Posted by mince-inside
@KiMcHeEbOi:Bollocks have just dropped (I know @kim I've said that one before) and he thinks he's the 'cock of the rock', has a very confused mother as she does not understand why his socks are so rigid when she gets them from under his bed for the washing machine.
Thinks it's cool to smell like the aftershave counter in Boots*
*replace with your national chemist
Posted by kimcheeboi
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acutally i was about 11 or 12
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That would be my nuts, and they descended very many years ago
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I know, the cock is hard as a rock, especially at random times
Damn hormones.
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I know, my feet do get pretty sweaty, and i still have a 10-year old bottle of that goldbond shit
Mommy still thinks I haven't kissed a girl yet
She's so cute and innocent.
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don't insult my sense of smell, man!
Posted by mince-inside
@kim - it's not for me to explain the sock joke
Posted by kimcheeboi
lmao nice little thread you have going here
Posted by mince-inside
@masseur (the main man): Moderate stature, metro-sexual, carries all his computer bits and pieces in a leather pilot case (you know the sturdy rectangular flat top jobbies), tortured by peoples bad posture (especially Finance bods slouching over the FT in departure lounges).
Would tell you if you dropped a fiver but struggle if the dropped a tenner (expensive phones to buy and review) would easily be
mis-diagnosed as suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Wine snob.
Posted by djpowelly
Any 4 me
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Posted by kimcheeboi
Dead on!
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@mince, i think he's taunting you
Posted by djpowelly
hehe
Posted by methylated_spirit
@kimewoteva - Are you old enough to have a contract phone, sonny jim? pokemon hasnt been around THAT long surely, or maybe i should reach for my shawl and Werthers originals, and grumble about the war along with scotsboyuk. He flew Spitfires, you know. Kaiboshed the Gerries!
Posted by *Jojo*
@methylated_spirit - The resurrected 'braveheart' __ Wallace of Scotland! I really love that movie mate
Posted by kimcheeboi
@methys- as you don't know, i am 17
Posted by Sammy_boy
@DJPowelly - go on then here's one for you:
16-18 years old, likes 'avin it large', is up till 3am on his wheels of steel bangin' out phat tunes much to his parent's disgust, reads Max Power/some other car modding magazine to get ideas on what to do with his 10-year old Ford Fiesta when he gets it, then does nothing except stick some of those stickers on the headlights to make the car look like it has twin headlights and then drives round his local town for five hours each Friday and Saturday night playing the same songs in said Fiesta till his petrol runs out!
@meths - I've got a BB gun, not a catapult, and my spider's escaped!
Posted by batesie
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yes you are right but i sweat when its been 3 hours since my last brandy...
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Posted by methylated_spirit
@JN - They may take our lives but they will never take our IRN_BRU IN A GLASS BOTTLE TO CHUCK AT NEDS WHO HANG AROUND BUS STOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@kimecheboiesigtroiiooyuwo - 17? You had your first shave yet? kissed a girl yet?
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Posted by mince-inside
@meths: WizzKid on AutoCad (wishes he had a 21” screen), expert and the old Alt+Tab when anyone approaches his desk, cycles to work to try and keep fit for Sunday footie, thinks 1 situp a day is enough (1/2 when he get out of bed 1/2 when he gets in), works in the Rangers Shop on Saturday, drinks Tennants, thinks Edinburgh people are posh and Rugby is for puffs. Has an account with Greigs the Bakers. Finally, dances naked in front of his bedroom mirror to Beat 106 when getting ready for a Saturday night oot
(Thought you deserved a propper one)
Posted by Scorchio
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I like my heels! And anyway, my mummy says I'm cool
MInce inside: Angry INtel technician who likes to wear his lab suit to the pub
Posted by djpowelly
@Sammy_boy
Hehe
thats funny! Im 15 so i do read those magasines, but i would prefer a clio or corsa!!!
Posted by mince-inside
@axxr: Avid comic collector has a shrine to Stan Lee, into Medieval War re-enactment, Internet equivalent to a bookworm, drives a convertible SAAB to try and attract the ladies. Does not mind buying/drinking halves. Listens to Andy Williams type music.
Posted by methylated_spirit
@mince inside - i do play football and cycle to work, and i do alt-tab at work, esatos fault! thats uncanny! But i dont have an account at greggs i try to watch what i eat during the season. Close season now though! Pig out! Drink far too much though...
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Posted by mince-inside
@energetic: Fast man, likes fast women and fast food. Only owns white shirts (could do with fastening a couple of more buttons up) works in the Finance Industry, would buy anything if he thought he knew someone to sell it on to. Wears too much jewellery. Does not need to worry about Alt Tab as he has his own office and he edits his proxy server log files
Posted by batesie
These are brilliant. dont stop.
don't forget @axxxr has a sony vaio for every day of the week, 3 of which he keeps in his saab... and a pair of night vison goggles...
Posted by scotsboyuk
I really can't understand where this Battle of Britain caper comes from! Mind you, I would like to think that I would have given a good account of myself on Eagle Day and taken a few Huns down over the Channel before getting whammied on gin at Mrs Miggins' afterwards, with the other chaps, all cheering the King's good health and victory over the bally Bosch.
That's the sort of caper one can tell over a dinner table, leaving out the gory parts until the ladies have retired, of course, then the chaps can hear about one's exploits and one can here what sort of damned fine heroics they got up to. I'm sure there would be some tales to tell; jolly dangerous scrums with the Bosch that only the likes of Winnie and Monty and chaps with second names for firsts could sort out, inspiring the lads to run forward and give the enemy a damned good licking, with the jesses sitting it out on the touchline.
We need more of that sort now you know good old fashioned bravery with just a touch of insanity, that's what sees us through the day. Then of course all the hijinks and capers can be recounted, songs can be sung, knees can be slapped, blazers with brass buttons can be worn, pipes can be smoked, cigars clipped, brandy swilled, eggs fried, open top sports cars driven in the rain with just the usual comment to the pretty lady in the passenger seat of, "Bracing weather, isn't it darling?", croquet played, and a dashed smart time can be had by all. Huzzah!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Bawbag
Posted by scotsboyuk
Sorry?
Posted by mince-inside
@scotboyuk: Calls his trousers 'tweeds'
@bigfeat: 6’4” lesbian called Rita, big player in the internet porn industry, steroid abuser, spends a lot of time in the Far East with ‘try before you buy brides’ but still to find the lucky girl – insists her bitches call her Mr Big when wearing her 12” strap-on
PS. Don’t think this one is very accurate but it made me laugh just typing it
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Posted by batesie
@axxxr, knows the entire Sony Style catalogue inside out, product numbers/specs. knows the people in all london Sony Centres by their first names
Posted by mince-inside
@londonstone:Wanabe mod, young, very keen, puppy like. Collects those little lead character/things and paints them. Into games in a big style on any platform – lucky he’s got 6 fingers. Dream job would be a small applications developer. Likes his P800 as it goes well with his Spock outfit.
Posted by methylated_spirit
@Scotsboyuk - i seem to have been nominated the kebab eating, swearing, noisy farting one, while you appear to have been nominated the gentleman, offers seats to ladies on buses and things, does that mean we have to hate each other?
Posted by mince-inside
@meths I hear he has a green & white stirrer for his G&T and may have worked for Glasgow City Council in his time
Posted by methylated_spirit
Oh My God! Its on now!!!!!!!!!!!! No Surrender and all that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by mince-inside
wooo there cowboy it's just hear say, let the man come back and show you the 'colour of his money'
(put the Red Hand of Ulster flag back in your bag)
Posted by scotsboyuk
@methylated_spirit
One should never hate anyone, dislike perhaps, even then I wouldn't be as vulgar to show such dislike in public; far better to reply to your posts with a thinly veiled contempt, whilst snickering into a champagne flute.
Posted by Sammy_boy
@scotsboy: You were born in the wrong time period, weren't you!? Or were you cryogenically frozen, only to be thawed out 60 years later, Austin Powers style?
I bet @axxxr also carries a big baseball bat around just in case he comes across G. W. Bush, so he can tell him exactly what he thinks of his foreign policy! (Give him a whack for me as well, @axxxr!)
Posted by scotsboyuk
@Sammy_boy
There is something to be said about living in simpler times.
@mince-inside
I do have tweeds, but I don't call all my trousers tweeds because, well, they aren't.
Posted by methylated_spirit
@mince-inside: i aint THAT bad, mate!
@scotsboyuk: Why reply like that, to impress all your socialite old money hangers-on? I believe in calling a spade a spade, none of that flowery 1930's whah-whah-whah-ing.
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Posted by kimcheeboi
someone do one for @jojo (well @JN now)
Posted by kimcheeboi
someone do one for @jojo (well @JN now)
Posted by *Jojo*
@kimcheeboi - No one would dare mate
. . . that will just be eating a lot of 'non-sense' bandwidth ! Hmmmm . . . why not contemplate on making write-ups about the mods 
Starting at those 'less-seen' here : @cytech and @arnoldc 
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Posted by scotsboyuk
@methylated_spirit
What what?
Posted by methylated_spirit
@scotsboyuk: point proven
Posted by mince-inside
@sammy_boy: Sort of kid that got his (face)cheeks nipped by his aunties, tortured by girls that 'just want to be friends' but dreams about nailing them. Lives with his parents, has a workshop area in their double garage and a Cassio Calculator Watch stuck to a shelf that he took to bits as a kid and could not get it back together again(serves as a constant reminder). Knows the importance of loading your tip as it aids heat transfer. Drinks alcho-pops
Posted by methylated_spirit
@bobafett - Quiet until he's got a drink inside him, then he goes on the RAMPAGE! Knocking wing-mirrors off cars, kicking over bins, you know the type. All the while screaming "DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!!"
Posted by mince-inside
@syntax:Seen his pic on his web site but he's a good lad so here goes.
Always carries his laptop loaded with his DVD back-catalogue ie good one to be stuck in a lift with. Has a kitchen cupboard dedicated to Tunnocks Caramel Waffers - lights up like the suitcase on Pulp Fiction when opened. Has a directors chair in his bedroom and a clapper board on the wall. Calls everyone lovie and kisses women and men on both cheeks. Can often be seen looking through a rectangle made by this thumb and index finger on both hands. Taps his feet a lot.
Posted by Sammy_boy
"Sort of kid that got his (face)cheeks nipped by his aunties, tortured by girls that 'just want to be friends' but dreams about nailing them. Lives with his parents, has a workshop area in their double garage and a Cassio Calculator Watch stuck to a shelf that he took to bits as a kid and could not get it back together again(serves as a constant reminder). Knows the importance of loading your tip as it aids heat transfer. Drinks alcho-pops"
@mince - close!
Plenty of girls I'dve liked to have 'nailed' in the past - you get a point there! Do still live at home (another point), but the garage is only a single one, and full of junk whilst my car sits on the drive in all the elements, and I do have a Casio calculator watch - I haven't tried taking it apart, but it is missing it's strap!!
No idea on how to solder yet (my next objective), and I am rather partial to the odd alco-pop (give yourself another point!
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Posted by mince-inside
@JN(aka jojo) : Long hair, 'Class A' kind of person, IT guru for massive crime organisation, has problems sleeping mostly due to the infinate possiblities of SCSI RAID, should really get out more. Snacks on Trill, has Bob Marley music on ALL the time. Has a number of restriction orders on him (mostly local dog owners), spends a fortune on 'High Class Hookers'.
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Posted by *Jojo*
@mince-inside - That's an ' O V E R K I L L ' there mate
! Though, I admit that some were 'TRUE' - 
. . . minus the spent his fortunes on hookers thing - honestly, I prefer dogs - does not have an attitude Are you some kind of a psychic, mate Some more, I don't have a long hair, fast receding and thinning (genetics) maybe Music . . . . nope, not Bob Marley, I prefer Jazz Artists/Musicians like that of the band - KISS, Aerosmith, Deff Leppard . . . just kidding, the likes of Al Jarreau, Richard Claydon, Kenny G, David Benoit, Jim Chappel etc. [ This Message was edited by: JN on 2004-07-23 00:33 ]
Posted by mince-inside
@JN 'Are you some kind of a psychic'
LOL - I don't think Mr Big(feat) or Zen would agree!
Posted by methylated_spirit
David Benoit - isnt he a wrestler?
Posted by mince-inside
@jahed: Not sure how long or where he's visiting us from
Posted by methylated_spirit
Any more analytical mind-drawings of esato members? Anyone?