
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Posted by plasmadog
mince/ meths...
very straightforward question!!... i'm curious, about license plates on cars in the uk.
what's an M plate or an E plate all about? why's it so confusing?any resources on that?
thanks.. as always!!
Posted by Burgaz
Sorry drunk....
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Posted by Rookwise
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The first letter of a licence plate refers to the year a car was first registered. This is for vehicles made from 1982 onwards starting with A. Vehicles made before 1982 had the year of first registration letter at the end of the plate (eg my old Mini was CLA 38Y. Y being the year of registration which is Aug 1981- Aug 1982). Newer vehicles have a number to show what their year of registration was (eg, DL52 LBX. 52 meaning it was registered in 2002)
Posted by mince-inside
Hi @plas (cheers Staz womble) heres the best cut and paste I could find:
Registration Formats
The first registration marks were made up of one letter with one number, the first (A1) being issued by London County Council in 1903. Later formats were comprised of two letters and four numbers. These series were replaced as and when they were exhausted. So, whilst the Liverpool series KA lasted for only two years between 1925 and 1927, the series SJ was still being issued by Bute Council in 1963.
By the mid 1930s, the two letter/four number series of registration marks were exhausted in some areas, and new three letter/three number series were introduced. AAA 1 was issued (by Hampshire County Council) in 1934 through to AAA 999 and the commencement of the BAA series in 1936. This process continued until the mid 1950s when marks were reversed to three numbers/three letters.
Between 1963 and 1965 councils began to issue "suffix" registration marks - three letter/three numbers and a year suffix. The registration year ran from 1 January - 31 December until 1967, when the suffix change was moved to 1 August.
Centralised Registration
By the 1960s the licensing and registration system was beginning to show signs of strain and breakdown, mainly due to the ever growing numbers of vehicles and the increasing mobility of their keepers.
When vehicles were sold, or keepers moved house, logbook details had to be transferred from one area to another. Also it was far too easy for a disqualified driver to apply for a new licence by making a false declaration to another area. The system could not cope with the millions of documents passing backwards and forwards. In 1965 the Government decided that a new system should be administered centrally, with automatic data processing. It was decided that the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Centre should be situated in Swansea, supported by 81 Local Vehicle Licensing Offices.
The Centre is responsible for maintaining the central vehicle record, issuing registration documents and licensing reminders, paying vehicle excise duty refunds and enforcing payment of vehicle excise duty. It also supplies vehicle registration details to the police and ensures that the Police National Computer is updated promptly.
The Local Office network is responsible for the registration of new and imported vehicles; and the issue of vehicle licences to those vehicles not dealt with by Post Offices. Applications must be accompanied by certificates of insurance and, where appropriate MOT certificates. The offices also carry out local enforcement work and various other services - including vehicle export licensing arrangements, trade registration plates and cherished transfers.
Gradually, the number of local offices needed to support the centralised function has reduced. By 1985, the network had been reduced to 53 offices, partly due to the 3,000 Post Offices authorised to undertake vehicle licensing work (95% of all vehicle licence applications are now handled by the Post Office). To reflect the different character of their work, local offices are now known as DVLA Local Office. The introduction of automated first registration and licensing procedures has facilitated a further reduction in the size of the network, to 40 offices in 1997.
Registration Developments Since Centralisation
Number Plates - In 1973 the appearance of registration plates was changed for the first time since 1903. From 1 January, vehicles were required to have reflective number plates - black on white at the front and black on yellow at the back. Reflective plates were introduced so that unlit vehicles could be seen more easily at night. The regulations also provided for the size, shape and character of registration marks.
The conversion of vehicle records - In 1974 DVLC began registering and licensing all new vehicles and also began converting the old style log book (VE60) registered vehicles onto the computer, a process which continued until 1983. By then, the Department was facing grave problems associated with the forgery of old style log books and fraudulent claims to attractive registration marks. The solution lay in calling a halt to the continuing registration of old vehicles under their original mark.
The closure of the vehicle record - A major publicity campaign was launched regarding these intentions, which included advertisements in the national newspapers. Reports also appeared in specialist magazines and information was also circulated to all known vintage vehicle clubs and societies. To be able to retain an original mark registration had to be effected by 30 November 1983. More than 200,000 motorists took advantage of this opportunity. After the closure of the record vehicles were only able to reclaim their original registration marks if they could show that they were rare or in some way historically significant.
Suffix registrations - 1983 also saw the completion of the suffix format of registration marks. After extensive consultation, it was decided that there should be a simple and straightforward change - a reversal of the suffix format. Prefix registrations, e.g. A123 ABC lasted until 2001.
"Q" marks - At the same time, Q marks were introduced. These are issued to vehicles of indeterminable age, e.g. kit conversion vehicles which are built of major components from more than one donor vehicle, or imported vehicles where the date of first registration cannot be established. Q marks were introduced as a significant step in protecting the used car buyer and they received widespread support from the police and the motor trade.
Non - Transferability - The rules applied to the registration of older vehicles after the closure of the vehicle record in 1983 worked reasonably well. But they were perceived to be working against more common marks, and vehicle enthusiasts felt unable to restore their vehicle's historic authenticity. In 1990, after approaches from representatives of the vehicle enthusiast movement the re - assignment of original marks was allowed, on a "non - transferable" basis. It was considered that non - transferability removes the financial incentive to make bogus claims for numbers. In 1991, non transferability was also applied to " age related" registration marks. These are the marks assigned to older vehicles where the age of the vehicle can be determined and the original mark is not known or is no longer available.
New Style Marks - A brand new format, introduced in late 2001 to replace the now exhausted prefix format. These registrations take the style of two letters, a two digit year identifying number and three suffix letters, amongst which the character 'Z' is now valid.
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Posted by methylated_spirit
Comprehensive...
Posted by kimcheeboi
How do you tell a girl you're not interested? Even though she keeps hinting that she's hungry and wants to see a movie...
I need like a magic key that will instantly make a girl not interested in you
Posted by mince-inside
@kim, easy - hungry and she wants to see a movie....
To chase her off go to see a movie that she'll hate and don't buy any food. Sit in a quite part of the cinema, now suggest she can 'eat' as much as she can! Once you've had enough get the attention of an usher to get her caught in the act. She'll not want to see you much after that, she'll not tell anyone why and it saves you a 'five finger knuckle shuffle' I call it a win win win situation
Posted by kimcheeboi
@uncle mince you are truly wise!
Posted by *Jojo*
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@kimcheeboi - Does this scenario applies to you? If so, you are just one heck of a lucky guy here mate!
@meth's - I am still . . . I guess, in love with that girl, though our sending of text messages is still ongoing till now, we are on our 2nd week to date! I can't just let her go out of my mind (even though I don't have one) . . . She's always there
How can you just forget a girl's face and body who resembles very much like the girl in this image - really looks like her twin sister mate!
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Posted by methylated_spirit
@kimcheeboi - Just tell her you are gay. Its not far from the truth anyway
@jojo: Aye Caramba! She's a real piece of ass, but if she aint interested, nothing will change her mind.
Posted by kimcheeboi
@meths-i told you! I need to protect my reputation!
and what do you mean, not far from the truth?
Posted by *Jojo*
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@meth's - I may not be good doin' my 'miracles' online/via web mate, just give me 5 years here and I'll show you the pic of our future baby
!
Posted by kimcheeboi
good thing i won't be marrying for another 15 years
Posted by *Jojo*
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@kimcheeboi - You should, you'll be 32 by then mate
!
Posted by kimcheeboi
Posted by *Jojo*
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Posted by kimcheeboi
Jn what do you think i should do for the situtaiton that i posted earlier?
Posted by *Jojo*
@kimcheeboi - About what? The girl who wants to go out to a movie with you? Man, you are one heck of a lucky guy here dude . . . if me and @ayush are running after the girls we want, you are just sittin' pretty and the girl is doin' all the talkin'
Give her what she wants, is she ugly or what, never mind the face, maybe she has a 40-24-36 vital stats! If you really really really don't like her, I'll go with @meth's advise that you go cross-dressing mate !
Posted by kimcheeboi
its not that, its just that shes not all that smart
sorry about you and ayush, you can have her
Posted by *Jojo*
@kimcheeboi - In these era of stupidity, you don't just need a brain anymore, go after what's below it mate - enjoy it most
!
Posted by kimcheeboi
but never a relationship with a dumb girl
Posted by *Jojo*
Hmmmm . . . if she's dumb and you're a genius - that will just equate mate, don't you get it?
Posted by kimcheeboi
am i supposed to talk about celebrities and sex and the city over dinner? I don't think so...
Posted by *Jojo*
Hmmm . . . OK, looks like she's really not yuor type mate! Give her my email address and I'll start buying and packing her pens what's her name and address?
Posted by kimcheeboi
Posted by *Jojo*
@kimcheeboi - I'm dead serious here mate
I might plan a trip to California next month!