Posted by *Jojo*
Hmmm . . . maybe I'll stick with my original plan of 'kidnapping' her while going home waiting for the taxi . . . then, she's all mine - no more need for the S700 and all that, it will just be 'cheapest/thriftiest' form of marriage!
Posted by kimcheeboi
in that case, i suggest you stick to the Rophinol or the barbituates
chloral hydrate is also an option.
Posted by plasmadog
jojo,
some gals dig the older men!
but, they have to be the distinguished types. go to ebay and buy a tweed coat, a pipe, bowler hat (mince/meths can help u out with the wardrobe), a rolls too!
else, just go when the bank's not usually full and chat upto her. say.. coffee?
else, u can ask her to come onto esato and we'll do the needful (mince/meths actually)
Posted by *Jojo*
@plasmadog - This just reminds me of the old-rich oil magnate/ (80 year old)? tycoon that wed Anna Nicole Smith (Playboy Centerfold/GUESS Image model) back then, after some years of smooching the old man died, and Smith became an instant millionaire! But . . . . I have only 'Japanese Yens' in my savings account !
Posted by methylated_spirit
Jojo, for your sleeping disorder, may i recommend reading @energetics posts. As for the lady: 2 points.
1) She is a real honey, just ask her if she wants to go for a drink sometime, but dont do it while she's working, wait until you see her out of work. If you dont you will regret it for the rest of your life.
2) PERVERT! taking pictures of people on the fly with your phone is, in the words of Ned Flanders (or, as i like to think of him, mince-inside), its wro-diddly-iddly-ong!
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
meths hows he gunna see her outside of work though? stalk her? wait outside work for her?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Surely he must see her out and about. Wait until after 5 minutes after work, and just "happen" to bump into her. Do it on a day when you've been to the bank so you are sure she will recognise you, and thank her for her help earlier, then say "fancy a drink sometime?" or something like that.
Posted by mince-inside
@jojo ask her if she would be interested in a deposit she would not forget and you promise not to make a quick withdrawal - bankers like banking puns
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
especially ones she'll have heard a hundred times already
Posted by methylated_spirit
Deep breaths, and jump right in. jojo! Hey, he's gone again...
Posted by kimcheeboi
try not to hyperventilate though, you might pass out!
(i've done that before, broke a collarbone... one of my rather embarassing moments, too)
Posted by Lynx69
@kim
You got any other embarassing stories?
Or pics?
Posted by kimcheeboi
once i was attacked by girls at 2 or 3 in the morning...
been raped with a banana in my sleep (no, not literally
)
I've also had a locker fall on me at school, done some streaking runs at 12 noon in a crowded restaurant (not me, a drunk friend did the streaking)...
I can't think of any more
Posted by *Jojo*
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@mince-inside - This reply looks like has a double-meaning to me mate . . . The 'deposit-withdrawal' thing is only applicable during the honeymoon period - right? Let me In, Let me Out stroke ? Is that what you were aiming at mate?
Here's the downside with this girl . . . She's has multiple-boyfriends at present (about
- she's that pretty, that's why, if I will be the 9th in queue . . . just how can I apply the greatest performance of my life here dudes?
Posted by plasmadog
Jojo, does she use se
Posted by *Jojo*
@plasmadog - Does she uses 'se' ? YES ! 'se...cret' - hiding places that's why I can't run after her when she's log-out from work !
Posted by plasmadog
Jojo, does she use se
Posted by kimcheeboi
Jojo, i suggest you go for it--you have nothing to lose.
I'm going to be frank here, and please dont take offense at my advice, I'm just trying to present a real-world view about things.
First of all, you are getting old, and you need to find a lady. There are multiple ways to do this, but a few have already been eliminated for you. You are not exactly a 'young man', and that eliminates many ladies from choosing you as a potential mate. Secondly, you are weird. Sorry mate, but that's jsut not a turn on, unless... Thirdly, you are not strong in the 'looks' department. You seem to live at home and don't have a steady job (from what ive read from your posts) and while that's not a bad thing, you still need to show a woman you can be responsible.
However, you have money. You have a great sense of humor, although you should drop the porn star jokes and dog jokes.
Anyone who's had a little bit of PM conversation with @JN knows that you are very different from the inane person that we suppose you are based upon the posts on the board. So if you can get past that initial barrier of initiating the conversation and ask her out, you will have no problem getting a decent girl.
You will also have to work on getting that weirdness out of your system, unless you can somehow temper it to make you look quirky. However, at your age, just dropping the weird factor is the best bet.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Very good points raised there, kim.
Jojo, you say she is seeing a few people? Surely this will aid you in your advances, as she is clearly a slut, and will put out for almost anyone. Even you
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Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
Jojo read this website for lots of helpful advice
http://www.datingclass.com/dating/index.shtml
as some of you know I split up with my longterm girlfriend recently, been well unhappy but yesterday I asked this other girl out for a drink and she said yes
I thought fcuk it, what have I got to lose so I went for it!
I suggest you do the same jojo. If you ask and she says yes then thats great, if she says no then what have you lost? nothing thats what. Youve got nothing going on with her now so if she says no then just move on and try the next one!
And to be quite honest if shes got all those different guys at the same time then she aint the sort of girl you wanna be associating with! And who knows if you do go out with her you may not even like her personality and you might end up not wanting to go out with her! works both ways mate, women dont have all the power ya know! be a man, stand up for yourself and have confidence, chicks love a man with confidence!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Yes!
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
yes what?! lol
Posted by *Jojo*
@kimcheeboi -
. . . . I really haven't used these smilies for a while, but basing my feelings with your last post, you just got 90% - correct of my personality here mate, are you somewhat the Nostradamus of California, maybe Bush should consult with you mate! Merely 'ALL' were correct dude. . . But honestly, my being hilarious/comedian most of the time what really attracts females with me (not dogs, but BABES!) Oh boy, Yup! Me not getting younger anymore, as long as the best plastic surgeons are around - maybe they can just help, from my head down to my . . . oops ! I'll give it a try mate, the next thing you'll be hearing from is either we are already engaged or I am locked up in a county jail! At your age of 17, you sound (basing on the advises you were emitting on this thread) like a 77 year old grandad @kimcheeboi . . .
@scorpionking1982 & @methylated_spirit - I'll browse at the site mate, many thanks to the both of you, you 2 just wrecked my day
! Kidding aside, but that was somekind of a brotherly advise . . .
Posted by mince-inside
@jojo get a job (for the fun of it at least) and may be you could pull someone who got to know you 1st
Posted by kimcheeboi
i will have to disagree here
NEVER GET INVOLVED WITH SOMEONE ON THE JOB!!! It can ruin your job, your relationship, and more!
unless you're a stripper!
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Posted by *Jojo*
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What kind of 'job' mate - be specific there's lot out there . . . let me start with the 'bl*w' one . . . which makes balloons for the children's party . . .
and what were you thinking back there you pervert !
Posted by kimcheeboi
youre the one who brought it up!
Posted by mince-inside
@jojo ANY job where you get a chance to work with girls as that's all you are looking for....
Posted by kimcheeboi
just not prepubescent ones!
Posted by eltonico
wow, thks for the warning, was not my idea to post something against the policies!!! thks 4 the warning! i'll keep away.....
Posted by eltonico
hi....i finally post the link...there was so many request@!...sorry! something has to be done about our phones!!!!!
Posted by kimcheeboi
what exactly are you talking about?
Posted by mince-inside
@kim I'd say @eltonico is only visiting us from the planet @jahed
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
damn this threads gone right off on one aint it
Posted by kimcheeboi
oh yeah like 3 hours ago he just popped and posted the link for a whole bunch of cracked p900 software
claimed too many people pm'ed him and he couldnt stand the pressure
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
the voices made me do it sir
Posted by govigov
i got a q
"i would like a plastic surgeon to interchange my mouth an my nose... is it possible???"
Posted by mince-inside
Why?
I assume you dont wear glasses as I think you may have not thought it out fully.
Posted by *Jojo*
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I would just imagine it horribly how would you look like after the operation mate . . . Though, if ever, you'll be the very 1st and perhaps the very last as well ! If it succeeds, you will have the privilege of entering the Guiness Book of World's Record - Unlimited Lifetime Edition For The Next Millenium !
Posted by plasmadog
govigov... i think its a good idea,
because u can make money when u show people u can blow snot through your mouth and puke from your nose.
Posted by kimcheeboi
with all the public attention you recieve, i wouldn't be surprised if your unique facial features got you in with the ladies, too.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Morning, i see i havent missed much since friday, i havent been on for ages and i never even got my own "wheres meths" conspiracy theory thread! Gah!
Posted by methylated_spirit
@govigov it would take more than plastic surgery, as that is purely cosmetic. It would require realignement of your throat, removing all the stuff behind your nose and putting it behind where the mouth used to be. Then, how would you eat? If you swallow, all the food will just get stuck on top the stuff behind the nose! If you ask me, i think Jehovah did a good job of building you just the way you are.
Posted by *Jojo*
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That's one for the 'books' ! Circus effect indeed !
Posted by kimcheeboi
I do not think Jehovah would enjoy your tampering with your face. First of all, it does not benefit man to alter his original, more tolerable appearance. By doing so, you are telling Jehovah, "you have no power!"
meths-2
Posted by methylated_spirit
Posted by kimcheeboi
what are you sticking your tongue out at?!?!?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Dammit kim, dont shout at me
or i will 
on your face!
Posted by kimcheeboi
yummy!
Posted by methylated_spirit
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