Posted by leeboy13
i dont like pengiuns... i find them rather ermmmm... freaky, but i could still go.... if you saw my legs mate, youd laugh your lil jollys off 
Posted by The Lostprophet
lee we are waiting for a pic of ur lovly brown legs.......why does that sound so gay?
Posted by govigov
hey i have got a question
can u mix rum with beer?
i know we can mix whisky with beer, but how bad or good is "rum with beer" ?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Beauty is ion the eye of the beerholder, my friend...mix it and see!
Posted by govigov
i thot u should be knowing it since you are "methylated_spirit"
Posted by leeboy13
how do i explain that i crashed my car last night....
went into teh back of someone... funny thing was she was holding her nech striaght away..... actually i guess it aint that funny - but its one of those you either laugh or cry.........
How do i break the good newws to my ma and pa seeing as they gave me the car
shitty!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Is it a write-off? Full and frank explanation, dear boy! What happened? Are you ok?
Posted by leeboy13
im k matey
basically went into teh back of her at some traffic lights... she had stoped and i was going around her...... obviously didnt go around enough tho
The damage to my car aint huge, but i guess its a right off as its not worth £500..............
What a mofo mate
and im 100% shes gonna claim whiplash....... which i swear to you is utter crap... i wasnt even wearing a seat belt (not that im proud)...... i hit her at about 10mph or less.......
Posted by Bjerkebanen
I want to get a chicken egg into a bottle witouth breaking it. Is it possible?
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
depends how big the bottle is
Posted by Danny_BFC
it is possible, did it at school ages ago, cant remember how
Posted by rrojas260
I saw it once, i think you had to put a source of fire into the bottle (i mean matches or a candle) and put the egg on the bottle hole, the fire would consume the air inside creating a suction effect that would suck the egg inside.
I think
edit: i was near http://www.spartechsoftware.com/reeko/Experiments/ExpEggInABottle.htm
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Posted by batesie
how do i get around the smoking ban?
Posted by masseur
stop smoking?
Posted by batesie
On 2007-07-18 15:47:42, masseur wrote:
stop smoking?
he's quick, dag-nabbit
Posted by masseur
smoking mask?
smoking helmet?
etc etc...
Posted by batesie
nice is that you modelling it for us?
Posted by masseur
no, I'm not that handsome
Posted by goldenface
Now have that half full of ice cold beer and I'd definitely buy one
Posted by masseur
I have one of these which is probably as close as we'll get for what you want
Posted by goldenface
LMAO!! Where on earth did you get that from? Excellent.
Posted by masseur
its an aussie invention I reckon!
we're not helping batesie much though...
Posted by *Jojo*
On 2007-07-18 15:57:45, masseur wrote:
no, I'm not that handsome
. . . YEAH, I just have to AGREE ! As I still have masseur's brother's - PIC behind the Eiffel Tower . . . I think their faces - resembles . . .
Though I find massy a BIT cuter !
Posted by batesie
On 2007-07-18 16:19:42, masseur wrote:
its an aussie invention I reckon!
we're not helping batesie much though...
thats fine, im sure all that beer on my head should keep me distracted from smoking....
On 2007-07-19 00:42:53, *Jojo* wrote:
On 2007-07-18 15:57:45, masseur wrote:
no, I'm not that handsome
. . . YEAH, I just have to AGREE ! As I still have masseur's brother's - PIC behind the Eiffel Tower . . . I think their faces - resembles . . .
Though I find massy a BIT cuter !
@masseur, i dont know whats more worrying? the fact JoJo has a pic of your brother or the fact that he thinks he's 'cute' and youre a 'bit cuter'
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Posted by *Jojo*
@bat - Well, if we are to compare massy's 'aura' with that of his bro's . . . I can genuinely say that - massy has an appealing - one
! Nothing follows !
Posted by Danny_BFC
Keep digging JoJo...
Posted by paul101
i have a photographic memory, so how do i remember people's when they are always changing their avatar??
Posted by paulbang
@paul- (the other one not me, i only talk to myself when constipated)
well when they change their avtar's they leave behind trace signatures (very minute but you can zoom into your mental pictures and eventually locate it). Match these signatures to their originals and you'll have a match. Its called fickle avatar syndrome (most people who are insensitive to how they really look or have mirror phobia experience this)
Posted by batesie
On 2007-07-21 21:00:00, paulbang wrote:
@paul- (the other one not me, i only talk to myself when constipated)
well when they change their avtar's they leave behind trace signatures (very minute but you can zoom into your mental pictures and eventually locate it). Match these signatures to their originals and you'll have a match. Its called fickle avatar syndrome (most people who are insensitive to how they really look or have mirror phobia experience this)
LOL Quality
Posted by paulbang
@bat
thank you lol
Posted by methylated_spirit
BACK IN BUSINESS![b] (without mince though, Laffen rest his Esato soul)
Any problems? Here to help. Post away, worry bunnies!
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Posted by Burgaz
Welcome back old buddy old pal...
I've got a problem for you... I recently got married and now i'm being told that all my other "relationships" must stop.... is there anyway i can carry on with out her in doors finding out?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Yes Leighton, my old chum. Simply smoke your other relationship whilst naked, so the sweet scent of Buddha doesn't stick to your clothes, and buy a pocket-sized bottle of Listerine from Poundland for your ashtray mouth. As for the red eyes and glazed countenance, just say you've been watching Jeremy Kyle.
Posted by Burgaz
Cheers Craig! I knew you wouldn't let me down!
I'll report back in a week and let you know how it's going!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Rock on, Amigo!
Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Its Christmas and I owe three people (my mother, my sister and my brother) $20. But I only have 1x $20. So who do I pay back first? Whos the most important?
Posted by paul101
hi i have a problem; i cant seem to find my phone, i left it on silent (somewhere). description;
its a
black with a bit of silver at the top, it goes by the name of "p1i" and has been missing for 15 mins can you help me?
missing
Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Was it in your pockets? I always find mine there... Sometimes in my hand too.
Posted by whizkidd
@paul, Its definitely somewhere near you.