Posted by kimcheeboi
its about two guys who get stoned and go get burgers
classic! Definitely for Old School and American Pie fans!
Posted by mince-inside
Thankyou ladies for your 'Oooo' I like this bit in a movie interlude.
@Mixin: Succinct (has at least one Geordie parent or grandparent) Enjoys his work but is piss board as it too easy - needs more of a challenge has no respect for his boss, wishes he had a bigger screen. People at work call him 'lead lug' as he's got a slight head tilt. Has loved Spiderman all his life (has an outfit). Wears full-size (DJ style) headphones on is mp3 player so everyone around him gets the impression he's into music. Not the most dedicated follower of fashion, has his look and sticking with it. Retro-man.
Posted by Sammy_boy
It's gone a bit quiet on this thread! Here's another one anyway:
David1975: Enjoys a good argument. Pushes everyone in the queue outside the kebab shop at 2am on a Saturday morning shouting "Yeah, come on then!!!!". Has 'hate' and 'really hate' tattoed on his knuckles. Has his own personalised police cell, on first name terms with most of the local bobbies. Has a mobile phone of each brand, goes on Nokia forums and says "
's are best, Nokias are crap", which he posts from his K700. Stands by the bar in the pub and butts into other people's conversations and disagrees with whatever they're saying. Would state the world was flat if it would get a rise out of someone.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Kimcheebois entry (he's unavailable so i'm doing it at his behest)
@MixiN: 27 years old, aspires to be a Catholic priest by the name of David Koresh and lead a holey revolution. Has every prerequisite for priesthood except that he never read the Bible. Likes boys' toys, enjoys gadgets so much he has a technology fetish. Slow to anger but when hes on pee-aym-assed (american slang for pissed) he rages like a robot from one of them cartoons. Is huge (6'4") but likes small things, obsessed with that 1" hard drive from toshiba and how hes gonna stick it in that memory stick-expander dealie. Has a small driver-like like tool (personally modified t6 screwdriver) which he stabs his toys with. Has had only a shipt w-anchor in his room for the last 27 years, no one knows how it got there--don't see any possibility of it getting out unless the area of residence is torn down.
Posted by mixin
I'm 6'6 actually
Posted by methylated_spirit
That just makes your tool look even smaller, grasped in your hand.
Posted by mixin
That is something i suffer from
Posted by Vlammetje
You're 27 now?
Posted by methylated_spirit
dont see many 6 foot 6 priests around any more, you're a dying breed
Posted by Vlammetje
becoming a priest would be a waste of a perfectly good tall man
Posted by methylated_spirit
Is that because you cant boom-banga-bang with a priest, and you got a thing for tall men, vlamm?
Posted by Vlammetje
what gave me away?
Posted by methylated_spirit
May i recommend
http://www.esato.com/board/viewtopic.php?topic=70555
for you, vlamm?
Posted by kimcheeboi
Manish- almost a man, but not quite. Has either ADD or eats too much candy, he's mommy's chubby little doll anyhow. Is a chronic gambler/doctor, one will eventually get him the ladies. Is a qualified EMT, once saved an old lady with CPR and mouth to mouth, now loves saving lives-- it's so rewarding! Expert at making food, great caesar's salad tosser.
Posted by kimcheeboi
@JN- has had an increasing 'affinity' for dolls in the past few days. wishes there was some kind of greek god doll -- preferabley hermes, ahprodite mixed with a mop/head thing -- so he could kill two birds with one stone: get it on with a 'lad' and clean the chimney at the same time! Also very into superpowers, he would love to meet that 'lad' superman -- mates!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Posted by kimcheeboi
Ayush- should be a rapper and a R&b singer. At first when he meets a girl, he sings "baby i love ya, why don't we boink tonight?"
then develops into an eminem-like rage when he's rejected! "Bi*ch I'm gonna kill ya, you don't want to fu*k with me!"
Just needs to bring out the inner pimp, after all, all indian guys are P.I.M.P.!!! (especially Manish
)
Posted by methylated_spirit
Hell yeah!
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
bitchin
Posted by kimcheeboi
@bobafett- has a lightsaber, but has no idea how to use it except pulling it out and swinging it around wildly, especially while drunk. Extremely hot tempered individual-don't piss him off or he'll pull a death star on yo ass! (When he goes nuts, watch out for the lightsaber hanging out his cloak)
Posted by methylated_spirit
"I feel the /// is strong in this one"
Posted by kimcheeboi
@Lynx69-
Loves girls: asian girls, hispanic girls, white girls, arab girls, african girls, girls from almost-extinct aboriginal tribes... He's like a cat on the prowl when hes hunting for girls (hence the name "Lynx")--every time a girls talks to him all he can manage is a "meow!"
Also dreadfully fearful of dogs, always remembers the time he tried to give a dog a bone. No longer a bone guy after that, he sticks to peanut butter and kibbles & bits.
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Posted by kimcheeboi
damnit i cant tink of who i should do!
Posted by soichiro
me, me!
Posted by kimcheeboi
@soichiro- has recently invested in a haircut a la howard stern, and every time he shakes it the ladies come running. Always puzzled as to why they're wearing snow gear.
Favorite food is hot dogs, he relishes the salty taste. Also likes other condiments between the buns.
Favorite hobby of his is dressing up in a chicken suit, running out onto the street, spanking himself, and saying, "Why did the chicken cross the road? Baaaakkkk baaaak awwww what the fu*k do you care?!" Heavy scent of vodka, vomit, and blood linger around the chicken suit.
Posted by kimcheeboi
@vlammetje-
Has had a 'lazy eye' condition since childbirth. Eye always does this
kind of thing, especially when she reads some posts on Esato. Also does it when stuff gets in her eyes; (see that green stuff)?
works at a golf club cleaning clubs, doorknobs, balls, shafts, etc. The hardest part of her job though is when she's at the counter, and all these stupid morons come and ask these STUPID STUPID questions! Likes the other part of her job though, and the boss likes how shes performs, so she's not planning to quit.
Also has a thing for tall Catholic priests -- its too bad they're into boys.
Posted by 50Cent
spot on! 
Posted by kimcheeboi
@50cent (twista)-
Used to play twista by himself quite a whiles ago, now has taken into being a regular at the 50 cent kissing booth at the county fair. Pretends he likes rap, but he realy enjoys good pop music--nothing can beat 'nsync! Dances to it all the time, with a companion from realdolls.com (see the M&M advice thread).
Also likes electronics, tries to make vibrating objects. Nickname is 'the human vibrator' at school, its cause of his previousl mentioned hobby and his tendency to lapse into epileptic seizure when he sees a girl.
Posted by kimcheeboi
@scotsboyuk-
Cares for nothing more than a sausage sandwich at Mrs. Miggins'. has a 1970-something nova, but the suspensions are shit after all that bouncing up and down action in the parking lot (where else but at mrs miggins').
Likes reading about Socrates and Alcibaides (at Mrs. Miggins) and fantasizes about having such a close teacher-student relationship. Having watches Ed powers' Teacher's Pet vols. I, II, and III (at Mrs. miggins) have only made this longing worse, like a bee sting in the arse.
Eats breakfast at Mrs Miggins, she always gives him some pontificate with his waffle.
Posted by kimcheeboi
@RichLok-
Loves drinking sol cerveza and coronas with lime, then yells at his kids to pick up the dog mierda off the ground. Ay, pendejo! Pinche perro! Of course, with all the child support, he might as well heave a bottle or two of beer at them at tell them to "quiete!"
Picks on little kids on the subway -- if they look at him he starts screaming about "pinche puto why you lookin at me, holmes? You got a problemo?" But then when a bigger guy comes he turns into a superhero; the invisible man (just plain disappears!). Also not quite satisfied with his love life, as he only has 14 kids. His brother has 23 and he came from a family of 19; he's just not an underachiever.
Posted by RichLok
NEXT!!!!!!!!
Posted by 50Cent
dat was a good one!
Posted by RichLok
pinshee Kimchee...
I'm at work. Don't make me laugh so hard again!!!
Posted by kimcheeboi
@methylated spirit-
no longer has blood in his veins, its all meths. Hence the irregular behavior and odd fetishes (frankie howard, anyone?). Still likes to part-ay, really loves to go clubbing at the swinger's clubs. Has had a very hard time findig a girlfriend cause he's looking for a girl who's like a guy in the inside--but she-males are soooo hard to find.
Posted by kimcheeboi
@laffen-
In a perpetual state of laughter (the evil kind) cause he rules over his online kindgom. Has had multiple power trip/attacks when he forgets to take his pills, but masseur is there to soothe him all the time. Also becomes very focused upon some issues--once he waited 3 hours for kimcheeboi to post the lyrics "I'm a gigolo, making lots of dough" in the guess what song this is thread.
playing with fire here!
Posted by kimcheeboi
@tranquil
the opposite of laffen--he's very tranquil, just stares at his cell phone and his computer all day. Once he went to jail, had to bunk up with a guy named Bubba, and despite being tranquil once could have sworn that there was a small smile on tranquil's face.
Also friends with SIR-Sonyericsson-man, but as hes grown too old for clubbing and he has kids, he just likes to get drunk and dance the jig while that techno is poundin'. however, you can't tell from the look on his face, as its so tranquil.
Posted by kimcheeboi
@absinthebri-
Self-sworn virgin, still attempting to reach that state of emptiness they compare to a thousand orgasms (nirvana). Works at an emergency call dispactching center, but because his job is so boring hes taking to meditating in the center. Doesn't matter if he reaches nirvana while he's taking a call, the police will come 1 hour late anyway.
Also know to sing Bryan Adams and barry white to his bonzai tree -- he keeps it alie by feeding it a mixture of protein, water, and haploid cells twice a day.
Posted by kimcheeboi
@kimcheeboi-
His presence is unmistakable: the smell of kimchee and garbage floats all around him. Grossly overweight--he redefines the phallic meaning of 'sausage.' Apt to die of a heart attack at 21, but all the alcohol he drinks will thin his blood, lengthening his life span for 6 more months.
Very spontaneous; he once ordered a 459 dollar solid silver vibrator from ebay, just for the heck of it. related to the vibrator issue: recognizes Crisco as the universal lubricant.
Posted by RichLok
justice is served...
Posted by kimcheeboi
did i mention that @RichLok drives an Astro?
Posted by RichLok
Astro?? no no no ... an 87 Buick Regal with fake Grand National Badges...
Posted by kimcheeboi
and one of those CHP stickers on the back... and he wonders why he gets pulled over by so many LAPD cops.
Posted by kimcheeboi
anyone else want one?
Posted by RichLok
Don't forget the old english letters across the back of my rear window spelling out my last name.
Kimchee drives a small 92 civic with a whole bunch of pokemon, hello kitty and other dolls hanging from the headboard.
Posted by kimcheeboi
no richlok i drive a '75 Mustang, complete with a smog test failure, and i hand a pair of fuzzy dice from the rearview mirror
edit: my belt buckle also has my last initial on it
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Posted by RichLok
I think you drive a home made Hyundai!! 1988 Excel!!
Posted by 50Cent
more like a pink bicycle. With the basket at the front packed with alcohol
Posted by kimcheeboi
im thinking about getting a tiburon, then outfitting it with one of those completely useless rice-rocket kits!
Meanwhile i'll drive my lowered camry around and hope the carbon-fiber hood will match the new door panels
Posted by kimcheeboi
@masseur-
Master of google, but the women goggle at his hands because there so... muscular. He flies so often because hes trying to get away from all those women chasing him. Expert at massage and the search because hes so damned good with those fingers--he could be a neurosurgeon, pianist, and i'll leave out the naughty bits.
Has an obsession with maintaining esato to be the best mobile phone forum out there, but he secretly longs to play in the garbage (kind of like rolling in the hay, but dirtier and kinkier). Is laffen's right-hand man, always is there to give laffen a massage when laffen forgets to take his pills. Favorite massage technique: the one without a towel.
oh im playing with explosives now!
Flies
Posted by Lynx69
HAHA
Sounds perfect to me