Posted by methylated_spirit
I do need a booster, but it worked fine for ages i'll just take it back tomorrow
Posted by methylated_spirit
Took it back and got a new one, Ding-Dang-Doo! Superb.
Any more woes and queries?
Posted by plasmadog
hey congrats meths!
what's on tv?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Nothing, tv is crap!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Well, gang, how goes it? Everything rosy? Life good? No hassles? Of course you do, your life is an utter mess! Dont worry, we're here to help. Just post your problems, and they shall be solved in a jiffy!
Posted by HyperiaBlue
*Buuurrrrrrp!*
*YAWN*
Posted by methylated_spirit
Ah! for that may i recommend a couple of Rennies and a good nights sleep.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Whats going on? Have we solved all your problems? Have we achieved our goal? Is it time to lay this behemoth to rest? Your thoughts, please.
Posted by mince-inside
The Fountain of youth
I've recently received a PM from a gentleman asking for some assistance about problem that has existed since beginning of time
'old age'.
His PM went along the lines...
I'm my industry youth and suppleness is the be all and end all and one where my clients insist on a scrupulous appearance during every session - I'm starting to struggle. My six pack is a one pack of 10, I ache in the morning and worst of all grey flecks are starting to appear in my hair at my temples. What should I do?
Cheers
M&M's Reply
Firstly, getting older is the only thing we can guarantee in life - get over it and pull yourself together.
Work: Move from your current industry to a more suitable for your age - Osteopathy?
Weight: Try diet coke as a mixer instead of full fat coke
Hair, three choices:
1.Grey can be seen as been refined and even attractive
eg George Clooney or George Bush
2.Shave it off
3.Get a rinse and dye the little buggers blonde (ooops)
Posted by folling182
This mission isnt difficult...that would be too easy...this mission is impossible... (or something like that).
I need 2 tickets for a concert (keane in barcelona) and they have sold out a month before the concert day.
I cant find anywhere to buy them, except for the odd page which charges 90€/ticket plus 30€ delivery
(instead of about 22€ and i could of picked up myself).
The worst part is im broke as fcuk, so 210€ to take my gf to a concert is not gonna happen.
Calling for the dynamic duo, i repeat, calling for the Dynamic Duo!!
Solution = X
X = ??????
Posted by masseur
"this isn't mission difficult, it's mission impossible. "Difficult" should be a walk in the park for you"
Posted by tranquil
I wonder why Masseur was quick to reply to a post about "fountain of youth".
Posted by methylated_spirit
ohhh, meeow! Saucer of milk to the garbage thread, stat!
In answer to the tickets question: Dont spend all that money, Keane are, though talented, very dreary and they will bore the pants off you live. Good background music at a dinner party, but otherwise guff.
Posted by folling182
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Thanks for the correction masseur!!
I watched it in spanish and they did a very simple translation, something like what i wrote.
@Meths: The problem is that my gf reaaally wanted to go, and the last time she mentioned buying the tickets i was pissed off with her and didnt really listen...now im not, and i dont have tickets...
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if both chicks are hot!
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Posted by DJcreamz
Im addicted to solpadeine, i take at least 6 doses a day (2 more than recomended) but they contain codine which is addictive, my dr said i shld stop but i cant or i get ratty and moody.
What alternative therapy's would you recomend, are there any other "over the counter" medecines i can take, and i need to get of nytol aswell so i need an alternative to this, while im here i may aswell ask how long it takes to come of tamazapan because i take them every night aswell
Posted by methylated_spirit
Try heoin, you wont crave codeine or nytol then!
Posted by DJcreamz
i tried it, nuffing maybe the nytol cancells it out
Posted by batesie
Buy a big bong, and £40 worth of Skunk (marijuana) and that should help you relax/sleep.
(Allegedly)
Bob Marley told me
Posted by DJcreamz
lol nah it justs makes me paranoid and horny which is a leathel combination
Posted by batesie
Music is a my therapy.
Just grab a copy of 4Hero The Remixes Vol 1
and nice and expensive pair of headphones.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Take up a sport. Get active, go running, then you will feel a lot better, and wont feel the need to take stuff as much
Posted by HyperiaBlue
Ok i have a problem!!
What would one use to stop/prevent ones body from itching constantly...???
Need permanent relief!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Scratching! Or that lotion for chicken pox, camomyle or camolyne or something like that.
Posted by HyperiaBlue
Been there done that...any other suggestions?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Hmm, have you consulted your doctor?
Posted by plasmadog
meths, u mean calomine lotion?
yeah.. that.. or some powder too.
Posted by HyperiaBlue
Thanks, seen the doc...got some pills...now to wait for th results!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Cool let us know!
Posted by mince-inside
@HyperiaBlue - is this this itchy thing recently acquired?
If you've been px pills then I assume it's a systemic problem (not local as you would have been px something like hydrocortisone cream)
If it's not something you've suffered from childhood my 'Good News' guess would be a contact allergy to washing power / conditioner and recommend something non-biological. eg Fairy or not washing your clothes eg @absithebri
Mr M
Posted by HyperiaBlue
Nah its an allergy, so no worries! Will be sorted.
Posted by dr_thug
did anyone mention previously here that M&M stands for Mahindra and Mahindra in India.....a auto company...makers of SUVs and tractors.....$th largest tractor producer in the world...nice suv they have..Mahindra Scorpio to visit their website
in google or somewhere else
Posted by dr_thug
oops.....sorry didnt know the topic was on dermatitis
.....r u having some fungal disease??it can also be due to some systemic diseases.do consult a doctor.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Interesting looking SUV, looks tidy. Around here M&M stands for mince and meths, and we solve problems, any problems, not just fungal infections and stuff.
Posted by dr_thug
hello,can i connect my pc with net connection to my mobile via ir or bt and surf from my phone?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Not that kind of problem, though...
Posted by scotsboyuk
@dr_thug
They don't answer the difficult ones!
Which phone is it that you are trying to do this with? It is certainly possible using a Pxxx and there is quite a spot of information on the procedure on Esato already.
Some more details would be helpful and you may wish to post your query in the 'Technical' forum as you will probably get a faster response.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Time to resurrect this behemoth! Come on, any problems? I'm yer man!
Posted by maddav
I keep on getting distracted whilst trying to revise business studies. Maths and physics I can do, because i just get on with past exam questions, but with business studies a lot of the work is reading, and I keep getting distracted ( like posting here
)
Any advice?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Give up, you can earn just as much being bin man anyway.
Hurrah for minimum wage!
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Posted by maddav
A bin man with a degree in Physics! (which is what i intend to do at uni, not business)
Maybe I should spend less time asking for advice, and more time revising...
Posted by methylated_spirit
Problem solved! NEXT!
Posted by DJcreamz
I wana six pack but dont wanna go to the gym, is it worth buying one of them erlectronic mucsel tonners??
m,y mate twisted his muscel using one of them, unfourtunatly the mucsel he was trying to enlarge wasnt a mucsel
Posted by methylated_spirit
Hmm. I'm looking for a lazy-boy fastrack answer to this old chestnut meself, I dont want to buy a muscle thing because
a) I will get drunk and apply it to my conkers, as your mate did
b)GAY
I can get hold of some illegal diet pills, giving it some serious consideration. Going to Sain in september, and i dont want Greenpeace to roll me in the water when im sunbathing. I got a gut but the rest of me is okay...any suggestions? Burgaz, you used to be a fatlord, how did you combat this?
Posted by DJcreamz
it does seem a little pointless
im not a fat guy, but when u compare my beer belly to the rest off my body
its quite unproportioned
Posted by methylated_spirit
I'm feeling that, f'shizzle!
Posted by DJcreamz
its an investment in future
Posted by mince-inside
Holy Macaroni - what's the chance of swinging by the same time as the other Mr M, anyway, @DJ the answer to your question is very simple.
Bench press - builds up the breasticles, pulling up the fat and producing a relatively flat stomach
Posted by DJcreamz
bench press what tho mate ??
general house hold items ?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Benchpress a bench.
Hey mince! It was my birthday yesterday, as you have probably read! Been up to much?
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Posted by solidsingh
benchpress some weights on a bar on a bench