Posted by fetzi
diets are not funny
Posted by blackspot
funny intelligent people are welcome here to make contributions
Posted by fetzi
contributions in kind are preferred as they could be offered in - PLAYTIME!
Posted by blackspot
Playtime for kids is everytime.
Posted by gelfen
Every time you cry
Save up all your tears
I will be your rainbow when it disappears
Wash away the pain
’til you smile again
I will be the laughter in your eyes
Every time you cry
Posted by blackspot
cry in the rain
take away my pain
cry in the night
take away my fright
Posted by *Jojo*
'fright' is what I am feeling now as @gelfen started to sing here
so goes with @blackspot 
I wonder how is @laffen now 
!
Posted by NAWTYBRATT
"LIFE WITHOUT A FRIEND IS LIKE A BOOB WITHOUT A NIPPLE. IT'S POINTLESS"
Posted by sonusingh27
A pencil it useless when it is pointless!
Posted by blackspot
Now we have to ignore the 2 last posts as they did not conform to the standards of this thread. Ok, let's resume...
Posted by kramer_hpal
"resume" is the most used word in download managers
Posted by *Jojo*
'managers' are the folks who - supervise, as the supervisors are the ones who manages
!
Posted by kramer_hpal
managing sth needs lots of responsibility
Posted by *Jojo*
'responsiblity' are peeps who are responsible in life . . . and in death!
Posted by rammm
death like a little smashed mosquito
Posted by *Jojo*
'mosquito' bites in the morning, sometimes results to - dengue fever, rampant in cold places . . . like now here in Manila!
Posted by kramer_hpal
mosquitos are really making ppl crazy when its summer
Posted by kramer_hpal
summer loves are the sweetest things...
Posted by JukurenvengeX5
...Things that make up a good phone is the camera.
Posted by Davo_169
camera phones are more fun than a barrel o monkeys
Posted by *Jojo*
'monkeys' you can find in the PC* Thread, too many of them . . . unfortunately, less 'brainy' but they do EAT each others - BANANAS!
Posted by JukurenvengeX5
(Dam..You killed it..Ah well) "bannanas" are nice to eat =P
Posted by *Jojo*
'=P' is followed by . . . =Q, =R, =S, =T, =U, =V, =W !
Posted by jontyf
W is the third last letter in the alphabet
Posted by blackspot
alphabet of what planet? Here on earth it is 4th to the last.
Posted by *Jojo*
'last' week was a very exciting one, more infos gathered, more heads to roll. I wonderer how's Laffen doing now?
Posted by *Jojo*
'now' . . . it's becoming more QUIET here, I need to go wrestle one !
Posted by aauspitz
One day, this will all make sense:)
Posted by Pradhika
Real goods: youth, health, affluence and character. Real bads: poverty, old age and disease.
Posted by *Jojo*
'disease' is also sometimes spelled - This is . . .
Posted by blackspot
This is really getting more and more degraded.
Posted by *Jojo*
'degraded' it is .. . needs some 'upgrade' !
@blackspot - I guess the last word prior to your post was - "IS"
!
Posted by blackspot
Precisely my point! IYKWIM (If you know what I mean
)
Posted by *Jojo*
'mean' are the exact opposite of - 'womean'
!
Posted by *Jojo*
'womean'
are very unpredictable most of the time 
!
Posted by DJcreamz
time i went to the toilet cant hold on anymore
Posted by aauspitz
anymore of this nonsense will cause some major brain damage
Posted by kramer_hpal
damage on ur car costs much
Posted by DJcreamz
much self touching causes blindness
Posted by *Jojo*
'blindness' is the exact opposite of - CYCLOPS !
Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Cyclops is amember of X-men
Posted by blackspot
X-men are also know as transexuals
Posted by govigov
Transvestite or eunuch's are worse than gays and lesbians. (Lesbians are
)
Posted by *Jojo*
'lesbians' are the exact opposite of . . . . 'gays' !
Posted by *Jojo*
'gays' are RICH too . . . to finance their Boyfriend's NEEDS
!
Posted by Yazan24
needs locking this thread
Posted by *Jojo*
'thread' should be LEFT as it is mate . . .
!
Posted by mrao
gays and lesbians should be LEFT to their own ways
Posted by *Jojo*
'ways' and means are part of the Congress committee here in Manila !
Posted by skaterboy
Manilla, vanilla, Ben Stiller. Just a filler.