Posted by razec
Donato-ed by "cezar" for Jojo of faraway land
Posted by *Jojo*
land of the LOST has NEVER been FOUND, thus, resulting to: LOST and unFOUND !
Posted by gola
unfound is like coca cola,brrrrr...
Posted by raj_srini
brrrrr... isn't it too cold??
Posted by *Jojo*
COLD is the exact opposite of UNcalled . . .
Posted by razec
UNcalled is the new addition to the UN family(UNicef etc)
Posted by *Jojo*
FAMILY is a native-tongue, which means: TO BUY !
Posted by razec
Buy more goods for a lower price - a common perception among buyers across the world
Posted by *Jojo*
World War III will commence if the bugs on newly released
fones will NOT ISTAFF !
Posted by razec
ISTAFF - the new generation for the spelling of Stop!
Posted by *Jojo*
STOP, in the name of LOVE . . . before YOU break my HURT !
Posted by razec
Hurt me and i'll kick your butt
Posted by *Jojo*
BUTT . . . uta, is commonly used amongst the security guards inside the malls. The pistols in their holsters are just - water guns !
Posted by razec
guns and roses bed of roses red roses!
Posted by *Jojo*
roses, Susan
wifey late - FPJ !
Posted by markztrance
FPJ sucks! GMA rocks!
Posted by *Jojo*
rocks and rolls are the IN-thing inside the motel . . .
Posted by razec
motel are always infested by dancers(you know what i mean)
Posted by *Jojo*
dancers canNOT sing !
Posted by razec
sing until it rains, it rains until it pours
Posted by *Jojo*
pours, then paybs then sikses then sebens then SEAGAL !
Posted by razec
SEAGAL, you mean Stiben SeaGal
or A Gal in the See?
Posted by *Jojo*
SEEven Seagal (karate-chop) it is . . . Philip !
Posted by razec
Philips, a brand? a cigarrette? a tool? or a star
Posted by *Jojo*
star . . . it's YOU: Philip rezaC . . . Sunday break-away .. . maid's day-OFF !
Posted by razec
OFF-Liner and OFF-limits
Posted by *Jojo*
limits rhymes with limitation . . .
Posted by razec
limitation complements disadvantages
Posted by *Jojo*
disadvantages encourages tennis players !
Posted by razec
players made in china are infesting sidewalks
Posted by *Jojo*
sidewalk vendors in the Metro are
SORE !
Posted by razec
SORE-Y i made something naughty today
Posted by *Jojo*
today, tomorrow and yesterday are ALL part of mobile phones . . .
Posted by razec
phones are meant Only for CALLS!
( ^^^ said that 
)
Posted by *Jojo*
CALLSenters are mushrooming in the Metro during the fast 3 years
Posted by razec
...YEARS you never let me DoWN
YOU TUrned My Life Around The SWEETEst DeyZ i Found, I FOunD in YOU 
:
Posted by *Jojo*
YOU are the SINGER and not ................ ME !
Posted by razec
not_me is our fellow esatonian!
Posted by *Jojo*
esatonian rhymes with East Historian . . .
Posted by razec
Historian is a nice profession
Posted by *Jojo*
profession of prostitution is OLDEST ever recorded one !
Posted by razec
"one" little two little THREE little INDIANS!
Posted by *Jojo*
indians-mango is very nice to eat when you are in the country-side specially when doubled with shrimp-paste . . .
Posted by razec
paste? the adhesive one?
Posted by paul101
one more day
Posted by razec
day-after-day, time pass away!
Posted by belialwafu
day 2524786 of my life...(as if it was right)
Posted by razec
life is so beautiful yet love is so wonderful
Posted by belialwafu
wonderful, yes but life is yet to be discovered
Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Discovered a homeless man under my bed...