Posted by switchbitch
I wrote that quiz.
Bitch.
Posted by Vlammetje
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I have never been dependant on Easto.... what is it? Would I like it?
I do have a rather MAJOR issue with people adding random signs such as @ to my name
Try not to do that or I will have an uncontrollable fit of anger
Posted by mince-inside
Sorry dyslexia rules (it looked OK to me) and I've only just got what you are on about (my mis-spelling)
Are you dependant on Esato? (checking top left of my screen and it looks the same)
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[ This Message was edited by: mince-inside on 2004-09-03 12:06 ]
Posted by methylated_spirit
vlammetje, surely if you are addicted to esato then you are dependant on it?
@switch: I'm thinking, maybe if you can spot a bra size at a glance, maybe you are, in fact, a lady.
Posted by switchbitch
No, i just have a lot of experience with tits. This discussion with you two is furthering my expertise in that field.
Posted by mince-inside
we are crabby today, what's wrong?
Edit: Now this expertise (yet another) is it theory, google or practical?
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[ This Message was edited by: mince-inside on 2004-09-03 13:29 ]
Posted by methylated_spirit
i'm guessing www.flabbygrannyboobs.com
Posted by *Jojo*
@methylated_spirit - I want to heed for some advise dude, can I kill a foreigner just using my web cam + by using the loads of Caribe virus that I have stored in a disk? Many thanks!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Webcam? No. What you have to do, is get their mobile number, then phone them. Then, once they have the phone at their ear, dial **54623678*3523# and their phone will explode. The webcam is only good for spying on ladies.
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Posted by *Jojo*
@methylated_spirit - What are those silly looking numbers for mate? Might charge me by the hundereds of dineros here . . . Hmmm . . . maybe I can bet those numeros in a lottery, and if I win the top prize, I might just hire a foreign assassin ! Nice idea pal . . .
Here's another one, I am torn between two lovers . . . a sexy voluptuous 6'1" blonde babe with a measurement of 40-24-36, and a chihuahua dog (still untouched) . . which will I choose ? The dog will not leave me no matter what, but the babe might just ?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Well, if you go for the dog, wrap it in clingfilm so it doesn't burst. And its got the added bonus of a comedy purple tongue!
Posted by *Jojo*
@methylated_spirit - Hmmm . . . makes sense too!
Here's more . . . My Dad is trying to give me about US$ 10K, to buy me some candies . . . I have a sweet tooth at that ! I really love chocolates specially the 'Godiva' brand I can really eat 3 boxes full in just one sitting, will I take the money, don't you think it's just too much for some candies? The only advise that he gave me is that if ever there will be some change, I should not bother giving it back - to him, or he will never give me the next supply of US$ 20K to buy me a new dog . . . ?
Posted by methylated_spirit
10K as in 10,000 USD? I will need to confer with mince on this one, it needs both our considerable talents! Watch this space.
Posted by *Jojo*
@methylated_spirit - Better hurry up dude as my Dad is about to leave my building in about 3 hours time in his private jet! Just be back later, as I am about to go on sleep . . .
Posted by kimcheeboi
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i'll apply for that job!
36d!
big boobies are flabby!
I fart on big boobs!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Thank you for the application. We will have to take into account your criminal record
but as there are no other applicants...
Mince??
Posted by mince-inside
@jojo: Correct me if I'm wrong but your Dad is going to give you lots of cash to buy some chocolate and he tells you to keep the change?
And your problem is if to take a lot of cash for something so inexpensive?
Posted by kimcheeboi
criminal record?! bah!
i only have a misdemeanor, and that will be gone next march 31st
Posted by *Jojo*
@kimcheeboi & @methylated_spirit :
Posted by kimcheeboi
hey mincy-wincy and uncle meths:
why do i have no friends on esato?
Posted by mince-inside
Re: Locum @meths I'd give it another 24hrs to allow some night owl/time zone peeps to apply.
@kim Thank you for the interest show in the post advertised and we will be in touch.
Posted by kimcheeboi
shall i submit my resume?
Posted by *Jojo*
@mince_inside - Yup! US$ 10K is just too much for candies right? Maybe I'll just buy me around two - 18 wheeler trucks of Godiva chocos then . . . Welll, how 'bout the US$ 20K dog, which is worth the buy, a Rottweiler or a Poodle? My blonde babe might just leave me here anytime, a female poodle might just do as an alternative?
Posted by kimcheeboi
Posted by methylated_spirit
Kim, by resume i take it you mean your curriculum vitae. Splendid idea.
You have no friends on esato because you got banned and nobody wants to be caught hanging around with you in case they get tarred by the same brush
@jojo: A good idea would be to buy a couple of boxes of chocolates, then spunk the rest on beer and hookers. Any donations gratefully recieved for this advice.
Posted by kimcheeboi
do i smell a double meaning again?
lets see:
no job experience.
drunkard every friday night
excellent comprehension of calculus
plays pool for money
have either of you seen a pic of me?
Posted by Lynx69
www.kimcheeboi.textamerica.com
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Posted by kimcheeboi
wow i havent updated that one in a while!
i dont even have time to do shit now that i have school
Posted by methylated_spirit
OK thaks for the C.V., any more applications welcome. We will let you know once a few more applicants have applicantified.
Posted by kimcheeboi
oh yeah:
http://www.esato.com/board/viewtopic.php?topic=55110&start=45
the shining point of my CV
noone requested more pics though
Posted by methylated_spirit
I see. I'm going to the pub to get smashed. Night Night people!
Posted by kimcheeboi
nighty night! i still have s full day's worth of work!
im getting really really bored...
Posted by mince-inside
@jojo What a predicament - not. If your Dad is flying to Europe the bunk a lift to save some money, if not fly into Geneva and go buy as much Lindt Gold as you can carry, then hop on a quick flight to Salzburg and try the Mozart Balls, fly to Brussels for a beer (tastes like Special Brew) then hop on Eurostar to London and try some Cadbury Dairy Milk then it's off home! Any money left over keep it for your vet's bill.
Posted by kimcheeboi
what excellent advice!
Posted by Lynx69
What do you do if a member (not saying any names ^
) threatens you to keep pm spamming him so he can get you banned here and if we dont then he will send us a virus, but he still sends the virus afterwards?
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Posted by kimcheeboi
mebbe you stop making up and PRESTO!
problem solved!
Posted by mince-inside
@Trigga69 Very simple, make sure your Anti-Virus definition files are up to date, save files attached to emails, scan them THEN open
Posted by *Jojo*
@mince-inside - Hmmmm . . . Only chocolates dude ! My Dad will be needing and itemizing the receipts at hand - and I just don'y do forgery mate?
Here's another one: I am planning to buy me something nice for Christmas 2004, what will it just be - a Nokia 9500 or an SE S700? (please be open minded on this one - SE die-hard fans not included) ! Many thanks! Also, 'bout the US$ 20K for a dog . . . will it be a Rottweiler (male) or a Poodle (female) ?
Posted by mince-inside
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Include your flight ticket receipts and tell your Dad travel broadens the mind and helps your English
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S700
Your canine dilema is also easy. I this 'doggy style' habit common in your part of the world? If so I have a sound business plan for you. I recommend your purchase a Rotti male and female (within your budget), check blood line thoroughly to ensure hybrid vigour for breeding purposes and you can unsure a steady supply of healthy 'virgins' at a good price and a healthy profit. Warning Rotti bitches have been known to bite back so avoid temptation to 'break them in'
Posted by Lynx69
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What course of action whould i take towards the member?
Posted by mince-inside
@Trigga69 Set this friend a trap he cannot resist - a honey pot with do not touch
Posted by kimcheeboi
hey any new news in regards to my application?
Posted by mince-inside
Don't call us, we'll call you
Posted by kimcheeboi
do i get a full benefits package? any vacation days?
Posted by *Jojo*
Include your flight ticket receipts and tell your Dad travel broadens the mind and helps your English
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@mince-inside - And you just think that I have a bad grammar when doing some posts here? I'm a fast-typer . .. and I just cannot avoid doing/having some 'typos' at times mate ! Having a 'typing-skill-speed' of 5,567 wpm at a speed of 280 km/hr. I do certainly can be wrong at times dude !
Posted by kimcheeboi
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here's a post i've seen recently
Posted by mince-inside
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As a fellow English as a 2nd language (my 1st 9 years of my life were spend down a Collery only speaking Pitman Geordie) I cannot quite put my finger on what it is about you posts, they are cartainly not incomprehensible but even I admit my English can be improved.
Posted by mince-inside
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@kim I have tested this extensively in my lab and I'm only able to recreate set to Visable with a previously 'bonded' phone, then yes passage of pics etc will flow without prompting for input. Quite a bug (IMO) that once bonded by MAC address this can happen.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Good morning, everyone! Wow, 3 pages of problems since i was last online on Friday evening! We are a bunch of poor wee souls, aren't we! Any fresh worries and woes for the method man (moi) to sort out for ya?
Posted by methylated_spirit
People, people, don't bottle it up, thats not good for you! Let your problems and woes run like a babbling brook, it clarifies the psyche!