Posted by malcs
vlammetje = really cool person
jellyellie = really really cool 12 year old
bjerkebanen = really really really cool guy
scotsboyuk = patriotic scotsboy
Posted by Sammy_boy
Scotsboyuk: Lives in a grotty council flat, smokes 50 Mayfair Superkings a day. Spends all day watching Trisha, Big Strong Boys, Bargain Hunt and other quality daytime television shows and spending his benefits on fags and Special Brew whilst surfing Esato pretending he's posh. Has a dictionary next to the PC for looking big words up.
Has two tracksuits, which is his entire wardrobe. When he does go out he spends most of it at his local boozer drinking Strongbow and causing fights with the local chavs. Speaks with a thick scottish accent and swears a lot.
Sorry scots, I couldn't resist!
Feel free to get me back! 
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Posted by scotsboyuk
@malcs
I am patriotic, but British first, then Scottish.
@Sam
I see my secret is out!
Sammy_boy:
Actually a woman, Samantha, who is in the process of becoming a man. The operation is costing too much money and so 'Sam' is in the middle of the procedure, between states so to speak.
On a cocktail of drugs to suppress his male hormoes, 'Sam' has become extremely docile and a nice 'guy'. If 'he' doesn't take his medication for the day 'he' becomes extremely aggressive, forcing his boyfriend, Bob, to tie him to the bed and hit him with a cattle prod.
One thing that I didn't understand, what exactly is 'Special Brew'? I seem to recall having heard of it, is it a kind of beer?
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Posted by Sammy_boy
@scots - hmmm, looks like my secret's out too!
Don't tell me you don't get Special Brew north of the border? It's a high strengh lager that tends to be preferred by those individuals who are between houses or jobs. Not tried it myself, so not sure what it's like!
Posted by scotsboyuk
@Sam
I have heard the name and I knew it was some kind of beer, but thank you for clearing that one up for me.
Posted by DJcreamz
i just spent my entire lunch time reading this thread and ive missed out on badly required food and more importantly cigarettes
but its might funny
Posted by batesie
nothing wrong with a glass of special brew with lunch...
)
love the pictures in your heads BTW.....
Posted by DJcreamz
special brew is the same as tennats super T
Posted by scotsboyuk
I'm not much of a beer drinker, I do, however, like the odd Guinness and the occasional tankard of old fashioned ale.
Posted by DJcreamz
going by the previos posts about u, id say u where into speckled hen and more fittingly Spitfire ale's
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Posted by methylated_spirit
Tennents Super is stronger than Special Brew, i think...could be wrong. Either way, they are both tramp rocket fuel!
Posted by DJcreamz
yer it is two cans as a 14 yr old and i was leggless for a week
Posted by methylated_spirit
Knocked back 6 cans of secial brew a few months ago...they were out of date...that made some interesting online converstion, along with the red wine...ask scotty and vlamm!
Posted by Pradhika
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On 2005-02-11 16:35:04, scotsboyuk wrote: Pradhika: A small, wizened old man with a staff, lightsaber and green skin. |
Posted by batesie
thought i'd dig an old one out the box....
Posted by scotsboyuk
@Pradhika
My pleasure.
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Posted by amd1129
How do u guys picture me? :-D
Posted by paulbang
@those whove read my posts
yes hoe do u picture me - for thos whove seen my pics online, well Comment .....
Posted by DJcreamz
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Posted by paulbang
@dj ! (thats a rod over ur pathetic dot)
Posted by Glenny
50cent-50cent
(has that gag been used yet?)
Posted by amd1129
I picture as a humurous person! ;-)
Posted by Qoastro
Glenny:
Orange hair, big front teeth. Looks like he would fit just perfect in the magazine MAD
Like Ron in Harry Potter but goofier
Sorry
Posted by Glenny
ill get u back!
Qoastro: An evil mastermind - the ones that have cats and spin in chairs, with dark glasses and an eye patch. Dunno why
Posted by goldenface
Would anyone like to hazard a guess on what image I conjur up? Be gentle with me. . . .
Posted by mustafabay
goldenface
One of the best looking faces currently on the planet. Zooming out of his face the image isn't so pleasant, its basically destroyed by the beer belly sticking out of his pants. At least he has a mind to complement his face, so photographers stay zoomed in.
Posted by goldenface
are you sure you haven't met me?
Mustafabay:
6'6" and 236lbs, this guy sits outside his villa all day on a lounge seat, basking in the sun and catching rays on his mono-browed face, eating packets of peanuts & raisins.
He has a Sony laptop perched upon his khaki-short adorned legs, chatting happily away by msn to Mahora and visiting Esato, but he also likes to slurp great big pitchers of fresh pineapple juice, made from pineapples which he has crushed between his own knees
Posted by mustafabay
goldenface
You sure you haven't met me? You must be pretty short to put me at 6'6" ut you're not that way off. I'm not good at lbs so what's that in kgs? I'm afraid you're too close to the truth.
I liked the rest though, some day
Posted by goldenface
@mustafabay. About 110kgs. How close am I? He he he. I'm 6'2".
Posted by mustafabay
Lat time I checked I was a sliver under 6'1". I won't comment on anythingelse
Anyone else want too be a picture in a head?
Posted by Kwiksta
me! yay
Posted by mustafabay
tempsonyfreak is true to his name. A lot more than you'd think. He's so big of a freak that he has his hair cut io say sony in a nice metalic silver. This happened after being inspired by the Bluetooth hair cut. He also is a little faster than normal people. Being 7'11" and only 200lbs his walk is much like a run to a regular human. Also since he's quite light for his height he's found that walking and running aren't quite fast enough so he jumps around much like the hulk. tempsonyfreak doesn't come out much and prefers to stay curlded up at home staring at his tiny laptop. He currently is nerviuse about ordering a new Sony Vaio T just for the fact he doesn't think there is a site that will be able to deliver it before he's bored. tempsonyfreak is living his days waiting for science to find a cure for his extreme speed so he can enjoy things like normal people
Posted by Kwiksta
yay! any1 else?
Posted by mustafabay
I'm sure you could have a go at somebody yourself, since you seem to have the time and are always bored. I'm sure you can think of someone.
Posted by Kwiksta
true...anyone want to be imaged (yes its not a word...)?
Posted by Kwiksta
i guess not...
Posted by Chazzer3
Do me?
Posted by Glenny
Chazzer3: An old teenager with slick black hair in an elvis style , with a leather jacket , jeans and a motorbike
Posted by Chazzer3
Teenager :
Everything Else :
He he,
What's everyone else think?
Posted by Kwiksta
chazzer3...quite a lanky dude who likes eating chips...he also jumps around like a kangaroo....wierd...
Posted by methylated_spirit
Wow, the m'n'm legacy is still going strong after all this time...
Posted by Davo_169
oh oh oh...do me do me....
and no australia jokes.....i am not a kangaroo nor have i ever been a kangaroo
Posted by Kwiksta
a mad short guy who walks with a limp and carries a flamethrower...
Posted by methylated_spirit
i did you ages ago davo...and very stereotypical it was, too.
Ya flamin' Galaaaa!
Posted by mobikid
well how do ya image a new poster or a person who has less no of posts lik me???
Posted by Kwiksta
cool, like myself
my post count sucks and nobody know me hehe
Posted by methylated_spirit
Trogdor The Burninator: Unsure about what he wants to be. Sometimeshe feels Gangsta and says "aye" a lot in his sentences, then at other times he's a pro-Nazi white supremicist...a confused young man, he has a shock of curly brown hair perched atop his noodle. Occaisionally wears a cap at a jaunty angle. Eats a lot of toast, and goes to secret coin-tossing schools in the woods behind the village. Never one to underestimate himself, Trogdor constantly tries to gather together a harem of comely lassies to do his bidding, unfortunately he has yet to succedd, apart from Ugly Marjorie, who, frankly, isn't that comely, but its a start. Enjoys nothing more than a nice pizza with lots of anchovies and garlic.
Posted by Davo_169
haha nice one!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Axxxr: Weighing in at 16 stone and being only 4 foot 11 inches, Axxxr is a rotund midget of a man. Perhaps he wouldnt be so stunted and overweight if he hadn't been sitting at his computer since he was 7 years old. Hates tyranny, and oppression, which he combats vociferously with tyranny and oppression. Wears grey jogging bottoms and a System Of A Down hoodie. Eats luncheon meat straight from the pack, and drinks Pepsi Max. Swears profusely, which his gran hates. Avid porn collector, again, which his gran hates. Once had a girlfriend, but his gran hated her too.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Just tellin' it as i see it!