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a new p910i
Posted by harvey172
along with a
Posted by london-uk
tired old lager
Posted by blackspot
drinking de-oxygenated beer
Posted by duo_m
served by drunk
Posted by Residentevil
Strippers, dressed in
Posted by blackspot
santa claus costume
Posted by fetzi
which didnīt fit.
Posted by blackspot
Rudolph was galloping
Posted by Residentevil
through the snowy
Posted by namal
it got stolen!
Posted by blackspot
north-pole landing pad
Posted by fetzi
when a huge
Posted by blackspot
snowball rolled over
Posted by fetzi
and began to
Posted by harvey172
get faster and
Posted by blackspot
faster until Vixen
Posted by duo_m
dropped the bag
Posted by blackspot
containing the largest
Posted by duo_m
cowpie you'd ever
Posted by harryville
see if you
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open your eyes
Posted by fetzi
as wide as
Posted by vanquish
the universe stretches
Posted by harvey172
you will have
Posted by k4m!k4ze
two empty sockets
Posted by blackspot
and become blind
Posted by exodus262
but not deaf
Posted by duo_m
although you'll molt
Posted by blackspot
your entire body
Posted by fetzi
into an incredible
Posted by blackspot
hairless red-nosed raindeer
Posted by fetzi
where your body
Posted by blackspot
will evolve into
Posted by fetzi
a X-butt joint.
Posted by blackspot
Santa Claus was
Posted by harvey172
gettin ready to
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slap rudolph's butt
Posted by lor
with a twig
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but rudolph noticed
Posted by fetzi
the twig was
Posted by blackspot
looking delicious enough
Posted by fetzi
to be used
Posted by harryville
as a roasting
Posted by jontyf
pot, smelling of
Posted by harvey172
a big pile
Posted by scotsboyuk
of sweet smelling
Posted by fatreg
dead monkey dung
Posted by harvey172
which was kept
Posted by duo_m
in a trunk