Posted by Sammy_boy
How about bodgitt and scarper?
Hell, what am I talking about!?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Suffolk & Doddle?
Posted by Burgaz
@mince inside
How the hell did you come up with "come fly with me" for me??
Didn't realise i'd made enough of a mark on anyone to get noticed at all..
IS it cos of my post in Who's who?
And by the way that thing on Goonies was called Sloth...
And funnily enough that's the kinda image i get for missuk too...[ This Message was edited by: Burgaz on 2004-08-02 02:26 ]
Posted by methylated_spirit
@mince-inside - Elvis - Viva Las Vegas (obviously)
Posted by Vlammetje
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really?
Posted by *Jojo*
@vlammetje - Unless, if you want to become young again as a . . . student/pupil in elementary grade
Posted by Vlammetje
I was unaware that i am no longer young
Posted by scotsboyuk
The only one of those songs nominated for me that I would sing would be 'Do You Know the Way to San Jose'. I suspect there is some form of subtle humour in the 'Common People' suggestion ...
I have always thought I would give a good rendition of the 'Largo Al Factotum' from the 'Barber of Seville, of course with it being a karaoke 'Brindisi' would probably be more appropriate.
Posted by switchbitch
Oor Wullie doesnae hae a sister, pal.
Posted by methylated_spirit
My god, i'll sing anything with a few pints in me! I'll even sing fatman scoop! (not that i have) (oh ok i have)
Posted by methylated_spirit
Has this thread run dry? Theres loads of life here yet people, use your imaginations!
Posted by Sammy_boy
@meths - Who Let The Dogs Out - the Baha Men (has that one being suggested already?)
Posted by friscosjoke
@vlamm-I love rock n roll-Joan jett and the blackhearts
@damo55-I hate everything about you-Ugly kid Joe
Posted by kimcheeboi
@dungeonmaster-spends his nights playing everquest and often fantasizes about S&M 'play' with tina turner.
Posted by Sammy_boy
damo55 - Shut Up - The Black Eyed Peas
Posted by kimcheeboi
@sammyboy-mr roboto
Posted by Sammy_boy
@ kim - whos that? Do I want to know!!
One for you, Kim - Tequila, by Terrorvision
Posted by kimcheeboi
Styx
here
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Posted by kimcheeboi
@orangeman/wapchimp: barenaked ladies~another postcard (chimpanzee)
Posted by friscosjoke
@tranquil-mr jones-the counting crows
Posted by kimcheeboi
he seems more like the omaha type!
Posted by friscosjoke
just because of the "maybe Ive grown a little cynical" line Tranquil seems to be a little that way.
Posted by methylated_spirit
@sammy-boy mud - tiger feet
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Posted by mince-inside
@meths When I'm cleaning Windows - George Formby
Posted by maddav
Don't make fun that song was great
Posted by methylated_spirit
He's referring to my job, im the stores manager at a window and carpet cleaning supplies place.
very funny mincy!
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Posted by mince-inside
@a_p_a_n_d_e_y:Single, has too many pairs of striped dungarees, sleeps with his teddy but would prefer the blonde next door. Likes to play with his snake, not interested in cars and has never wolf whistled with his fingers in his life. Cycles to work on one of those feet first bicycles, touch types, high blood pressure.
Posted by methylated_spirit
@energetic: Collects stamps and coins, eats pasta out Marks and Spencers for lunch, drinks bottled water, wears corduroys and tank-tops, wears square rimless specs, has a nervous laugh, and secretly wishes he was axxxr. Drives a vw polo. Likes Dolly parton records, and smokes Gauloises.
Posted by mince-inside
@milklisp (at least I think that’s his name) Wheeler dealer. Grey haired old man, has a speech impediment and deals in Friesian calves and heifers (hence the nick name) drives an old Ford tractor and Trabant (no-one would buy it from him) wears Wellington boots with the top 4" folded down owns one pair of trousers and has a bailer twine belt. Not to be messed with (especially after closing time on market day) rumours have it he carries a flintlock pistol! Hates kids (especially the ones that call him Worzel Gummage)
Posted by P800_Zen_master
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- funny shit!
Never seen this theard. So thats what people think of me.
Close apart from I dont struggle with my sexuality.
I dont chase men during the day and dont have a boy in every port. What is hair remover?
And the whole square peg does fit in a round hole if the peg is smaller enough!
Posted by methylated_spirit
you can fit it if you lube up, although some prefer it dry! freaks!
Posted by mince-inside
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No just me
Yeh right
Product to remove hair...
Is that you boasting?
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Ooooh, good one for @masseur: Marrakesh Express!
Posted by energetic
@ mince-inside
@methylated-spirit
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Posted by MikLSP
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Is that the best you can do!!
How about another go now you definately know my name lol!
Posted by mince-inside
OK how about this?
M
i
k
Loves living lonely, large, lacks looks. Likes lancastrian ladies
Sammy_boy seeked sensual spanky sausage slipping sliding sweaty sex
Price peeping pant prowler. Phones pissed Preston porn perverts
Posted by Sammy_boy
I'm sure the S in LSP has nothing to do with me!
Unless there's something you're not telling us Mik!
Posted by MikLSP
Hmmm! You know it doesn't.
I think we already covered the LSP in another thread I don't know if u remember it!
Posted by Sammy_boy
Yes, that's right - it was loves followed by your gf's initials I believe!
Posted by MikLSP
You got it!
Mince-inside sent the post to me first by PM for approval & I just said I'm not sure if Sammy (my Sammy that is) would appreciate so you seem to have become the stand-in
Posted by Sammy_boy
Aha! I understand now!
Posted by mince-inside
@thecopperfield: Engineering student (only chick in the class) a zinza (with bad temper), wears no make-up, not to be trusted with a screw driver.Not only has a flash phone but also an M3 convertible and a very nice house.Why? by night she a 6th form St Trinians style dominatrix catering for the likes of @jojo's needs and men who work away from home like hmmm @masseur, specialising in beating men up with sports equipment. All of her clients’ escapades are recorded and she plans to burn DVDs to sell on the Internet at www.hockeystickbruise.com
(please don't type it in your browsers I've just made it up)
Posted by methylated_spirit
@MikLSP: Early thirties, likes nothing better than a pint and a game of darts on a friday after a hard weeks work, drives an N reg Ford Mondeo (dark purple), normally keeps himself to himself, enjoys a little flutter on the geegees, definately a jeans and t-shirt man, devoted to his longterm missus (see previous thread!), would like a Honda jazz but is saving for a holiday. Lives in a semi-detatched house, front and back garden (slabbed over, of course!), thursday night is ALWAYS curry night.
Posted by Sammy_boy
How about Esato couples as well? Either as friends, or literally a couple! Like as follows:
Methylated Spirit and Mince-Inside: Made in Scotland from girders. Drink lots of Iron Bru. They are 'special friends'. Share a flat, sit on computers in separate bedrooms pretending they don't know each other personally and post a lot on Esato. Go shopping together for underwear. Holds hands and skips down the street together when no-one's looking. Really want to win the Esato thong for their own 'entertainment' (expect pictures on certain websites soon). Have their own tankards in their local drinking establishment.
I have a funny feeling I'm going to get some stick for that one!
Posted by mince-inside
Excellent idea @sammy_boy - couples it is!
Edit: Sorry forgot to mention, very funny btw
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Posted by methylated_spirit
@sammy-boy: irn-bru: true. want to win pants: true. live with mince: false. want to live with mince: true
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Posted by mince-inside
@sammy_boy and @axxxr:Live at the same B&B run by @energetic (Rigsby stylee) paid for by DSS. The place smells rank (mostly due to @energetic's aftershave). @axxxr and @energetic fight over the morning broadsheets whilst @sammy_boy nicks sausages off their plates (dipping in their respective fried egg on the way). Have one Escom PC in the whole place connecting wirelessly to the web ONLY @axxxr and @engergetic have the key to this locked room (ever seen them post at the same time....) to prevent 'young' @sammy_boy from access any naughty web sites he may stumble across. @sammy_boy has his lappy hidden in his bedroom (box room) and JUST gets signal. They have no idea they are all on Esato as the most they say to each other is pass the HP (sauce not the printer). @sammy_boy only lives with them as @energetic thought he was a Miss (as in Jones) but let him stay as he agreed to dress up like a girl.
Posted by Sammy_boy
Me dressing up as a girl - that would be a scary sight!
Don't have the legs for it.
And don't forget that Energetic and Axxxr squabble daily on who's going to post the news items!