Posted by mince-inside
@jep900: Coprophagic* weasel, Scout leader, ex-RAF now working in The Link - calls customers 'f**king Civies' under his breath, not happy with the cards the dealer of life gave him and often wonders where did it all go wrong (mostly on the bus home), lives in fear of his car getting stolen - Mike Costin and Keith Duckworth would turn in their graves.
*word I rarely use - reserved for an elite few
Posted by methylated_spirit
oh yeah, i've got a friend who sounds just like that, when he hasnt got enough busfare he says "adapt and overcome!" and robs the person in the elderly seats! He has a collection of knives he got in Cyprus, and eats straight from the tin. What a guy.
Posted by kimcheeboi
Posted by *Jojo*
@methylated_spirit - David Benoit is a jazz pianist by profession, one of the finest in the world, the late Liberace come in only 2nd
Maybe you were pertaining about David Blaine back there as the wrestler 
@mince_outside - Why not try making 'images-on-your-mind' 'bout the mods . . . huh
[ This Message was edited by: JN on 2004-07-23 23:16 ]
Posted by kimcheeboi
ok now youre just plain bs'ing everyone.
Posted by mince-inside
@JN Masseur is the only one I've really seen posts from, hence the pic of him. laffen, tranquil and GOwin remain as Paul Weller, Bruce Foxton, Rick Buckler.
@Kim who are you pointing your comment at and what are you referring to?
@Nitro Fan: Has a glass walled office with blinds 'Big desk man' with lots of executive toys (miniature snooker, pins that you can press your hand on and leaves a print of you hand behind - you know the crap) it's not his fault though people just find him difficult to buy for. Thinks Cisco kit is overrated. Takes 1000Mg or Vitamin C every day (slow release). Would love a Noble M12 GTO but that will wait on the next divvy
It it just @meths and I that picture people?
Posted by Sammy_boy
@JN/Jojo -
Sees his psychiatrist three times a week, doesn't always take his medication, sometimes goes shopping and buys
phones (except last time he bought a Nokia - time for that medication!! ). Amnesiac, watches late night TV whilst keeping an eye on the latest posts on Esato, keeps himself going by eating lots of cheesy puffs and drinking Coke or Mountain Dew.
Jojo - you know I'm only joking matey,
Posted by methylated_spirit
@meths - extremely hung over, was sick this morning after a wild night out in Ayr, Madisons to be exact. Pulled his paraletic mate off a fat bird who was trying to snog him, fat bird then hit him with her handbag, but never mind he stopped his mate making a grave error. Sang "its now or never" at top of his voice in the chip shop and then let his paraletic mate drive him home. God.
Posted by kimcheeboi
@mince-i was referring to @jojo calling david blaine a wrestler
Posted by mince-inside
@bobafett: Wiseman - looks like Dungeon Master from the cartoon Dungeons & Dragons, never jumps in with both feet - cautious. Would be happy to eat muesli for all his meals. Wears those modern sandals, big into recycling. Owns a giant inflatable /// phone (which the enjoys 'playing horsey' on). Dream woman would have be Daisy Duke (as she was)
Posted by mince-inside
@burgaz: Lives on Fast Food, looks like the grown up version of the kid out of the Burt Reynolds movie Deliverance - you know the Banjo player ding-a-ling ding ding. Would be at home in Norfolk (UK), wears a baseball cap (except in bed), matches police profiles of a stalker, wears urban combat coloured clothing at weekends.
Posted by methylated_spirit
@burgaz: Does the "dude, sweet" thing out of dude wheres my car, listens to Marley and Hendrix, hates bombers, and has a wierd vodka bottle/jug of water invention in the cupboard under the stairs. Enjoys nothing better than borrowing his mates playstation and having a 2-day session with a "quarter" and a slab of Miller.
Posted by mince-inside
@anyone posting on this forum under 15 yo: Buy a football, find a field and give it a good kick, chat up girls, buy an air rifle (or pistol) go shoot some cans. For the juvenile PX00 owners you should have spent the money on an old knackered original Mini, find out how it works, get it working better and then you've got your OWN car when it comes to learning to drive! - you only get ONE childhood stop wasting it! Remember you've got most of you adult life ahead of you to lard-arse in front of a computer screen for recreation/work.
Posted by Sammy_boy
....like all us old codgers over the age of 25!!
Posted by mince-inside
@sammy exactly
Above was a teeny bit of a rant from me - must have been trying too hard to understand why people get so excited over politics - lucky you can choose who you can spent you time with away from Esato that all I can say.
Posted by methylated_spirit
My cousins got a mini its well nice, we go to the mini meet at perth racecourse every august and get smashed! everyone camps in this massive field and everyone drinks until they are sick its a gore-fest! Im getting a mini in a few weeks its quality!
Posted by mince-inside
@faithless1976:Creative genius - deserves to be famous beyond his own four walls. Shy, works from home, owns a TV wall permanently on different channels (more than expected on porn). Never had a fight and does not enjoy getting too drunk (doesn't like not being out of control of a situation)
@meths go for an oringinal mini (newer than B reg has disk brakes on the front)
@sammy come on surely you have a picture of @paddy you'd like to share with us
Posted by methylated_spirit
@mince-inside: Naw i want a shegger and im going to vagiclean it! i've got an Uno turbo engine in the hut and ive got some quarter-inch treadplate for the dash and doors, im looking for a mean ass bodykit now, and, obviously, a crapper to do up! Its gonna be sweet P.I.M.P material. Bucket seats blah blah blah no back seats huge sound system etc. Bling Bling!
Posted by mince-inside
@meths cannot wait to see the pics posted
Posted by methylated_spirit
Could be waiting a while mate! Its all about cash im afraid...
Posted by Sammy_boy
I think there's a picture of @patrick on the Gulf War thread, or Bluetooth against bush, one of 'em anyways!
Posted by jontyf
Here goes nutin,
Sammy-boy - sandwich tester (i dunno y)
Bobafett - That big thing from star wars eating feta cheese
Gowin - An old school teacher called mr Godwin
Posted by methylated_spirit
@jontyf - you can do better than that, mate!
Posted by Sammy_boy
A sandwich tester? Hey, actually that doesn't sound like a bad job! It involves one of my favourite hobbies - eating!
Sadly, my stomach is now starting to give away this hobby to other people by protruding a bit more than it used to!
Posted by kimcheeboi
@Sammy-boy-SERIOUSLY
If you want to lose weight, just vut down on snacks and stop eating after 6~ish. People lose like 5 pounds in 2-3 weeks by doing this (including me when i was on vacation i couldn't eat as much as i wanted to and while i only weigh 145 at 181 cm, i still lost 7 pounds
).
just a piece of advice
that no one listens to
but I'm dead serious.
edit: i know i sound stupid
but i forgot to add--no beer, hard liquors only!
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Posted by Sammy_boy
Thanks for the advice
I'm trying to cut down at the moment, and try to take a bit more excercise (I'm very lazy!!)
I don't drink much at all, so at least that's not a problem - it's all the chips, crisps, chocolate I eat...
Posted by mince-inside
OK enough diet tips ladies, to try and get more input how about...
'Esato Karaoke Night' (I also suffer from constant music in my head)
Here’s my starter
@switch Bitch: Dude looks like a lady-Aerosmith
@batsie: Think I'm turning Japaneese-Vapours
(I assume you all know what this song's true meaning is)
@scotsboyuk: Beyond the sea - Bobby Darren
Posted by methylated_spirit
@mince-inside - Little green bag
@switchbitch - The Kinks-Lola
@scotsboyuk - George Michael - Careless Whisper
@jontyf - ozone - dragostea din tei
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[ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2004-07-29 13:43 ]
Posted by mince-inside
@anyone under 15yo: Grandma we love you - St Winifreds School
@kim: Teenage kicks - The Undertones
@meths: YMCA - Village people
@massuer: Slip Sliding Away - Paul Simon (sing during his 'sessions')
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Pictures in my head
[ This Message was edited by: mince-inside on 2004-07-29 14:10 ]
Posted by methylated_spirit
@Kimchooebekosuwii - Bruce Springsteen born in the USA
@mince-inside - Tha Scatman rap
@scotsboyuk - magic moments or do you know the way to san jose
@masseur - prodigy smack my bitch up?? Nah definately Santana she's not there, or INXS mystify me, or meat loaf u took the words right outta my mouth, or Blondie Hanging on the telephone, or Boston more than a feeling, or The Clash should i stay or should i go, or TheJohn Gael Band centrefold, or someones left the cake out in the rain, or itchycoo park, or Buggles video killed the radio star, or Queen killer queen
@laffen - Talking headz - psycho killer
@bobafett - boomtown rats dont like mondays
@burgaz - Marley no woman no cry
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[ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2004-07-29 15:19 ]
Posted by mince-inside
@sammy_boy:lip up fatty - Bad Manners
(that'll teach you to talk about diet tips
)
@patrick-in-ca:Nut Bush City Limits - Tine Turner (proud of this one)
Posted by methylated_spirit
@sammy-boy - the wonderstuff size of a cow
Posted by mince-inside
@miss uk:boys boys boys - Sabrina (if only... I bet she looks more like that thing of the kid's film 'The Goonies')
@axxxr:I've got you under my skin - Franky boy (lights down low and spot light on paddy)
Posted by Sammy_boy
@switchbitch - Aerosmith - Dude Looks Like a Lady
@meths - Anything by the Pogues (I wonder if he looks like Shaun whatsisface?)
I'm not fat, I'm big boned!
Posted by methylated_spirit
@sammy-boy haha i like that one! ! Got to work late and i hate it so im stealing 5 mins on Esato from company time! What a rebel!
Posted by methylated_spirit
@JN - The black crowes - hard to handle
Posted by friscosjoke
@kim-big pimpin-jay-z
@jn-if i had a midget-benifet
@residentevil-morality dictates-earth crisis
@massuer-needle in the hay-elliot smith
@pat in CA-born to be wild-steppinwolf
@sammyboy-all i know is that i dont know-operation ivy/hotel yorba-the white stripes
@batsie-we're havein a party-sam cooke
@boba-wearing all adidas plays air guiter to the imperial march (just kidding)
Posted by mince-inside
@londonstone:I wanna be loved by you - Marilyn Monroe
@bahbahsupercar:Fog on the Tyne - Gazza et al
@Resident Evil:The man with the Harmonica - Enrico Morricone
@burgaz:Come fly with me - Franky boy
@Happen:Coward of the county - Kenny Rodger (bit harsh)
@Lost Angle:Space Cowboy - Jamiroquai
@Switch Bitch: Just like a woman - Manfred Man
@jahed (into a mirror) - Somethin' stupid - Nancy & Frank
@scotsboyuk: Common people - Pulp
@friscosjoke: I left my heart in San Francisco - Tony Bennett
@masseur there's no getting the mic off him tonight chaps!
Sexual healing - Marvin Gaye
Call off the search - Katie Melua
Help! - The Beatles
Unforgettable - Nat 'King' Cole
There's always something there to remind me - Sandie Shaw
Big Spender - Shirley Bassey
Posted by friscosjoke
@ayush-lovefool-the cardigans
@scotsboy-finnigans wake-the dropkick murphys
@spaz-riders on the storm-the doors
@snap!-i got the power-snap
@mince-becuase i got high-afroman
@laffen-champs elysees-NOFX
@boba-what a wonderful world-louis armstrong/imagine-john lennon(there I thought of some real ones,in my mind you are still wearin all adidas though)
@axxxr-the times they are a changin-bob dylan
Posted by *Jojo*
I just missed reading the last 3 pages of this thread
! Honestly, I just love them all . . .
@sammy_boy - Nooooooooo ! Don't be confused, but I guess you are just right there about your post in the 8th page 'bout me
, specially the eating habit and all that I guess your guess about my personality coincides more to that of the author's 
Looks like you're a bit of a Nostradamus kiddo here mate, keep it up !
@all - I quite liked the songs you've paired with the characteristics of each member here
. . . Though I guess mine would best fit the ff:
1. Heaven Help Me - Deon Estus (ideal song when making negative -
posts) !
2. What A Wonderful World - Louis Armstrong (when I am receiving - gifts from some folks here) !
3. Baby Come Back - Lou Pardini (when my dog/girl leaves me and -
start looking for a bigger . . . you know what)!
4. Break It To Me Gently - Angela Boffil (when the mods starting to - lock the threads I authored)!
Posted by friscosjoke
@jn- you said 3. Baby Come Back - Lou Pardini (when my dog/girl leaves me and -
start looking for a bigger . . . you know what)!
dog?
@jn-heavy petting zoo-NOFX
(just messing with you)
Posted by methylated_spirit
@masseur - bonnie tyler hero, the jam a town called malice, d-ream things can only get better, charles and eddie would i lie to you, hot chocolate you sexy thing, don henley the boys of summer, rainbow since youve been gone, fleetwood mac dont stop, the police every breath you take, ace how long has this been goin' on
Masseur is the karaoke king! Theres been about 34725639 songs nominated for him and they ALL suit him!
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[ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2004-07-30 09:44 ]
Posted by mince-inside
Thanks @jojo as you poked your head up...
I can't sleep - Insomniac (I think)
Who let the dogs out (woof woof) - Those lads from Barbados
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Pictures in my head
[ This Message was edited by: mince-inside on 2004-07-30 10:13 ]
Posted by Asimo
Posted by Sammy_boy
@masseur- Men At Work - I come from a land down under
@mince-inside- that Intel jingle that's in all the computer ads
Posted by mince-inside
@sammy What kinda Karaoke Night allows jingles?
Posted by methylated_spirit
An anally retentive phone convention night out?
Posted by kimcheeboi
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I was thinking more like "raindrops are falling on my head..."
Posted by Sammy_boy
@mince & meths (what a combination - sounds like some kind of bizarre cocktail!) Good point - I forgot the kareoke bit!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Yeah we are tango and cash, cannon and ball, bubba-ray and d-von, crockett and tubbs, shanks and bigfoot, mills and boon, the lone ranger and tonto, adam and joe, bonnie and clyde, jack and victor, charles and eddie, jack and vera!
(God know what im talking about by the way)