Posted by ilia
@lynx
great but i have to go sleep now it is about 3:30am already. but post anyways coz i'll read it tmrrw's morning before picnic time!
Posted by Lynx69
Dont do anything first, shes gt a bf....if anything is going to happen it has to be her that makes the first move because you will regret it if you make the first move cos anything could happen, if she makes the first move then its not really your fault.
Make sure she makes the first actual move but you need to makw sure she knows you want it to happen.
Talk to her and hint out that you like her but dont say it. Once she knows how you stand with her then she will let you know how she feels.
Just be yourself tommorow and make sure she knows you like her, ill post more suggestions in a little while...
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[ This Message was edited by: Lynx69 on 2004-09-11 22:30 ]
Posted by kimcheeboi
litle boys who think they know all about girls...
Posted by Lynx69
lol, no, this is from experience m8
Posted by kimcheeboi
You ain't even gone to college yet boy!
shhhhhhhhhh!
Posted by Lynx69
Lol, just cos you getting old and want to be young again
Posted by kimcheeboi
hello no i want to be 14 again!
Start your own advice thread
or file an application
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She don't know she's beautiful
(though time and time I've told her so)
There she goes just walkin down the street,
and someone lets a whistle out.
A girl like her, she just can't see,
What the fuss is all about.
[ This Message was edited by: kimcheeboi on 2004-09-11 22:56 ]
Posted by Lynx69
Lol, i only gave one bit of advice
Ok i want to apply for a job here then
What do i do?
Posted by kimcheeboi
read through the thread!
Posted by ilia
@lynx
kool, cant wait for further thoughts/assistance, matey!
@kim
some of us really never had to ask girls for smth, they did all the stuff by themselfs and that's what is situation about.
yeah, i want to be 14 once again too, sad it couldn't be done.
Posted by Lynx69
i cant be bothered to look through 14 pages...tell me
Posted by methylated_spirit
Trigga, post your curriculum vitae, but i must warn you, kimcheeboi is doing better than anyone expected and his contract may be extended beyond today
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[ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2004-09-12 10:03 ]
Posted by mince-inside
@feline/equine69 I guess your CV will only have your paper round on it so, just post here the hours of availability(GMT) ie. you're NOT at school, doing after shcool activities,doing your homework, 'knocking one off' at your Britney poster and sleeping.
Posted by kimcheeboi
any one else want advice?
Posted by methylated_spirit
I need a question answered, kim.
Why is everyone applying for the workey job now, several days after the post was filled by your good self? The job went a couple of days ago, if they wanted it, they should have applied then.
(And, if they HAD applied earlier, they would certainly have got it instead of you)
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[ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2004-09-12 18:01 ]
Posted by kimcheeboi
Why else except the fact that i've made the job popular?
At first it was the garbage bin for everyone on esato, now its the oh-so-precious m&m advice thread! It's the irresistable call of fame!
Soon I will have all the esato bit*hes clinging all over my shoulders! Woooopeeeee!
Hey @equine69, are you there?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Well answered! No sign of Ilia tonight (phew, hes hard work)
Just kidding ilia! A problem (no matter how absurd) shared, is a problem halved, isnt that right!
Im going for my dinner
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[ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2004-09-12 18:24 ]
Posted by kimcheeboi
fo shizzle, yo
where's equine 69?
Posted by plasmadog
hey guys,
another problem... ever since this ICC cricket tournament started a few days ago, (in england, mind you) every one i know has become zombie like... and keep bumping into me whenever i walk on the streets.
but i really hate cricket!! so, what do i do? what's the best way to annoy a group of people who're watching it on the telly?
thanks!
Posted by mince-inside
@plasmadog down load IR remote control s/w for your phone and keep changing channel.
PS Any joy with the clippers and the number 2?
Posted by methylated_spirit
They dont act like zombies, they ARE zombies. Have you seen Shawn of the Dead? (check that one out, kim - hilarious) Maybe it was watching cricket on the telly that turned themm into zombies.
The best way to annoy someone watching the telly is to walk in and start trying to have a conversation, for example:
You: "Its bin day today, did you put the wheelie bin out?"
Them "Hmph, no"
You: "Well can you put it out before you settle to watch your programme?"
Them: Its started, ill get it at the adverts"
They invariably dont get it at the adverts. Nag them every 10 minutes until they do. Hope this has helped.
Posted by ilia
@mince, kim
thnx for the live interest but i have to disappoint you guys: the weather was terrible, it was raining from the very morning till evening thus i had nothing to do except sitting at home watching tv
no picnic, only bush's talks about the beslan accident ;(
my internet provider disconnected me from the net! they say i've got a virus that makes their system pcs hang! but i have no viruses, norton 2004 (up to date database) says so, as dr.web & aspersky admit! what should i do? should i phone switch and go smash their bloody ugly faces? i know theyve got a lady in the support, swee will like that, heh, i know...
what should i do guys?!
Posted by mince-inside
Did they say virus or Homepage?
Posted by ilia
exactly virus, cause i havent moved my site to their hosting, thats why the link in my profile doesnt work (safari.isnet.ru).
they told me when im connected to internet a huge amount of infirmation is being send by my ips (both - thats strange, ive got no lan yet) and their pcs hang...
Posted by mince-inside
Get the Support chick to email you a copy of the log files showing you using up the bandwidth. These log files will allow you to track down the cause of this unexpected halt in your web presence.
Posted by ilia
@mince
damn! how didnt i figure out that simple way by mysef?! thanks for the tip, will try that tmrrw
!
Posted by kimcheeboi
another better, more permanent solution would be to stop clicking on the pop-up ads you see whenever you visit an 'adult' site
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She don't know she's beautiful
(though time and time I've told her so)
There she goes just walkin down the street,
and someone lets a whistle out.
A girl like her, she just can't see,
What the fuss is all about.
[ This Message was edited by: kimcheeboi on 2004-09-13 09:06 ]
Posted by methylated_spirit
Maybe its because you are spending so much time online buying "Knobex" penile enhancement products?
Posted by kimcheeboi
meths, i believe the ones you are referring to were actually manufactured by pentel.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Apologies, my mistake. I buy so many i lose track of which one is which.
Posted by kimcheeboi
i need advice!
I have a seven dollar hunk of mozzarella cheese in my fridge, thing is, its about the size of an egg! (immersed in water)
1. Why was it so goddam expensive?
2. What should I do with it?
Posted by methylated_spirit
1. Cheese is expensive because it is.
2. Hide it in your neighbours house where they will never find it, and it will utterly stink, like sweaty feet intensified by x47.672
EDIT: The figure is wholly accurate, i worked it out by multiplying the price of the cheese by your neighbours house number, then subtracting how long it takes cheese to go off.
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[ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2004-09-13 09:30 ]
Posted by kimcheeboi
i'm off to hide the cheese!
shall i also play hide the sausage with their daughter, since she will be in on the whole cheese dealie?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Only if she isnt a fat munter with hairy legs.
Posted by kimcheeboi
i got it! only play hide the sausage if she doesnt smell like the cheese!
Posted by mince-inside
@kim I think you'll find in fact a rare 10yo Sarsons Pickled Egg (hence the eggness of it's appearance) - still put in your neighbours house as once out of it's preferred environment it will rapidly break down, releasing a smell and green haze you could cut with a knife.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Thats it, kimcheeboi! he's good at picking up these important life lessons, aint he, mince!
Posted by switchbitch
Id like to point out that your title should read "solve all your problems" and not "solves all your problems".
Thank you.
Posted by kimcheeboi
don;t matter to me...
Posted by methylated_spirit
or maybe it should be obliterate?
Posted by switchbitch
No.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Ok.
Posted by switchbitch
olly wolly polly woggy ump-bump fizz.
Posted by methylated_spirit
May i recommend the Salmon mousse, sir?
Posted by switchbitch
No.
Posted by mince-inside
What up Doc? (switchbitch)
Posted by switchbitch
The sky.
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
depends where u are, if your in space then its down
Posted by methylated_spirit
Ah, but in space no one can hear you scream.
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
ah but what if u had a radio, then they could