Posted by TimLarsson
Now this might be a silly question, but i was thinking about the thread " K700 vs. ? Who will be his rival/s?" - who will be HIS rivals.
We give things different gender, like we call earth MOTHER earth and give boats girls names..
My question is this: would you consider your phone a male or female?:-)
Posted by BobaFett
my r520 is a he and t630 ( even black ) a she.
Posted by ephil_24
I don't know why but my T610 looks like a she..
Am I going crazy??
Posted by numnums
my black T630 is a she, my old T610 is a she.
(maybe i just don't want to call something "he" that i hold against my face!!)
Posted by tranquil
My phones has allways been, and will allways be ; Its'
Posted by Yaesu
my p8 is a she :-D
Posted by boto43
Every phone is a it ! :-D
Posted by kath
My baby's (t610) a tough girl.
@Yaesu - I reckon she's a big momma
Posted by masseur
all inanimate object are "IT" to me, as are some people I don't care to mention
Posted by Vlammetje
it's a phone.
masseur people are never 'its'
they're either males, females or f&^$^%$###ng bastards
Posted by BOOYAR
I think two certainties are p800 being female and p900 being male. Perhaps they're even related like lovers or something. My t610 is sexless like a hermaphrodite or something. But if i had to give it a sex it would be a butch female :-D p.s good topic
Posted by bionrg
Defenatly aliens!!:-D :-D
Posted by stuartdb87
My (black) T610 is a male. Iv dropped it so many times and its full ov scratches and it still works!
Posted by folling182
i think that in general Nokia phones are male, because they are just plain ugly, and on the other hand
are female because of there beauty.
All other brands fit in to one category or the other.
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Posted by Rva@
My P900 is definently a male ! It is too effective and intelligent to be a female ...
Posted by BobaFett
@rva that wasnt really nice of u...
Posted by numnums
i've changed my mind now..
i think the 610 and 630 are more like genderless (or sort of genderless) teletubbies!
Posted by *Jojo*
Mine are hetero... and homo... !
Posted by Lynx69
My t610 is a she. Shes got everything in the right places :-D
Posted by folling182
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Why dont u just shut the F*ck up!!
That crap is growing old, it just sounds gay.
Sorry about my explicitness, but i find these kind of scum really annoying.
Posted by *Jojo*
@folling182 - Just a question here - are you a female? Nokia is a male as you just said, perhaps I do agree, masculine enough to beat any SE female fones! But as they say, man cannot live without a lady/woman - a partner at that (minus gays here mates!) - so in effect, Nokia and SE fones must go hand in hand to bear kids, when produced, their names are: Samsung, Motorola, Siemens and Panasonic. Don't they just look great! A one big happy 'celfone' family !
Posted by scotsboyuk
@jojo
Listen very carefully to me, switch your computer off, draw the curtains, lie down and get some rest!
@folling182
Don't get your knickers in such a twist dear, calm down and put the kettle on for the chaps whilst we talk about the phones.
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Posted by BOOYAR
@scottsboyuk LOL :-D @folling182 get a life its a harmless joke
Posted by themarques
My Z1010 is a she I even call her ALICE
MY P800 is a she (had her name but forgot it just like some of my ex)
My T610 is a she and I call her Black Devil
I guess I have to much time on my hands but they all my little babies,even though one is a bit BIG (Cough cough 1010)
Posted by folling182
sorry to disapoint u alll but im not a woman.
It just really pisses me off when people talk like that.
where would we be without women?
And yes, i consider all nokia, as like men, ugly. If i though diferent i would be worried.
So lets just try a bit a bit less sexist, because misogyny is for the gay.
Posted by soichiro
he or she...... hmmmm....... maybe a 'lil bit of both
Posted by BOOYAR
Ok well what animal would your phone be.
Posted by kbloom
Right... I know im definetley insane but:
My 7210 - female
My old motorola T191 - um... Girl again i think!
And my brick - that HAS to be a boy!!! lol.
luv Kb x
Posted by Sammy_boy
My P800 has been throwing wobblies, working when it wants to, and being tempremental. Must be female then.....
@folling, before you jump down my throat, I'm only joking of course
I'm not into all that sexist crap, women are just as capable (and apparently more capable at many things!) than men are. It's just a joke.
Posted by folling182
i wont argue with personality characteristics, i just hate men that say that they are superior to women...to me it just sounds gay.
@sammy_boy: those kind of thing dont bother me, men have many defects just like women.
Posted by sOnicen
My z1010 = Shemale
My K700 = Male
T28s = Female
Posted by *Jojo*
My Nokia 7650 is a male 'cheetah' !
Posted by scotsboyuk
@folling182
I know your not a woman, but I would still like you to get that kettle on and get the chaps some tea, oh and a few cigars too dear.
Posted by gelfen
perhaps some cocoa? or hot chocolate with marshmellows?
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Posted by scotsboyuk
Come on where is that tea? I'll have a digestive biscuit with it too.
Posted by gelfen
and some scones while you're at it.
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Posted by scotsboyuk
I'll want my slippers and my paper too my dear.
Posted by gelfen
and don't forget my pipe!
Posted by scotsboyuk
Some scotch would be a dashed smart idea, for after my tea.
Posted by gelfen
i think that fireplace could do with some stoking. oh, and plump up my cushion too please dear.
Posted by scotsboyuk
Remember to stay in the kitchen whilst the men are speaking dear.
Posted by folling182
@gelfen and @scotsboyuk:
Sorry guys, u might be right...
but to make it up to you both, its oral sex time.
So all u users in this forum will turn a blind eye while u 2 blow each other.
Posted by scotsboyuk
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Take a long hard look at the above statement people, it's a plea for help and I'm not just going to stand around whilst a fellow Esatonian is in need. I think we should all start a collection to provide the sex change operation that folling182 is so obviously crying out for. Come on people, dig deep and donate what you can.
This will be a difficult transition for folling182, so I would ask that you respect his, I mean her (sorry I just haven't got used to that yet) privacy and give him the respect he deserves.
Posted by gelfen
i was so going to leave that one alone........
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Posted by folling182
I didnt actually want to get abusive, or start talking sh*t like you have, but i felt obliged.
I dont really see any point in carrying on being insulting to other people, it is unnecessary.
To be honest i dont really care what you think about women, you could be rapist for all care, but whether u like it or not, you both know im right in saying that the only people that have the right to hate women, and act superior to them are people that consider that they are usless, like gay people that dont care about human evolution, and anyother thing on this earth that doesnt deserve to live.
So like i was saying, i dont want to argue over this, i just want to prove my point, i understand this is a forum, to share opinions, but all that crap like "bring me a cup of tea dear" "stay in the kitchen while us men talk about phones" is just uncalled for. Its not an opinion, its just 2 people trying to be funny...sad but true.
(sorry moderators)
Posted by scotsboyuk
@folling182
It started off as a jape, but you escalated things with your decided lack of humour. Both gelfen and myself were indeed having a joke and we had hoped that you would have joined in, unfortunately you were prevented from doing so by the fact that your hands were too busy, trying to remove the huge stick wedged up your backside, to type.
I detect a decidedly homophobic attitude from you, not that this surprises me as you demonstrate the mental capacity of a retarded budgie anyway, to put it into perspective, if brain power were petrol you wouldn't have enough to power an ant's motorcycle around the outside of a penny!
You have made no point other than that you are an ignorant homophobic cretin who lacks the most basic sense of humour. The original post, which began this episode was intended as humorous, you decided to get on your high horse and it is you who is responsible for this situation.
I implore the moderators not to delete or lock this thread so that other members can see for themselves what folling182's bigoted views are and hopefully post their disproval. Thankfully most people do not share his views and certainly those of us who live in democratic countries should cherish our freedom and take a stand against narrow minded people such as folling182.
I shall finish by saying that, in my opinion, you are a pathetic bigot, incapable of distinguishing between a joke post and a serious post. I really do hope you reply to this because people like you only make themselves look more and more stupid the more they open their large mouths, otherwise known as their behind!
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Posted by folling182
i must say i am impressed by the way u have turned this around...
so for u, being open minded is to think that men are superior?..mm...if that isnt narrow minded i dont know what is.
And yes, im sorry, but i dont agree with people being gay, it is un-natural..just think, if everyone was gay, the human race would rot away in about 100 years. hmmm...sounds fun!
I think u ought to take a look though the posts in this thread, and u will see that u threw the first stone at me, not the other way round.
If you jump in to defend someone else, thats a different story, but i WAS NOT talking to you when i started.
Sorry to say that like most normal people, during certain hours of the day i have other things to do which arent post in a forum (mainly go to school and sleep), so dont expect instant replies, or whats more important...dont be so f*cking ignorant, and try to assimilate that not everyone here is from that colonated-shithole called scotland, which cant even be called a country anymore.
If someday u grow out of ur syndrome of having an IQ of a brick, you might realize that in the time is different in diferent parts of the world, so people sleep according.
I recomend you tune in to sesame street, you might learn something.
I will repeat, i dont see any need for any more b*tching in this thread, so when ur ready, will get back to the topic.
I appolgise to everyone reading this..Sorry Guys and Girls!!
Posted by scotsboyuk
I will admit that I had wanted to post something insulting back to you, perhaps making a few witty remarks and pithy comments and generally showing you up for the ignoramus that you truely are. However, I have read your last post and I have come to an important conclusion, your quite a pathetic individual really, more deserving of pity rather than anger.
I will not stoop so low as to insult Spain or its wonderful people, most of whom I have found to be extremely friendly and pleasant; Spain itself being one of the most beautiful places in the world. It is quite sad therefore that you couldn't think up anything better to hide your ignorance than a spurious attack on Scotland, but we must forgive you since, as I have said, you are not quite the full shilling.
Most people who are homophobic usually have some homosexual tendencies themselves and I suspect that this is what is driving your own homophobic attitude. Being Spanish I would imagine that you are a Catholic and this would obviously make it difficult for you to accept such feelings, but it does no good to repress such feelings.
I would have imagined that your apparent lack of humour and propensity to misunderstand posts was rooted in a poor command of the English language, but you seem to have a reasonable grasp of the language, which really just leaves us with my original conclusion; that you are simply ignorant. You seem to be under the impression that by asking you to respond to my post I was demanding that you post immediately, quite why this is the case since I didn't actually say this, is beyond me. You then proceed to give an account of why people in different parts of the world post at different times, your explanation being 'time zones', although you seem to have a rather poor command of geography if you are using this as an excuse since Spain is only one hour ahead of the UK.
I would also like to point out to you, since you still seem to misunderstand the concept of humour, that the original poster was making his comments in a lighthearted way, something which you don't seem to be able to grasp. Both gelfen and myself made several posts aimed at yourself, in an extremely obvious and exagerrated style to denote that we were not being serious, however, once again, you seem to have failed to comprehend that wonderful thing, which we call humour.
I must finish by speaking a little about the prehistoric attitudes that you have. Your homophobia is actually quite appalling, especially considering you are a European, I take great pride in the fact that the EU is a very free and open society, respecting everyone's choice of lifestyle and beliefs, unfortunately there are still some backward people such as yourself, but we are moving forwards and your kind are dying out. What makes me extremely happy is the knowledge that the EU is a liberal society and that homosexuality is one of the things the EU does not discriminate against, in fact the EU member states are moving towards gay marriages and it gives me great pleasure to think of people such as yourself being swamped in a sea of normal freedom loving people who simply will not tolerate your dark and twisted view of the world.
Sixty years ago millions of very brave men valiantly fought the most evil force in mankind's history, they were willing to die for freedom and many of them did. It is so sad to think that despite their sacrafices and all their great achievments, there still exists institutions of hatred such as yourself. Perhaps you will take a long hard look at yourself and actually come to the realisation that you are what is known as a 'pap', it is a wonderful Scottish term and I really do urge you to look it up.
Posted by Sammy_boy
Woa!! Handbags at dawn!!!
I hate seeing all this kind of flaming, it's not what sites like these are about.
@folling - I don't think that Scotsboy is sexist or thinks that men are better than women - he was been sarcastic. If you have a problem with gays - fair enough, as long as you don't go about beating them up or hurling abuse at them. Live and let live, I say!
@scotsboy - Although I agree with a lot of what you said, I think a lot of the comments you made to folling were a bit too personal. In fact, I was waiting for you to call him out with duelling pistols!
To be fair, you both got a bit personal in the end.
Hows about you both shake and make up?
I hope I'm not sounding too much like some bossy schoolteacher or something, or a mod (and I don't mean that is a bad way, @masseur!), and apologies if I do!
Anyways, we've all got a bit off topic, so let's get back to business
Posted by *Jojo*
To 'all' members . . .concerned, try taking a deep dive, it's kinda HOT in here mates :