Posted by scotsboyuk
@meths
Neither of those were coup attempts, rather they were giggle inducers, motherwise known as jokes. Quite how you think one would stage a coup de tate on Esato, I'm not at all sure.
Gosh I got the 1000th post!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Dear m'n'm, some members take everything i say far too seriously, what can i do to crack a joke without getting harangued these days?
Posted by scotsboyuk
@meths
I believe I can field that one. The answer is very simple, don't try to crack jokes.
Posted by methylated_spirit
But thats what i do.....you waffle nd pontificate, and i crack the jokes!
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Posted by scotsboyuk
@meths
You do? I hadn't noticed.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Oh i think you have. I was voted "funniest member" at the prestigious Fijies, i do believe you were the host?
Posted by scotsboyuk
@meths
Was that category for funny 'Ha Ha' or funny 'He drools at medicine time'?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Point proven... that was terrible, just you stick to what you're good at, i'll crack the jokes around here
Posted by scotsboyuk
@meths
Gosh I remember when I was the 'funny one' on Esato ...
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Posted by methylated_spirit
Must have been dullsville around here in the olden days
Posted by scotsboyuk
@meths
Indeed, we were simply screaming out for bad puns and pictures of people balancing objects on their heads. I'm surprised Esato survived as long as it did without them!
Posted by methylated_spirit
At least my balancing idea is original, while your jokes are stolen from blackadder!
Posted by scotsboyuk
@meths
Keep up man! I haven't used Blackadder in an age! At any rate it was all we had, that and two lumps of coal and a yoyo. Until you came along we had no idea of the wonders of balancing objects on one's head. Simpler times ...
Posted by methylated_spirit
It truly is great, what i have done here, like a missionary in an ancient tribe!
Posted by scotsboyuk
@meths
You didn't bring us any shiny beads!
Posted by vanquish
this is hilarious!
Posted by kimcheeboi
@scots meth doesn't have any shiny beads but he's got plenty of the pearly white faux pearls for you.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Yeah, i'll give you a pearl necklace if you want, scotty
Posted by kimcheeboi
I think he would love it!
Posted by kimcheeboi
@scots isnt it coup de etat btw
Posted by scotsboyuk
@kim
No it isn't. Not according to my spelling at any rate, although it is probably one of those phrases that can have different spellings e.g. coup d'tat.
Posted by kimcheeboi
oh i dont know i spell american anyhoo
so what do you think about the pearl neckalce offer?
Posted by scotsboyuk
@kim
I prefer diamonds.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Speaking of diamonds, i was in Diamond Dolls on saturday night...yes its a lapdancing club...yes i spent a lot of money...
Posted by Lynx69
cool...this thread is 69 pages long
Posted by kimcheeboi
here we have spearmint rhino and score!
but im too young for the hedonism
so,
Dear M'n'M,
What is the best way to sneak into a strip joint?
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like YOU would know anything about '69'
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Posted by methylated_spirit
Truffles and Diamond Dolls are the 2 local estblihments.
Kim, may i recommend pretending to be a wokman, called to fix something?
Posted by kimcheeboi
youre a GENIUS!
Posted by Lynx69
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Easy now, 69 is my lucky number
Posted by methylated_spirit
Its okay kids, panic over! Im back! If you've got any festive woes you need advice on..... post your woes away today!
Posted by plasmadog
@meths, very nice of you to bail on us when we needed advise the most!!
anyways, welcome again agony uncle... and where's that pretty assistant of yours? at diamond dolls?
EDIT: hmm... american-french spelling? wow!! that's courting controversy.
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Posted by methylated_spirit
As the bard once said - "a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do"
Posted by im3super
Dear @minced meat and @mutilated spirit, what's the best way to express displeasure toward a boss? Will boxing his dog's ears be a little overboard or should I box his instead?
Posted by k4m!k4ze
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Try taking his wife out to dinner or something
Posted by methylated_spirit
The best way to handle this little conundrum, is, in my experience, start a mutiny. Get yourslf a megaphone, some decent electrical tape, canned food (in case it turns into a seige), and make some propoganda leaflets about how much of a cock your boss is. Spread leaflets liberally through the workforce, all the while shouting down any disagreeing people with the megaphone.Tie up and gag your boss, then wreck his office in front of his very eyes. Try to hold out for at least a couple of days, but going a fortnight should ensure media coverage of your plight.
Posted by k4m!k4ze
Good Advice ! With friends like you, who needs enemies ?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Just doing my bit.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Stuck for a new years resolution? You know who to ask for some suggestions
Posted by k4m!k4ze
ok tell me one which i can keep without too much effort
Posted by methylated_spirit
A resolution that doesnt require much effort...
Your new years resolution is: Watch more television.
Posted by plasmadog
looking for a resolution that's cheap, yet everyone says "wow... that's a super one!!"?
Posted by k4m!k4ze
To completely quit smoking (when u dont actually smoke in the first place
) or something like that
Posted by methylated_spirit
hmmm yeah, kllr is along the right lines... what about taking up a hobby...get good at skiing or something? Any dry ski slopes near you?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Okay, perhaps someone can answer MY problem:
My digital box is on the blink, the picture is ok but the sound is all crackly, in fact its worse i just get that "shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" noise. Ive waggled wires, thumped it, done everything but....
Posted by k4m!k4ze
Burn it and get a new one
Posted by blackspot
"shhhhhhhhhhh" it obviously wants you to keep quiet
There's probably loose connections inside or the audio section of your box is damaged -- take it to a service shop.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Bought it in Asda - serves me right...
Posted by plasmadog
is there some sort of magnetic interference close to the speaker? this might cause the noise to be messed up.
else,check the incoming audio transmission...
could be some connection problem as blackspot said.
Posted by methylated_spirit
I will just take it back, thanks guys.
Any more problems?
Posted by mince-inside
@meths try your digibox on your folks TV - it could be the signal strength is not enough from your ariel. You may need a booster (fit as close to the ariel as possible) or a bigger ariel.
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