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dads a gynaecologist
Posted by mince-inside
and dairy farmer
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, similar jobs really
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just different scale
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cows have big
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arm sized holes
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for fisting them
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NO!, pregnancy diagnosis
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oh, yeah right
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The milkmaid daughter
Posted by methylated_spirit
likes anal lovin'
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and chokin' love
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with anyone who
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has a mate!
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she tickles the
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the fancy of
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gordon "god" strachan
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who left Southampton
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because of stress
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bollocks, i suspect
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probably wanted holiday.
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Holidaying in tropical
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fish tank or
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brandy glass because
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he's so small
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he wears heels
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and leopardskin hotpants
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and Rangers Boob-tube
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while whistling the
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Simply the best
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better than all
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all the rest (better stop before we get the the bit about the Pope eh?)
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then he stopped (smooth, eh)
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Outside St James
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for a pish
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and carried on
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down the street
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hunting for some
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leopard skin hotpants
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aghhhhhh Rod Stewart
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sleeps with models
Posted by RichLok
all the time!~
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the lucky git! (thanks, by the way, it was just me and mr. mince for an entire page there! anyone else, feel free to join in!!!)
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Got lucky again (anytime!)
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Shagging them aswell? (I'm not surprised you thought of the knicks on the head aswell!)
Posted by methylated_spirit
they were cheating
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But none complained...
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because he's got
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one leg and
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nasty weeping sores