Posted by axxxr
BREAKING FAKE NEWS: A spy has gained access to a confidential letter from Nokia's Chief Executive Officer detailing how, in some cases (particularly if the user is especially gullible or easy suggestible), Nokia phones can release a burst of electromagnetic energy, causing heart failure, brain hemorrhaging, and in some cases Instant Death Syndrome. In the letter, CEO Jorma Ollila makes it clear that the problem is well known, and the "loss of life is an acceptable risk we must face in order to sell our products."
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[ This Message was edited by: axxxr on 2004-07-21 05:31 ]
Posted by batesie
nice letter
instant death syndrome. we've all got that
Posted by BobaFett
So a nokia is the best for an enemy of mine?
Posted by rrojas260
Next time I see someone with a heart problem im blaming Nokia.
Posted by *Jojo*
I guess the problem will apply to all manufacturers, not only Nokia 
I should really bought that SE K700i back then . . . 
Posted by david1975
So i take it being fake news someone was bored and make up story still its a good one though
Posted by axxxr
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Thats was the whole idea!
Posted by david1975
I do know that i was just saying how good it was im not brain dead you know
Posted by axxxr
Touchy aren;t we!
...just having a laugh david! 
Posted by david1975
I know its cool im just tired thats all
Posted by Cula
Nokia does that to pepole. I surly wanted to kill the one who sold me my last Nokia!!!
Posted by kimcheeboi
Isn't it culo, not cula?
Posted by axxxr
Posted by kimcheeboi
meaning 'ass' in spanish
Posted by axxxr
oh now i get it!..
Posted by rpacis
Heh... The memorandum was pretty funny.
Posted by boto43
That's a joke, isn't it? Or it's common for all phones and not only Nokias.
Posted by axxxr
Yes i'm afraid it is a joke!
Posted by energetic
Lets send this through e-mail to all over the world!
Nokia sales will go down the drain!
Posted by axxxr
Nokia sales are already going down the drain!
Posted by rpacis
Hah... That's a good one
Posted by Atlis
I will suggest N***a to all my "friends" 
Posted by SnowBear
@axxxar do you have a link to the pic in better quality? i like it =)
Posted by Liam
Lol great work, looks real enough
Posted by wapchimp
some1 should mail it to nokia
Posted by Residentevil
Are you sure it is fake?
Posted by Lynx69
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Sounds true to you after hearing all the blowing up stories?
Posted by axxxr
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Make no mistake guys this is a fake!...If you make any attempt to prove it otherwise i'm pretty sure you will getting a call from nokia's lawyers!..Snowbear here's the link to the letter which is in full size..i.e easier to print off.
http://img19.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img19&image=nokia1.jpg
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[ This Message was edited by: axxxr on 2004-07-22 01:23 ]
Posted by Lynx69
Link doesnt work it goes to...
Posted by axxxr
Funny coz i just checked it works fine from my end.
Posted by Lynx69
Have you got a direct link to the picture?
Posted by *Jojo*
What if . . . . . . . . . the very same report happened to Sony Ericsson
- mates Are you still going to patronize the forthcoming releases of the P910, S700 and Z1010
Posted by axxxr
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Won't link for some odd reason...no i dont have a direct link to it...but hold on im still trying.
Posted by Lynx69
I cant seem to view any uploaded picture on that website. Probably something to do with my browsers. I have tried ie and it doesnt work
Probably spyware 
Never mind.
Posted by scotsboyuk
@jojo
Yes, I like exploding phones, they make a conversation go with a bang!
Posted by axxxr
Here u go this one should work!..
http://img19.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img19&image=nokia1.jpg
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Posted by Lynx69
Yep! Thanks
Posted by *Jojo*
@scotsboyuk - Well, here you go mate !
Posted by scotsboyuk
@jojo
That chap isn't using a mobile though.
Posted by SnowBear
haha =) thanx
Posted by Liam
Did you see the video of the referee who got a shock form his in ear headset, i cant remember which Football program it was one but it was real funny.