Posted by Burgaz
You lost me dude?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Okay this is rapidly turning into a drugs thread, if you need drug advice, fine, but guys dont compare notes on where to get a good score! Thats what private messages are for
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990 green bottles hanging on the wall...
[ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2004-10-09 20:49 ]
Posted by Burgaz
It's times like this i wish the was a mooney smiley!
Posted by methylated_spirit
( ! ) Its the best i can do!
Posted by Burgaz
Damn! If only i'd thought of that first....
Posted by methylated_spirit
Call it some advice from M'n'M
Posted by Burgaz
Thanks again then I guess?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Thats what the advice thread is here for! Cooking your dinner and teaching you how to moon on the internet!
Posted by Burgaz
I could always post a pic of me mooning... doubt it would be here long tho...
Posted by methylated_spirit
No, and it would not be welcome neither, i dont need flabby welsh arses on my lovely advice thread!
Posted by Burgaz
Nothing flabby bout my arse(so the missus says)! Thank you very much...
Posted by methylated_spirit
Post a pic of your bony arse in the lonely hearts thread, see how many replies you get then!
Posted by kimcheeboi
good idea! I only posted a few times and i fell into a wonderful gay relationship!
Posted by Burgaz
Hmm.. a risk i'm not gonna take... especially as i'm wearin a pink Tshirt... Have enough problems with this odd gay bloke in work...
Posted by methylated_spirit
Need any advice on it? Tell all!
Posted by mince-inside
Yes @Burgaz we're all ears
Posted by Burgaz
Umm... He's ok really... Keep bumpin into him when i'm out with the missus on a friday night... He's about 42... Long haired biker dude! Got some Yamaha thing(not into bikes). He sat with us the other week down the pub chattin with me and the missus. After about half hour chattin the missus went to the bog! And yup he lent over and tried to kiss me!!!!
Now i don't dislike gays, but i am not one... I just pushed him away and larfed it off. When the missus came back he got all embarassed, made his excuses and left!
I've seen him since and neither of us mentioned it... How do i make sure he doesn't try it again(and for the record i'm alot taller and fitter than him so i'm not scared of him)
Posted by methylated_spirit
Well sailor, I doubt he will try it again seeing as you responded in the negatory to his last advance, but if he does, just tell him u aint interested. And if he does it again, knock the spaccy sewage canoeist into the ground.
Posted by mince-inside
@Burgaz - we that are blessed with good looks are found attractive by all. (It's a tough life we lead) Sadly this means we will get unwanted attention, I handle it by simple taking the poor soul to one side and inform him that I'm not interested in 'batting for his side' and if he tries anything like that again you'll punch a hole through him as if he was a wet paper bag. Works everytime.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Yes, let the Poo Snooker Champion away with it one more time, but after that, its Chocolate Chimney Sweeper bashin' time!
Posted by kimcheeboi
!!!
Posted by methylated_spirit
kim, play us a song mate, any Tenacious D?? tribute.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Hey burgaz, any luck with the missus? did you try any of my brilliant and thoroughly thought out suggestions?
Posted by Burgaz
Shhh... She's sat smokin away right behind me....
Posted by kimcheeboi
hmmm perhaps
Posted by Burgaz
Mince... Nice!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Dammit man im out of beer and im only half-cut, any suggestions?
Posted by mince-inside
Dam @ Burgaz it's a flash game and the link did not work anyway here the video...
http://mfile.akamai.com/1689/[....]oovearmada/ga_icu_wmv_high.asx
Posted by kimcheeboi
take a large mouthful of any hard liquor
always works for me!
Posted by methylated_spirit
I have no beer you dumbass. Never mind it was out of date, so 10 mins and i should be absolutely leggles.
Posted by Burgaz
Posted by mince-inside
@meths - has your folks not got a drink hidden? Pernod etc?
Posted by kimcheeboi
i should mail a bottle of patron to your poor ass
Posted by methylated_spirit
Hey i just found 2 cans of special brew in my cupboard, forgot all about them. Jammin'
Posted by mince-inside
@meths how come you've got out-of-date beer?
Tip: DONT Mix the Special Brew with Sherry - you'll wake up on a park bench with a Collie licking your face tomorrow morning
Posted by kimcheeboi
sweet!
hypnotiq, patron gold and silver, bombay sapphire, grey goose vodka, kalhua, i'm f**king STOCKED!
shit @meths lets get back on topic
Posted by methylated_spirit
This is the house that Funk built, Groove Armada style! this party got it goin' on!
Posted by methylated_spirit
found it in my cupboard.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Any problems needing solving, folks?
Posted by Lynx69
helloooo i dont have a problem but im here so i fort id talk
Posted by methylated_spirit
s'happnin, trigga.
Posted by mince-inside
@meths do change into a Jamican when drunk?
PS It's impossible to tell the difference between a Geordie saying 'beer can' and a Jamican saying 'bacon'
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Posted by methylated_spirit
Jamaica? No, she did it of her own accord.
But i do know that people from Birmingham get handed a wide seventie's neck decoration when they ask for a cup of tea.
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990 green bottles hanging on the wall...
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Posted by Lynx69
Im all gd man and you lot?
Im soooo bored now
Posted by maddav
I have a question for the almighty Mince & Meths, I have a job where i work friday evening, pretty much all of saturday and sunday afternoon, this however is giving me much less time to do my homework, and I beleive that eventually I will see a decline in the quality of my work.
However, this job is necessary, if i wish to live the life of 'luxury': nice clothes, cool gadgets, going out etc.
What should i do? Keep the job, or ditch it?
edit: forgot to mention, I'm 16, and am currently in lower VI Form (AS Levels).
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[ This Message was edited by: maddav on 2004-10-09 23:15 ]
Posted by methylated_spirit
You have your entire life ahead of you for luxuries, knuckle down and work hard so yo ucan afford them in the future. If you dont prioritoze correctly, you will have nothing.
Posted by maddav
Cheers, will do!
I was contemplating this for a good while now, and i just needed a *push*, when I'm done work tomorrow, I'll tell them.
Posted by methylated_spirit
good stuff. But you cant blame me if your life goes pearshaped
Posted by maddav
I won't, but I will blame you when i can't afford to catch the bus to VI Form
Posted by *Jojo*
Here's another one for the dynamic-dodo . . . I, (of course, who else will it be here) planning to go abroad, can you refer any good place or destinations mate? By the way, are both of you from Europe? They say, that Europe's spots are very rich of it's historical past, while US is for the modern ones . . . I'll be gone maybe just for 3 hours of stay on that place . . . Pleeeeeeeease, omit Iraq and Afghanistan, as I am preparing the best for last - I will be spending my New Year's Eve on those places ! Tah tah . . .