Posted by mince-inside
I though it was the noise you make
pa-pow boink
Posted by methylated_spirit
The noise i make is "OOOOOH-WHEEEEE! THAT AINT MY BELLY BUTTON, CLETUS!!!!!!!"
and Cletus says "that aint ma finger, neither"
Posted by kimcheeboi
incest--six fingered kids means six time the fun!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Whats the difference between having sex with your mother and your girlfriend? Nothing, if you are from Alabama
How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw!
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
whats the worst thing about shagging your cousin?
your aunty gets jealous
made that one myself, funny aint it
Posted by methylated_spirit
Not bad, not bad
Anyone got any more problems, hopefully unrelated to govigovs incest problem or jojo's beastiality quandry?
Posted by kimcheeboi
Incest-official sponsor of Down's syndrome
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
A boy is in bed with his sister, he turns to her and says "your a better shag than mum"
She replies "I know, dad told me"
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Posted by mince-inside
How do people from XXXXXXX know when it's their sister's period? Their dad's dick tastes funny.
Replace XXXXXXXX with area of your choice.
Posted by govigov
horrible..... no more discussion on that...
Posted by kimcheeboi
Mince- incest-father of the xxy chromosomes
Posted by plasmadog
guys,
i have this tune in my head...
what's that song they play at all basketball games? its got like a very steady beat.... it was there in that movie "bedazzled"!
thanks.
Posted by govigov
"bbbbbbad to the bone??"
played in movie terminator2 when arnie gets out of the bar grabs the shades from barman and then gets on too a Vmax with a shot gun....
is it that one?
Posted by kimcheeboi
Queen-we will rock you? Or it's just stomping and clapping
Posted by plasmadog
no its not queen...
its like a club/dance tune.
there is a lot of stomping.
Posted by kimcheeboi
i think its just people stomping and clapping to a 3/4 beat.
Posted by plasmadog
lol
must be.
thanks for the help though. but i think i'm destined to go to the grave with that tune stuck in my head. i heard robert schumann died the same way
Posted by kimcheeboi
a piano fell on motzart (im just kidding for those of you with stick up your asses)
Posted by methylated_spirit
kim, are you thinking about the tune from Space Jam? Its been remixed into a dance CLASSIC over here, its great.
Posted by plasmadog
no it isn't the space jam tune.
this is more of a club beat.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Is it the marching tune?
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
is it boom boom boom by the outhere brothers?
i say boom boom boom let me hear you say wayoh!
Posted by plasmadog
lol..
no it isn't the outhere brothers. boom boom boom is a funny song... they also sang big d*** man right?
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
christ knows mate, aint got a clue!
i know they did dont stop wiggle wiggle though lol
Posted by methylated_spirit
boom boom boom, let me here you say whey-o, WHEY-O
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
boom boom boom boom, i want u in my room, we'll spend the night together, for now until forever
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Posted by methylated_spirit
Vengaboys
The venga bus is coming, and everybody's jumping
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
is it going to eebitza by any chance? how much for a return mr bus driver?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Woah, we going it ebeeza! £3.50 return, half if your under 16. Not bad for ebeeza, eh?
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
hmm im 21, is that under 16?
thats top stuff that, beats bloody easy jet I tell thee!
Posted by methylated_spirit
haha im 22 and i can still get on for a half! But im driving so im going for free anyway!
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
how the hell u manage that? do you have the face of a small child or something or just a bloody good lier
how bout we share the driving? its a long way back to the island, woh, in the mediterranean sea
Posted by methylated_spirit
Yeah ok we can share the driving. I'm only 5 foot 5 and i look like im about 14. Its great, but i got to carry ID everywhere on a night out!
By the way, if we are sharing driving, im bagsying daytime.
Posted by plasmadog
thanks for the help though guys.
meths, are u allowed on the rides at parks?
Posted by methylated_spirit
shutup im not that wee!
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
ahahahaha meths is a hobbit!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Not bad, but i dont smoke
Good one!
Posted by mince-inside
@SCORPIONKING1982 - Ya missed off the RFC from his wee waist coat
Posted by *Jojo*
@mince and @meth - I have a sleeping disorder problemo mates! I only tend to get 2-3 hours of sleep overnight . . . any good suggestions aside from stopping me from watching XXX-rated films - every night ?
Posted by mince-inside
@jojo you have too much energy - work it off. Go running, cycling (with one of your dogs) or join a Gym (you may meet the blonde of your dreams) expend some of this energry and then you will find you will sleep like a baby through the night.
Mr Mince
PS. Take no caffeine after 2pm (tea coffee coke etc)
Posted by *Jojo*
@mince - I'v tried almost everything that my mind can perceive of, but to no avail . . . Maybe it's time to take valium or tranquilizers, the one that they use for lions, cheetahs, rhinos and aligators in the zoo!
Posted by mince-inside
@jojo Try vigorous exercise followed by a flute of champagne (apologies I turned into scotsboy for a moment there)
Posted by *Jojo*
@mince - OK! Thanks . . . By the why, is my taking of too much 'sweeties - chocolates' affect my disorder Doc?
Posted by mince-inside
Check the 'sweeties' for E numbers - these will keep you on the move
Try Chocolate Liquors
Posted by *Jojo*
Another one for the 'dynamic-dodo' + @kimcheeboi, I am falling in love with a lady 13 years my junior - she works in a bank, and is really very pretty at that. I am willing to take her to the altar to pray the novena for my Aunt's 40th day death anniversary - remembrance! How can I win her heart, will an SE S700 do, but she already has a Nokia 6630? How 'bout raping her at once so she'll get impregnated - leaving her no choice but to go with me then? I am a nice and a cutee as well . . . Please help 'mince & meth' I can't live a day without seeing her resulting to my withdrawing of my income from my savings account more often which I guess is unneccesary for me to do! When I am at the bank I can notice that she's looking/staring at me as well - do I look like a bank robber at that? I'll wait!
Here's how 'WE' look like:
Jojo:
The CUTE girl:
Honestly, and modesty aside, we just look nice and compatible together - right?
Posted by kimcheeboi
Allow me to guess-- you have not as of yet talked to this lady, am i correct?
If you refer to the first thread, you can just give me that s700, and just bj the lady with your old phone!
Till then its the blondes! Stick to blonde! (and the XXX movies)
Posted by *Jojo*
@kimcheeboi - Well, literally speaking, I have talked to her already when I have some 'impertinent' queries to ask her about bank transactions, but love was always out of the 'Q'. I can't see any 'blondes' here in Manila - it's all BLACK! Blondes, redheads etc. are often done in the parlors with a use of 'dyes' . . . I am really in love with this girl - St. Bern . . . ehhh , Bernadeth or rather Kimberly. No matter what, I'll just try to elope with her via SMS !
Posted by kimcheeboi
ahhh but we digress from the point! If you give me an s700, you can win her heart! I guarantee you!
Try speaking to her while you're at the bank, get her phone number...
Find out something both you and her like to do, then ask her out! (it sounds so simple
)
Posted by *Jojo*
@kimcheeboi - I don't know if she'll go out with me, her friends might have mistaken me for his Uncle or Dad 'cause of my age . . . Ohh, boy, just where can I get/buy this so-called 'Fountain of Youth' medicine, do they sell it at Ebay, just like celfones or it's accessories?
Posted by kimcheeboi
well, you can buy anything on ebay! Otherwise this fountain of youth is a fountain of botulinum toxin!
