Posted by Lynx69
Btw, meths....you save your own problem (dont know what one
) By joining my forum 
Posted by methylated_spirit
Yeah, its helped me a lot thanks! its a good site
Posted by Lynx69
Thanks.
If you have any suggestions or comments etc please tell me int his thread.
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Posted by kimcheeboi
you're spamming dude... I suggest you stop it right now and keep it in the trader's guild thread.
Posted by methylated_spirit
My dog just farted.
Posted by mince-inside
@meths I hope she didn't stay the night after her outburst and you sent her home.
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Posted by Lynx69
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That was a link to the thread so he can put comments there...i didnt link it to my site
Posted by ilia
@m&m, switchB
i've got a problem, actually a question that irritates me a lot: what's the largest number?
another thing is about my private but i won't ask the solution for it until i get one for the question above.
Posted by plasmadog
dear mince/meths/kim,
i seem to be running for your help everytime i am in a predicament. its a kind of addiction i think...
but here's my problem... i think i need a haircut. any suggestions on the styles the fashionable people have on at the moment?
thank you my saviours!
Posted by ilia
ow eh yeah! i'd like to hear kims opinion too - he seems to be at least as clever as other sages!
Posted by Lynx69
Take a pic of what your hair and face and then its easier t judge what would look good.
Posted by methylated_spirit
ilia, there is no largest number, it just keeps on going and going (a bit like Andrex, appropriately enough)
Well, hair style is a personal choice. How would you describe yourself? Are you a goth? are you a trendy type? are you a hippy muso? are you a pikey? or are you "normal"? A fairly popular haircut at the moment seems to be to have the sides of your head shaved, and the back shaved into a point, the top and doen the middle of the back left long and then all spikeyed up. Personally i think it looks ridiculous. Short back and sides, maybe some hi-lites (nothing garish) and a wee bit of gel, not a lot wong with that.
Posted by mince-inside
@plasmadog - buy yourself a pair of elcetric clippers and cut your own hair. Keep it true to the number 2
Your girlfriend may let you do a topiary too if you're lucky
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Posted by kimcheeboi
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Infinity is not really a defined number. Quite hard to explain but there's basically different degrees of infinity and mathematicians have different names for them. So, one infinity could be going faster than another infinity:
the limit of f(x)=x^2 as x goes to infinity would be slower than the limit of g(x)=x^3 as x goes to positive infinity. So if you divided the two limits, the limit of g(x) would be larger, although they're both infinite! Kind of weird, I know, but the best I can explain it without getting all calculus-ey.
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post a picture, and I'll give you a suggestion
Posted by ilia
@methy
i knew that! just +1 and u get another larger one!
well how can i understand that the girl is afraid to start some further relationships than just friends. i've benn out with her a couple of times but we even didn't held our hands. tmrrw we're goin to a picnic what should i do? should i say 'let's do that, babe' or wait more?
we know each other for a very long time. i know she got kinda boyfriend but he's much older than she and works at some unprestigious place... i jast go mad when i think that at the daytime i walk out with her and thet ugly mozefaka faks her at nighttime! arrr!
what suggestions? be quick time runs out!!
Posted by mince-inside
@ilia - To win this chick what are your strongest attributes?
Posted by Lynx69
basically any number you have, you can always add 1 more so there are infinate numbers out there
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Posted by kimcheeboi
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dont even go for it, its not worth it. 
If shes going for the "ugly mozefaka", well, i hate to be so mean, but you must be an uglier "mozefaka"!
And if she's used the f word to you, then youre just shit outta luck.
btw your use of cheap pickup lines is a bigger turnoff than any ulgy mozefaka.
Posted by mince-inside
Thanks @lynx I would not have slept without that.
Posted by plasmadog
here's an indicative look of my current hairstyle.
i think i'm stagnating!
(is the shaved look still 'in'?)
Posted by methylated_spirit
ilia, she aint interested, she's seeing someone else, and she doesnt care where you or him work, i doubt shes that shallow. You obviously are, so, as kim says, you're shit outta luck. Being so shallow has most definately blown any chance of "hide the sausage" on your picnic.
Posted by ilia
@mince
eh, well... i look kinda hunchback, masturbate a bit at night, wear +4 glasses - that's probably all. and i've got huge pimpes, yeah! even can share a few with someone if he likes. do i have any chances?
ow, i've got one friend, his name is buck.
Posted by kimcheeboi
shaved look is fine, dude. Try a 2 or a 3
Posted by methylated_spirit
plasmadog, if you are going to shave, dont go "right into the wood", leave a little stubble, its much cooler. Not much wrong with it just now, imo, but then, its not a very good photo you have posted
Posted by mince-inside
@ilia - YOU make the Picnic (this will impress) lace everything with Vodka and take a couple of jars of pickled things (eggs, onions, gurkins)Removing a tight lid with what must be an impressive forearm always wins a chick - good luck and I hope you get the weather.
Posted by kimcheeboi
whizzkidd-by a 2 or a 3 i meant try to leave .5-1 cm of hair
ilia-may i suggest a hooker.
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thanks for the advice meths!!!
for a better photo of me, look at the next issue of GQ or Esquire!
ciao!
Posted by methylated_spirit
ilia, you can buy rubber fannies in sex shops, but im sure you knew that already! I shudder to think whats under your bed!
Posted by mince-inside
Remember don't forget buy a pair of clippers, I promise you won't regret it - if she's up for it!
Posted by ilia
@mince
ow man u r damn right! i've got a pair jars from my granny, hope she'll be impressed. do you thing she'll find my kool tricks impressive too? and when i should say 'come to me, honey'? after what jar? and i've got no vodka may i use gasoline or something instead? or u r talkin of food?
and one my friend asks what should he do if he likes guys nod girls?
Posted by kimcheeboi
@ilia- you may prefer to buy a used rubber fanny (ebay) since i believe that's what you're into
Posted by methylated_spirit
Up and down or in little circles, side to side aint usually a winner
(not talking about brushing teeth)
Posted by ilia
@methy
great but i dont have money for rubber funnies coz need to get some food and a mask!
@mince
yeah i think i should get one maybe she's innocent at all;)
Posted by kimcheeboi
that's why you learn to dance the tango
Posted by methylated_spirit
And why, pray tell, do you need a mask? (waits, slightly nervously, for the answer)
Posted by ilia
and what about food? what should i get more than vodka and jars with cucambas?
Posted by mince-inside
@ilia not sure about the gasoline - do you not have any low cost drink at ?bum?, remove some of the vinegar tonight and replace with anything with a decent Vol. Then you'll know when the time is right. Make sure you eat some too as her breath my make you 'blow chunks'.
Sorry but I'm stuck with advise for your 'arse bandit' friend - has he thought about joining the Navy?
Edit: @kim and @meths I've gotta leave to you as it's Saturday night and it time to put on some Barry White
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Posted by methylated_spirit
Food, my specialist subject
For a picnic, may i suggest Egg Mayonnaise sandwiches, Beetroot, sliced Ham, hardboiled eggs, and strawberries and cream. Maybe a little bubbly (replace according to budget with sparkling wine, or, if unempoyed, appletise).
Where is bum? Anywhere near shit creek?
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Posted by kimcheeboi
ilia- may i suggest some quick, last minute fixes.
1. Lose 250 pounds! Girls really don't dig the whole 'fat ass-bandit' act!
2. Stop wanking so much, you wanker! What's to stop you from prematurely popping?! "Twice?!"
3. If all else fails, buy a gun at the local convience store, and aim backwards. You know the drill!
Posted by ilia
@methy
i think i would be funny if she'll first see a cute sexy humpback and than will understand it's just a mask and i'm an ugly freak. would be exciting i think.
and yeah i leave in the hole at the back of mcdonald's -think i'll get some free eggs to boil at their junkyard. bout the drink... well i think i can get some - we've got a beer for about $0.25 for 1 litre. i know that stinks - butwhat can i do! the bus will cost me my monthy paid!
Posted by methylated_spirit
The golden with women is, "be yourself". Okay, maybe it doesnt apply to you
Posted by Lynx69
i got a problem:
I have a footy match 2mo (for kim, thats soccer
) and i dont have a shirt for my team yet and 2 people i asked dont have one and the manager is on a traning course so i couldnt get one but the assistant manager said to see if i could get one.
Should i still do down tomorow incase the assistant manager has found a shirt so i can play or stay at home and sleep?
Posted by ilia
unfortunately...
maybe u guys can tell me some funny poems i could use tmrrw to fun my girlfriend? or some kool poems for my granny?
Posted by Lynx69
i got a poem u culd use....a few actually
roses are red
the grass is green
i like your legs
and whats in between
spider spider, on the wall, you think youre great, you know f**k all, your on a wall thats just been plastered, now your stuck you stupid bastard
little miss druggy, sat in her buggy smoking an ounce of speed, along came a spider, skinned up beside her and sold her a kilo of weed
Posted by ilia
wow! did u write em urself? so exciting my grlfriend should like the firs, the second and the last one! more to come?
Posted by methylated_spirit
trigga, if you dont go you will get dropped. Simple as that.
If you turn up to training midweek and the gaffer asks where you was on Sunday,and you say "i didnt know if we would have enough shirts, so i didnt bother coming" you will be off the team for good. Its a lame, lame, lame excuse.
Posted by Lynx69
lol...noooo its not that.
ive been training with them for a few weeks, im not in the team yet, i havent been signed. Theres a friendly tomo and i the ass manager said i might be able to play if i can get a spare shirt of someone but no one in the team has a spare one. The manager has all the spare shirts but hes on a training course.
I think i should go just incase the ass. manager brings one.
And its lynx
@ilia i made up the first 2...ill see if i can find any other good ones...
Have a look at the 'love' part in this site...theres some good ones there (i put mine on there aswell
).... www.free-text-messages.com
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Posted by kimcheeboi
If you want to be part of the team, show up to their parctices and their games.
Posted by ilia
@lynx
kool web i think i'll print it and read to her as i wrote it!
btw maybe u have any views on the picnic-food question?
Posted by Lynx69
Hold on im just going to read back in the thread and see what i missed