Posted by mince-inside
Space the final front ear. (unlike Davey Crockett with a Wild front ear)
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
to boldly blow where no ho has blown before
Posted by methylated_spirit
im forever blowing bubbles.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Why is this thread in Garbage? Its a fabulous thread.
Posted by kimcheeboi
The real question is:
when will someone need advice?
Posted by switchbitch
Never.
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
I need advice, what should I have for dinner tonight?! help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee please
Posted by methylated_spirit
Presumably, by this time you will already have had your dinner, but, if you fancy supper, may i recommend some crusty bread, with Asda's cheese 'n' onion sandwich filler. They also do a "Mexican chili cheese" which is great too. And some sliced ham or chicken roll on top sets it off nicely, with a big cool glass of milk.
Posted by mince-inside
@SCORPIONKING1982 - Tonight I'd go for the microwave meal for one and eat with a spoon i.e. no sharp objects. Mix some drinks and settle down to some filth. Tomorrow is another day.
Posted by ilia
should i go watch a new bruce willis movie with my girlfriend after visiting a sports gym? i will probably have no ability to have a shover ::))
Posted by mince-inside
@ilia Firstly where did you get this girlfriend
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
Mince my old chum, tonight I dined on batchelors (ironic dont u think) pasta sauce for one, and two slices of unbuttered bread. I ate with a fork but resisted the urge to jab myself in the face with it to ease the pain of a broken heart.
ah what light through yonder window shines, tis a burgler come to rob me. run away run away!!!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Its probably just your reflection in the mirror, or the shadow of your ex.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Guys, there seem to be a few of you having relationship problems, so this is just a general piece of advice for all you shunned lovers that are just too damn humiliated to come out and say that you need help.
Have a foursome with her sister, her mother, and her best friend. Then set her garage on fire and stuff firecrackers up her cats butt.
Posted by ilia
@mince
con't remember we know each other for some time.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Ilia, is this the picnic lady?
Posted by ilia
@methy
yep! i underestimated you guys ;D
Posted by mince-inside
@ilia - Go to the Gym but only do anaerobic exercise, take a change of clothes and have a shave (+after shave). That way your won't smell like a horse and she will appreciate a smooth face during the boring bits in the Broosy film.
Posted by govigov
i really need some serious help!!!!!
well i am in love with my first cousin, we have nt yet "done it". but other than that we can smooch for hours... and hours....
trouble is in our custom it is not proper to do anything like that.... help... i need you guys to throw me out of this or force me to stick to this....
guys i am serious....
Posted by mince-inside
Move to Kilmarnock, Scotland
Posted by kimcheeboi
you can also move to Alabama, USA.
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
govi mate it aint worth it! she may be good looking and all but are u sure you're in love?! it may just seem all exciting and stuff cus its "slightly" naughty!
are you prepared to rip your whole family apart for this because believe me it will! say things didnt work out between you two and you split up, you'd have ruined yours, hers and both your families lives!
but if you really want to give it a go then good luck to ya, hope it works out!
Posted by kimcheeboi
the fact that you and your cousin have been swapping spit, well, disturbs me.
Unless you wish to live with meths or with redneck billy, i don't know how to help you, man!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Move to Kilmarnock, Scotland? Dont. We're all redneck alcoholics!
Posted by govigov
ok.
i tried to forget her.... and..... then one day i got drunk... u know what happens next.... now off liqour for almost 3 months... now sober and she out.... hope my friends dont plan a party anytime soon.....
Posted by mince-inside
@govigov It could be alot worse, it could be your sister or mother!
Come join my buccaneers on a 12 month tour of the West Indies, put some hairs on your chest and if you still have the hots for your cousin then well make sure she can knit as you aint gonna be able to buy gloves with six fingers for your kids in the winter!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Where are you, govigov? In britain it isnt illegal, you can marry your cousin if you want.
Posted by govigov
nice you asked... i was searching for a signature... i am from kerala.. god's own country... here to there is nothing illegal in marrying your cuz... (my neighbouring state has a custom in which your mothers brother can marry her daughter- i thot that wsa wierd...) i have a friend whose cuz married another cuz of his... (yup first...) but of all person why did she have to be my 1st cuz... anybody else and i wud have found the woman in my life...( maybe because i am not destined for her that this occured...) god if you are up above why are you doing this to me...
Posted by methylated_spirit
It might not be illegal, but you have to consider the effect it would have on the family, and what you would be willing to give up. Its a big, big decision, and if you feel the problems and consequences outweigh the good things, then dont do it. Think very carefully.
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
ahhh incest, its the simple pleasures that make life worth living
Posted by Leks
I have a problem:
Help with essay - Technolgy“s growing speed good or bad?
Posted by mince-inside
@leks I've already given you the major pro!
Posted by Leks
Meths hasn“t
Posted by *Jojo*
@govigov - Yup! I've been in that situation about 12 years ago, though it's with my 2nd cousin! We did not smooch or what just had a sort of a mutual understanding relationship! It's not good I tell you, just like what @scorpionking1982 said - INCEST! That's against the rule of Christianity . . .
Posted by mince-inside
@jojo was your 2nd cousin hairy?
Posted by *Jojo*
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@mince-inside - And why did you ask? She just looks like Winona Ryder . . .
Posted by mince-inside
@jojo woof woof
Posted by *Jojo*
@mince-inside -Actually my cousin is a : Here kitty kitty - MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW !
Posted by methylated_spirit
Leks: as mince says, being corporate scum, its a good thing for him. From my point of view, as the trodden-upon consumer, its a bad thing as i have to keep shelling out cash every year. (ok, dont HAVE to, but i do)
Posted by methylated_spirit
Incest: A game for all the family.
Posted by methylated_spirit
jojo, beastiality is for f**king animals!
Posted by plasmadog
govigov..
under hindu law.. i think it's illegal to marry ur cousin from the father's side...
i'll clarify.. but until then, stay off the arrack dude!
Posted by govigov
@plasma
she is from the mothers side...
got drunk today.... cuz returned after a 11 month trip. jack daniels....
called her and told her.... she think it is right too... but aint gonna stop luvin... tooo addictive... hope somebody can make a pill that makes you forget something (like in that ben affleck uma thurman movie-- pay check)
Posted by kimcheeboi
you guys are blowing this whole thing all out of proportion!
What's wrong with banging your cousin? In this modern day and age, who the hell cares?
All that matters is that she isn't fat and doesn't smell like mozarella cheese!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Well, if she is an absolute stunner, then...yeah, obviously!
But jeez, not just for the sake of it!
Posted by kimcheeboi
care to refresh my and mince's memory as to which town you're from?
I WOULD NEVER!!!!
Posted by methylated_spirit
never?
Never is a very permanent word. I would say "I almost certainly would not"
Posted by kimcheeboi
i am adamant in my refusal to boink anyone even remotely related to me!
Posted by methylated_spirit
did you just say "boink" ?????
Posted by kimcheeboi
instead of fu*k
