Posted by *Jojo*
'peejamas' is worn when going to a disco !
Posted by wannabegeek
ocsid be my oncle(and a rude word)
Posted by *Jojo*
'oncle' is the husband of my - ountie !
Posted by wannabegeek
ountie be the mother of everybody,GOOD BOY and his cuzzin.Also the doohickey that holds the gizmo against the "splendiferous maximus", not so?
Posted by *Jojo*
'so' you are really a GOOD BOY-wannabe? . . . I hope you'll stay that way till you reach your age - 99 !
Posted by wannabegeek
'99' windmills in Holland are bound to disappear!!
Posted by SE Rules
"99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer..." One day I woke up in borneo, and a guava exploded!!!
Posted by *Jojo*
'exploded' will turn this thread with those T W O - 99 replies ! Good Morning Laffen !
Posted by wannabegeek
Laffen!!! all the way to the bank, ......wunch of bankers all are we.....oh well it's wedtime
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Posted by *Jojo*
'wedtime' is a shortened word for . . . WHAT TME
Posted by wannabegeek
WHAT TME 1.
Черные skinned morons молодые мальчики УМИРАЮТ быстро!
2. Много ЗАВИДУЮТ мне здесь по любой причине(разуму) что я
не знайте?
3. Молодой мальчик - ИДИОТ!
and all.
and all.
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Posted by *Jojo*
'all' is BEHIND us now is my fave - poem !
Posted by wannabegeek
"poem !" purely obsessive extremely mad
Posted by *Jojo*
'mad' stands for - (M)arga (A)fter (D)ark !
Posted by wannabegeek
Kard is me wen the moon is in FULL,....hic....
!!
[ This Message was edited by: wannabegeek on 2006-01-16 23:52 ]
Posted by *Jojo*
'hic' kory dickory duck the mouse went up the clock, the clock strikes 1 and down the mouse to the TRAP !
Posted by wannabegeek
TRAP is what 1 speaks (Yeah, snakes taste like chicken & poop is very smelly.) unless 2 is served with ice maybe? hic...............
[ This Message was edited by: wannabegeek on 2006-01-17 00:26 ]
Posted by *Jojo*
'hic' opter is also known as . . . CHOPPER !
Posted by wannabegeek
CHOPPER is "Laffen!!!!!" cos "its" cocked for shore,the word was disappear and "it" used "bottles".... how poor!!!
GAME OVER.....!!!!!
Geek was slow , geek was thorough, Geek is moving to a nuther borough!!
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Posted by *Jojo*
'borough' wheel is what's commonly USED as a 2/3-wheel equipment in construction sites . . .
Posted by max_wedge
sites is what certain world leaders look best through..
Posted by *Jojo*
'through' the Fire was Chaka Khan's BEST song ever recorded to date !
Posted by wannabegeek
date is:17/01/06 same Sh*t different day.
Posted by *Jojo*
'day' Judgement is NEAR, repent mates !
Posted by mikkyroy
mates: rearranging the letters gives 'teams'
Posted by BONDIE_86
'teams' can be used to make 'houses'
Posted by SE Rules
'houses' of parliament were nearly blown up on November '5th'
Posted by BONDIE_86
'5th' is the not quite as good as '4th' in a race...
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Posted by methylated_spirit
"race me" coulthard shouted to Schumacher
Posted by BONDIE_86
'Schumacher' was pronounced Shoe Maker by my late 'grandfather'
Posted by *Jojo*
'grandfather' is DEAD now and so is Grand mother
all is left is - Grand doggie !
Posted by wannabegeek
doggie in the window NOT 4 sale
Posted by SE Rules
'sale' is french for 'dirty'
Posted by *Jojo*
'dirty' dozen is one of my fave OLD flick, which stars Mr. Clean !
Posted by wannabegeek
"Mr. Clean ! is what i definately AMnOt?"! says Noddy
Posted by *Jojo*
'noddy' is PERFECT is what the lady said, who's vital stats is: 36-36-36 !
Posted by wannabegeek
36-36-36 ! 36-36-36 ! 36-36-36 ! this is the last call for passenger 36-36-36 ! ok, that's it, were giving the seat on the Mars/Neptune flight to passenger no: 36-36-37!
Posted by *Jojo*
'37' I will be this year
Posted by wannabegeek
'37' is 36-36 shy of the truth,shame!
Posted by *Jojo*
'shame' rhymes with shupershonic !
Posted by wannabegeek
shupershonic ! rhymes with Nazdarovia!
Posted by *Jojo*
'Nazdarovia' is the latest car model manufactured by a joint-business-venture between Mazda and Range Rover !
Posted by wannabegeek
Rover ! - come here now! Stop biting that camel.
Posted by *Jojo*
'camel' . . . camel, camel, camel, camel - Kameleon they come and Go they come and GO, was popularized by - Boy George !
Posted by wannabegeek
Boy George ! that is HUGE!!!! you sure you not a man?
Posted by *Jojo*
'man' su, is my fave local dessert it is dipped with sugar or syrup . . . saraaaaaaaaaaap !
Posted by wannabegeek
saraaaaaaaaaaap !saraaaaaaaaaaap ! saraaaaaaaaaaap ! di di di saraaaaaaaaaaap !, hear ye,hear ye,hear ye, we present: Lord and Lady Ramsbottom of Dunwondering.
Posted by *Jojo*
'dunwondering' is the husband of Wonder Woman !
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@wanna - Good mate, you manage to COUNT the letter a's in - saraaaaaaaaaaap - EXACTLY !
Posted by wannabegeek
Woman !saraaaaaaaaaaap already, i said i'll do and so i will!!
Posted by *Jojo*
'will' Smith stars in the movie . . . Free Willy 7 !