Posted by kimcheeboi
meths, my man, have you never pickled an egg?
pickled eggs are better than pickled onions btw
Posted by methylated_spirit
Yes, pickled eggs are the poodles plums, i started a thread on the subject some time ago, but for some unfathomable reason, it has sunk withou trace
Posted by kimcheeboi
well, hell, im off to bed, scrambled eggs for me tomorrow morning
Posted by switchbitch
Best thing to do is cook it while its still in the hen. Pop old clucky in the microwave on high for 1minute 40 seconds. Then squeeze its hind regions and out pops your perfectly cooked unfertilised foetus. mmmm ovu-licious!
Posted by methylated_spirit
i'll try that one tomorrow morning, switch!
Posted by switchbitch
Alternatively you can go to a chicken farm, turn the microwave inside out, sit inside it and cook lots of eggs at once.
Posted by methylated_spirit
overactive imagination...
Posted by switchbitch
aka genius.
Posted by methylated_spirit
aka "You've tain that too far!"
Posted by switchbitch
Ho! ahm oan the night shift pal
Posted by methylated_spirit
Gies a gonk ya dobber
Posted by switchbitch
No waant a swatch o ma fanny an a'?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Big black mad parrot man!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Okay guys, enough Scottish Slang. Ya bunch o dobbers. Back on track, anyone needing problem-solving help?
Posted by *Jojo*
@meth & @mince - OK! I am planning to buy me a parrot, an alternative for me to train in replacing @laffen everytime I wish and plan to send him a pm, it will be the parrot's job now to reply in @laffen's behalf, will go on extensive training and battery of tests . . . That as an end result will have the 'brains' of Esato's - CEO/COO/CFO ! Now, I am contemplating on what color to choose: Red, Green, Blue, White etc. I don't want to ask Mixin's idea here as he might answer me: Pink, Fuschia, Black or Lavander as there is nothing of that shade, unless when heavily dyed on! Also, can you give some more suggestions as to breed of birds that can speak fluently and like humans too. As I went into an aviary/resto in my place, I saw a green parrot, saying/uterring the words . . . Meoooooow, looks like the sh*t has an identity crisis !
Posted by kimcheeboi
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ovu-licious! classic!
Posted by methylated_spirit
jojo, may i recommend a Minah bird, they are quality man-language talkers. Parrots are great though, although i am not sure laffen would appreciate your inferring his job could be done by one. Colours? I've always been a little partial to the multi-coloured variety, myself. You know, the kind that are painted on kindergarten windows etc. They DO exist in multi-colour, i recommend one of them for that little bit of extra class.
Posted by kimcheeboi
taking a 1-week vacation
Posted by methylated_spirit
oh right, have fun!
Posted by plasmadog
cool kim...
where ya off to?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Ahhh, i know where he's off to! Reading some of his posts lately, anyway!
Posted by *Jojo*
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Hmmmm . . . . Looks like @kimcheeboi made it big with the lottery? After the luxurious trip to Bahamas, I wonder where he's to next? Maybe to Norway or UK to have a face-off with the &^%$&*(
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@methylated_spirit - Yup! I thought of the black bird, a real verbal-gymnast at that, though I want a colored one, the one you mentioned looks like a 'crow', maybe a bad omen mate?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Maybe, maybe! Parrots all the way for JN!
kimcheeboi is in Esato prison at the moment, he's not even allowed visitors
but knowing him, he probably deserved it 
Posted by *Jojo*
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@methylated_spirit - Parrot indeed pal ! So, if @kimcheeboi has that kind of a reputation, why did you include him with @mince-inside in this thread - to answer some queries during the wee hours of the morning/night, perhaps I guess ? An alternate on your behalfs ?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Exactly, we dish the real, meaningful advice, and he's the crowd-pleasing fool
im sure he wont mind me saying that
Posted by *Jojo*
Hmmm ... now I get it mate
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Posted by methylated_spirit
Wahoo! I got the 3200th view on this thread!
Posted by *Jojo*
Make it the 3201th mate . . .
Posted by methylated_spirit
no,no, it was the 3200th! I got the 3201st as well, because when you click on "view my post" it adds to the view counter! Woo-hooo! Anyway you're just jealous...
Posted by *Jojo*
Okidoki . . .
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This SMS was posted from the Post Office . . .
Posted by methylated_spirit
jojo, i like that sig!
Posted by *Jojo*
@methylated_spirit - What the 'mailman' mate? Well, I can give you a plumber, fireman, doctor, engineer and a male stripper if you want pal !
Posted by methylated_spirit
switchbitch has kindy donated his questions thread to myself and mince, very kind of him
Posted by plasmadog
well,
you know its a tight market this "knowledge" business, but thanks to meths, mince and of course boy wonder kim... it wouldn't be possible.
so is it like a hostile takeover or something?
and will switchbitch spend the rest of his retirement fishing for trout?
Posted by kimcheeboi
im back from a vacation, kindly sponsored by the mods of esato.
right.
lets get to solvin' problems!
Posted by *Jojo*
@kimcheeboi - Looks like your grand Euro trip was cut short mate
! Welcome back though . . .
Posted by plasmadog
oh welcome back kim,
but now to the questions... i thought i'd wait for you to return before i ask this question.
here goes.. my cousin who's an architect wants to connect 4 lcd screens to the same cpu. i know how to do that with 2 monitors (a dual display card), but is it possible with 4 monitors, and what software do i use to control the same?
i know u are a tech guru.. and i'm hoping u can help me out here...
thanks guys!!
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Posted by kimcheeboi
[circumventing the question]
what do you want with 4 lcd screens on 1 computer? THat's like having 4 boobs!
[/circumventing the question]
Posted by plasmadog
hmm... 4 boobs???
mmmm....sounds tempting, but no.
i think he wants to use it as some sort of art installation work. where he can exhibit to clients his portfolio, in a unique manner.
these arty farty people have some strange visions in their heads that need to be converted to reality.
Posted by mince-inside
Hello @plas is he wanting one desktop spread on 4 screenz?
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Posted by kimcheeboi
yay its mince!
yeah thats what he wants
Posted by plasmadog
hey mince...
that's what i want yes... can u help me out pls. thanks!
Posted by methylated_spirit
HELLO! Sorry for my absence, all you problemites, but im back to help you all in your life struggles! Thanks once again to switchbitch (ret.) for allowing me to post a link to our thread in his.
Posted by kimcheeboi
yes, thank you switchbitch (posthumous)
Posted by methylated_spirit
It can be done, but i am not aware of any graphics cards with QUAD support...there must be some, somewhere. Obviously he is willing to spend a bit of money on it, seeing as its for his work. You need a bitchin' graphics card for the kind of rendering those guys do. None of your crappy g-force £50 cards, looking a £500 plus to do the business.
Posted by plasmadog
quad graphics card hmmm...
okay i'll check it out!
money's no problem i guess.
many thanks indeed!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Yeah, quad monitor support. You get dual monitor support, so someone must make a quad monitor support card
Posted by methylated_spirit
Try here:
http://www.matrox.com/mga/products/g200_mms/features.cfm
or here:
http://www.realtimesoft.com/multimon/products.asp
hope these are of use to you.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Proof once and for all that we really do try to help people...
Posted by plasmadog
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come on!!
that was never in doubt!!!
many more thanks coming your way!!